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Old 07-24-2015, 02:20 AM

I'm a large Pisces by Any standard.
Six foot two& 280lbs.
I'm afraid I'm gaining weight again.
Ohhhh yeah, the title. Well, I'm a fat farm but the fast farmers never harvest their crop.
But what can one do? I love to eat. Yes. I'm a glutton.
A pig, hog , whatever..... One day on my last job in Detroit as a guard captain, something blew up. It shook the building. We never did find out what it was, but then in Detroit it's not uncommon to hear things go BOOM.
Later the head of maintenance told me his cohort looked up when they heard the explosion&asked, did the guard fall down. Hehehe... Even I thought it was funny.
But I'm bigger now than then.
If this keeps up I'm gonna get my own zip code....
Oh well, good night. I hope I don't dream of counting sheep. I'm out of mint jelly. 😏

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Old 07-24-2015, 05:51 PM

Could have been the sound of running out of mint jelly.

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Old 07-26-2015, 07:13 PM

Chases cap around with folded newspaper for mentioning sheep and mint jelly! They like marmalade:) I loved the goats in pajamas!!! I want to live on a farm and play with the animals.

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Old 07-26-2015, 08:43 PM

Lol..... But they're so tasty!!!! ������������

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Old 08-06-2015, 06:59 PM

Soooooo who else has fat issues?

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Old 08-06-2015, 08:23 PM

I'll never tell.

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Old 08-07-2015, 12:36 AM

I can't get into my cargo shorts. I'm trying to lose, tho. No more donuts.

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Old 08-07-2015, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dazzlingdreamberry View Post
I can't get into my cargo shorts. I'm trying to lose, tho. No more donuts.
It gets harder year by year. [email protected]@'"(!!!* old age

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Old 08-12-2015, 11:12 PM

Oh no!!!! I lost 4 lbs... Now where could they B???? Oo

 


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