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Old 09-28-2015, 02:44 AM

A tosspot of conversational tidbits in random order.
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---------- Post added 09-27-2015 at 10:46 PM ----------

Some times the strangest things happen to me.
My wife shaved my knees tonight.
I don't get it, but OK.

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Old 09-29-2015, 02:12 PM

Shaved your KNEES?
Did ya have fuzzy knees that tickled her legs when you spoon her in bed? Lmao!
I hope she was good with the razor! ...nicked knees hurt, cuz they rub on the inside of your pants!
*ouch*
Did she, at least, moisturize after? s & !

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Old 09-29-2015, 07:26 PM

U seen pics of my legs. The hair on them don't show up on camera unless it's a close shot.
She was buzzing off my ear hair& suddenly went to the knee. But OK. I enjoy the attention. Purrrrrrrrr...

---------- Post added 09-29-2015 at 03:28 PM ----------

P. S. Yes, she moisturised them

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Old 09-29-2015, 09:56 PM

This hair removal incident reminds me of a couple weeks ago when I was at a small Pilot truck stop in Ohio. An older trucker who had a long beard and long hair was entering the building at the same time I was. I arrived first and opened the door for him. I looked at him and told him that he had forgotten to shave today. He immediately retorted with, "I did. Between my toes."

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Old 09-30-2015, 01:54 PM

It's Humpday.
Charges across the thread on Clyde the wonder camel. 🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫

---------- Post added 09-30-2015 at 11:10 AM ----------

U know you're getting old when comfort is more important than style.
2 Christmases ago wonder daughter got me a Humpday shirt with a camel on it.
Today I put it on& thought about wearing jeans.
But nope, the comfort of my bibs won out..
I'm a old cow hand, from the Rio grand.
But my legs ain't bowed & my cheeks ain't tan.
Never roped a cow cause I don't know how& I sure ain't fixing to set in now, yippee I o kids aye.
From the road to Rio, staring Bob hope&Bing Crosby & Dorothy lamour.

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Old 10-01-2015, 01:24 AM

OK. Now wonder wife wants me to grow my hair long...
She says she don't believe in transgender syndrome, but I think she's holding out. Maaaaaaybe?!?!!?

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Old 10-01-2015, 03:32 PM

I just pulled into a parking lot, running errands.
I caught myself sitting there blankly watching wild flowers blowing in a wet wind on a rainy day.
Shrugs.....

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Old 10-03-2015, 12:00 AM

OK, I bought a next book.

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Old 10-11-2015, 06:34 PM

So, who else has ever had cheese stuffed baked squid?

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Old 10-11-2015, 07:19 PM


gags a little

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Old 10-11-2015, 07:44 PM

is that an euphemism? ��

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Old 10-11-2015, 07:57 PM

Nope, I had it in Sicily. It was delicious, but my favorite squid dish was in Spain where they chop the calamari into rings then batter and deep fry them. Wonderful. Especially w lemon.

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Old 10-11-2015, 08:09 PM

I find calimari to be too chewy for my liking. And just a friendly reminder that if ever you are starring in a movie or even a commercial and you need to move through a building quickly you must always choose a route that takes you through a busy kitchen.

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Old 10-11-2015, 08:10 PM


oh i've had calamiri rings in Japan =3
how long were you in Sicily

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Old 10-12-2015, 09:32 AM

Sooolike how about picked octopus salad... Really. That's how it's best served. Cut it up fresh into a pickle brine and after its ready put it on a salad. Ummmmmm.
But if they're too small for that like uuuu know bite size then they're delish battered up and deep fried. U know like mushrooms. Yummmmmmmys!!!!!!

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Old 10-12-2015, 10:12 AM

I love calamari squid. chewy? yes, but super tasty. the last time I was in Greece, the father of the family I was staying with went out early every morning in his little fishing boat to bring in his lobster cages. most he sold at market but the rest went on the barbecue for the evening meal. on the last day he put a whole octopus on, and it was sooo nummy ��

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Old 10-12-2015, 10:34 AM

Well. Like I've been like totally puny for like 2 weeks so I like went to the v/a last night.
It's my old neminis c.o.p.d.
That nearly killed me back in 03 .
I quit smoking in 02 & was diagnosed a few months later
That was back in the mobamigle days. I was always dizzy and confused from low blood ox and I was in constant pain w my crooked leg so I was on narc pain meds and masive steroids.
That was when my pink doppelganger showed up. I still don't know if I created her or if she escaped. I lean toward the escape theory given my transgendered personality.
I actually much healthier now after 14 years without a smoke. Still. C.o.p.d. is til death do u.part.. Don't worry, I'm 61 and shooting eighty.
That's right, I'm gonna live till eighty or die trying. Eeeee, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...gasp.... Wheeze...

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Old 10-20-2015, 07:05 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces View Post
I just pulled into a parking lot, running errands.
I caught myself sitting there blankly watching wild flowers blowing in a wet wind on a rainy day.
Shrugs.....
Well, at least it was in a parking lot!
I have done that at Stop Signs! LMAO ! .....true story! !

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Old 10-30-2015, 11:05 AM

Today is national thrift day.
So hit up the thrift store if your choice.
Most thrift stores help the needy.
Otherwise, just cheap out & b the scrooge pug the day. 😏😏😏

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Old 10-31-2015, 06:16 PM

Fellow ghouls ahhh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

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Old 10-31-2015, 06:30 PM

Like.....BOO! 'n stuff! !

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Old 10-31-2015, 07:59 PM

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Like.....BOO! 'n stuff! !
Faints....flop!!!

---------- Post added 10-31-2015 at 05:37 PM ----------

I can't believe I dropped 1500 g on this coffin for one day a year....

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Old 11-02-2015, 05:58 AM

You can try to auction it off. I already had one and didn't even use it! Lol! ....but I'm subject to use my coffin more than once a year. I like the macabre and spooky stuff just about any day of the year, actually! Lol!


So....do you guys plan to do anything special for Thanksgiving? !

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Old 11-02-2015, 08:12 AM

unfortunately, we don't have thanks giving here. our forefathers lived in mud huts and worshipped the sun ��

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Old 11-02-2015, 01:32 PM

So did mine. Aren't u thankful we don't live like that now?

---------- Post added 11-02-2015 at 09:53 AM ----------

Monday is my laundry day, soooooooo up and at emmmm!!!! Atommmmmmmm ant!!!!!? 121212121212121212

---------- Post added 11-02-2015 at 12:55 PM ----------

OK, it's November. The next holiday is thanksgiving. Also known as turkeygedon ......😰😰😰

 


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