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Old 10-18-2015, 07:45 PM

STDs are no joke! I thought I knew all there was to know about them, but I learned a lot after that experience. And my vagina was happy once it was over and treated.
I'll never, ever forget that feeling though... Ugh.

Ouch! Herpes on boobs sounds like some sick, cruel and unusual punishment!

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Old 10-18-2015, 08:39 PM

Those of u wanting matching bra&panties sets r forgetting that slasher type killers always go for the girls in matching undies. Ahhh, hahahahahahahahahaha......

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Old 10-18-2015, 08:59 PM

....That just makes me picture some really weird Friday the 13th shenanigans............... >////<

Like, oh, here - let me use my machete to help you out of those.

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Old 10-18-2015, 09:01 PM

My mind immediately pictured that to be the intro to a really bad Halloween porn video or something. D:

I need brain soap!

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Old 10-18-2015, 09:09 PM

Ahahahaha, thought corruption successful!

True fact: The larger your boobs, the easier it is to corrupt others. >3 MWAHAHHA

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Old 10-18-2015, 11:51 PM

That I believe.

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Old 10-19-2015, 12:02 AM

Boobs.

The world will not be overthrown by robots one day...
The world will be overthrown by boobs.

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Old 10-19-2015, 12:57 AM

Orrrrr, robots w boobs. .....oh my!!!!!

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Old 10-19-2015, 02:31 AM

Shit... they're on to me!

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Old 10-19-2015, 03:18 AM

I can't sleep without panties on. I have a lot of discharge that would get everywhere if I did. I mean, it's not a whole lot, but it's enough to be annoying. I sleep with a light pantiliner to keep things aired while protecting my underwear and sheets.

Also, I now have an awful image in my head from your booby herpes, so thanks for that. lol

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Old 10-19-2015, 12:50 PM

I use to sleep nude, but as we get older we tend to leak do these days I wear boxer briefs& sometimes a t shirt.

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Old 10-20-2015, 08:42 PM

Ahha, boob herpes strikes again!!!

Funny boob story of the day: Tried to buy a new coat - Tried really hard to convince myself it would fit the ladies.... and POP button flew off and I promptly ran away.

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Old 10-20-2015, 08:59 PM

I can't sleep naked.
I'd feel too naked...

Aww, Femme! That sucks.
Hopefully the store doesn't remember who busted the buttons from that jacket!

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Old 10-21-2015, 04:03 PM

I have a funny boob story as well:

This was a while ago, when I was seventeen, and I was sitting in church through one of those long anecdotes that the pastor likes to squeeze into his sermons, and I was very uncomfortable because I don't like sitting still for much longer than twenty minutes. I was wearing one of my favorite blouses (the stretchy sort) whose buttons sometimes were quite naughty if you didn't quite get the button all the way through securely through the buttonhole. So, I'm sitting there doing my best not to fidget and trying to somehow stretch without making people think I'm stretching (church is weird). My "stretching without stretching" involves expanding my ribcage and stomach. As you may well have already predicted, two buttons slipped out of their holes and church got more exciting. lol It was very embarrassing to say the least. Luckily, I think only one or two people saw it, but I quickly buttoned it back up.

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Old 10-21-2015, 04:15 PM

Hahaha. That does sound embarrassing!

I remember once when I was younger, I went to a waterpark for my best friend's birthday party... (I bet you already know where this is going) Long story short, I went on one of those wave simulators for surfing and my boob popped out of my swimsuit top, then the man who was supervising pulled me aside since I couldn't feel it hanging out and he tried to tell me that my boob was out and he had an accent, so I didn't understand him... I thought he was complimenting my suit so I was beaming like, "Ohmygosh thank you. I'm glad you like it!" And then it got to the point where he had to point to my chest and I realized my boob was poking out and it was so embarrassing!

My friends (at the time) were laughing at me....
It sucked too because this man was really attractive. Frankly, I never went back to that waterpark!

Funny boob stories are funny~

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Old 10-21-2015, 07:50 PM

I had a similar experience, only w balls not boob's.
We went to the beach.
I was about13 & just noticing the big girls for the first time.
A group of big girls started laughing at me, they were pointing at my crotch.
When I looked down I saw my trunks had ripped & my sack was hanging out.
Loooooord, I thought I would die.

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Old 10-22-2015, 01:04 PM

Ahhh!! I'm dying from secondhand embarrassment!!

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#43
Old 10-22-2015, 02:36 PM

Oh my gosh, Ava, that beats mine hands down...

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#44
Old 10-23-2015, 01:07 AM

Hey, I was ship mate with a guy who's name we couldn't pronounce. He was Greek. We called him Mr E.
He told us one time that when he was about 16 a older woman. All of 18 asked him when they were alone, if he had ever kissed a woman's Breast?
He told her in total indignation, CERTAINLY NOT!!!!!what do u think I am, a pervert?
He would tell that story& laugh& wonder how often she told that story from her side& laugh.
He was in his 60s when I knew him.

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#45
Old 10-30-2015, 04:15 PM

Hey, the subject is sagging😁

 


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