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#226
Old 01-17-2016, 11:01 PM

Fish jesus would be ashamed of you all.

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#227
Old 01-17-2016, 11:07 PM

Well, if he lox us out of heaven, that just means we'll be like Bruno Mares' hit song "Locketrout of Heaven." ¬‿¬
/I don't know who braised us to be like this
/MARE IS A FOREIGN WORD FOR SEA

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#228
Old 01-17-2016, 11:11 PM

Oh my blob-fish. Why.

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#229
Old 01-18-2016, 01:10 AM

I'm not good enough at fish puns to make fish puns all the time. R eel y.

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#230
Old 01-18-2016, 01:42 AM

oH MY GOD U LIAR

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#231
Old 01-18-2016, 02:19 AM

I r eel y just keep using the same pun over and over

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#232
Old 01-18-2016, 09:53 PM

It's oakay. I'm knot good with puns.

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#233
Old 01-18-2016, 10:04 PM

My trying to come up with fish puns is like opening a can of worms

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#234
Old 01-18-2016, 10:07 PM

You gotta catch the bait in order to reel in a good pun. Have to lurk under the murky waters and wait until the opportunity arises to release the puns.

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#235
Old 01-18-2016, 10:09 PM

I think I am more like a fish that has been caught in the net and is now flopping around on the ground.

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#236
Old 01-18-2016, 10:14 PM

I am pun trash. I feel we are both in the net, Salvete. The whirlpool just came up and sucked us into a torrent of guppies and crabs, and now we are the mermaids stuck in the fisherman's net.

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#237
Old 01-18-2016, 10:18 PM

We are both flopping around in the net on the internet :D

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#238
Old 01-19-2016, 02:45 AM

I'm in the v/a getting my foot looked at. I'm diabetic and have a sore between my toes.
Nothing fishy there, Not even my feet. I've never been prone to smelt feet.

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#239
Old 01-19-2016, 03:41 AM

Yikes hope your foot is okay, the Cheshire Pisces

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#240
Old 01-19-2016, 04:52 AM

Bay bugger that, I'm getting a little sea sick of trying to come up with fish puns, cod damn...

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#241
Old 01-19-2016, 05:26 AM

I just saw the sturgeon on staff. I'm probability not gonna b admitted. I was kind of flounder, ing for a bait bit I'm over it

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#242
Old 01-19-2016, 08:52 AM

Keep it up, and you'll summon Barbara Dunkleman, Queen of Bad Puns.

On second thought, go ahead. Barb is hot.

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#243
Old 01-19-2016, 03:44 PM

I don't know who that is, actually

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#244
Old 01-19-2016, 04:14 PM

Well, crab. Now we have to salmon her to find out!

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Old 01-19-2016, 04:30 PM

Holy mackerel! Holy crab!

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#246
Old 01-19-2016, 05:33 PM

Remember that Bobbin Thicke hit Tangled Lines?

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#247
Old 01-19-2016, 05:39 PM

lol, though these fish puns really are the fin-nacle of animal wordplay, horse puns have similar po-tench-ial, neigh? though I don't want to leave myself up the creek without a saddle, and horse puns can be a right night-mare that'll stirrup a lot of trouble. wouldn't want to make a rod for my own back with puns that might sell me up the river. so I'll kipper lid on them and stick to the turbot-charged fishy ones that will leave you all bream-ing from ear to ear ��

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#248
Old 01-19-2016, 05:39 PM

Yes I do. Did you like it?

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#249
Old 01-19-2016, 06:07 PM

The fin fatale mention for salmoning is unknown to me.
But sea sounds like Fin

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#250
Old 01-19-2016, 08:02 PM

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Remember that Bobbin Thicke hit Tangled Lines?
oh my god Amane I hate you omggg. omf

 


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