Ugh, my boobs itch! *dies*

get some ice for the itch? i'm not sure that'd actually work cause ice on boobs is terrible xD

Plus I am at work, so it's kind of hard to discreetly ice down the boobs. Why must they itch!

I didn't know ice was specifically unpleasant on the chest.

I feel like ice on most parts of the body can be unpleasant lol.

Pfft, if they don't like where you itch, they can go fuck themselves, Queenie~ You didn't ask to be born with boobs.

Precarious, I am just a victim of genetics.

Ice does help with itching and rashes to begin with.

Pfft, if only that argument worked more often. I'm not a bitch, it's just genetics. I don't hate you, I just hate you genes.

Life would be so much easier.

How're y'all doing?
Sorry that I've not been around much -- we're preparing for the munchkins arrival.

We're also letting the girls' pick the colors for their bedrooms...Sophia wants Orange, Becca, wants lavender.
The munchkins' nursery is a pale yellow. :) Our room is still boring white - we've yet to agree on a color - I'm trying to convince him of a pale green. :) Or teal.

Livi, you let me know what colors you want for the baby blankets...I'll crochet you some. I've got just about every color you can think of, leftovers from days of shopping past.

Precarious, genetics are the very devil sometimes. As for hormones, my husband will tell me that my hormones are being a bitch. It's his work around for calling me out when I am being overly bitchy. Especially during the girl time, which sadly, as struck me. Was a week late and had kind of hoped that meant we were finally pregnant. Guess we'll be trying for next month.

I'll let you know! I need to talk to Alex who usually doesn't like me sharing personal info like our address online, even if it's someone I know, like you.

We're using a lot of hand me downs from the girls (with both of them) - we have so much newborn stuff and blankets already, I don't care if my son is in pink, he'll out grow it fast any way. But I'll definitely let you know after I talk to him.

I can't even claim womanly times when I'm grumpy. I am glad for it, but at the same time I just wanna bitch and be forgiven. XD Hopefully you get pregnant soon, but let me warn you, I had mine four years ago, and I'm on BC and not pregnant, and for like, a year and a half now I swear I'm pregnant. Like, weird cravings, body changes, etc etc. I remind her everyday she ruined my body and gave me heartburn. :o She's lucky she is cute and I'm obligated to deal with her for the next fourteenish years. XD

All my mood swings I can blame on the munchkins' -- yesterday was an insane roller coaster all over the place. >.< It wasn't pretty. I locked myself in our bedroom at one point to avoid the kids having to be around me because I was just a complete mess.

Most children ruin their mother's bodies...it's a horrible vicious thing. Then again, my body isn't all that spectacular anyways, so we yeah.

No problem, Livi. I understand the not wanting to share information.

I know, we have a tiny tub, so it is honestly horrible for baths, but sometimes I tell the SO I'm taking a bath just to get away for an hour. XD Sure, I could sit on the couch and read, but she's four and never shuts up, so I go in the bathroom. Even still she comes to the door and bugs me. Ah, kids.

Yeah, and you end up forgiving them for doing it anyways, Queenie. So we can't complain too much. Though I'm sure if I sold her to the circus I could afford plastic surgery and what not to fix it.

Of course children ruin your body, but they make up for that in adorableness and just pure, innocent love that they give.

I will send warm, lovely vibes for you that next month with be the month of babies for you, Queenie. :)

Yeah, Queen! Hopefully you're cursed with weird cravings, and changing body, and strangers staring at your lady bits, and the fear that you'll be responsible for a cute but incompetent being for a long time.

<3

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Also, Ava, my child is anything but innocent. She's a monster! :o

darn!!! more ice needed to counteract the itch. lmao.

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

Yeah, Queen! Hopefully you're cursed with weird cravings, and changing body, and strangers staring at your lady bits, and the fear that you'll be responsible for a cute but incompetent being for a long time.

<3

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Also, Ava, my child is anything but innocent. She's a monster! :o

I'm sure she's a monster in an innocent, sweet little way. c:

It's a matter of valuing the "awww" factor more than the physical, emotional, and monetary costs. And… temporal?

HIM is going to presume that the boobie dress is not appropriate for a weedding or anything. Ever.

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

I know, we have a tiny tub, so it is honestly horrible for baths, but sometimes I tell the SO I'm taking a bath just to get away for an hour. XD Sure, I could sit on the couch and read, but she's four and never shuts up, so I go in the bathroom. Even still she comes to the door and bugs me. Ah, kids.

Yeah, and you end up forgiving them for doing it anyways, Queenie. So we can't complain too much. Though I'm sure if I sold her to the circus I could afford plastic surgery and what not to fix it.

Precarious, you never know, the kiddo trade is a tough market to predict. Is she blonde hair and blue eyed? Seems those obviously Caucasian babies are the meal ticket item to have. Top dollar is paid for the youngest ones, infant status.

I remember the years of bugging my mother, but my older sister and I learned real quick that if mom or dad was in the bathroom you left them alone. The younger sibling, well, she never learned that. Hell, she still bugs my mother when she is in the crapper.

Originally Posted by Ava The Vampire

Of course children ruin your body, but they make up for that in adorableness and just pure, innocent love that they give.

I will send warm, lovely vibes for you that next month with be the month of babies for you, Queenie. :)

Not all children are adorable, Ava. You've been laboring under a false idea.

Thanks for the wishes though.

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

Yeah, Queen! Hopefully you're cursed with weird cravings, and changing body, and strangers staring at your lady bits, and the fear that you'll be responsible for a cute but incompetent being for a long time.

<3

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Also, Ava, my child is anything but innocent. She's a monster! :o

Precarious, it only seems right that your child would be a monster...thinking you were a handful when you were younger too.

I already have weird cravings, kind of hoping that my cravings will lean more towards liking fruits and vegetables.

Originally Posted by HIM_ROCK

HIM is going to presume that the boobie dress is not appropriate for a weedding or anything. Ever.

Yeah... Probably not the right gown to wear.

Originally Posted by Queen_Andais

Precarious, you never know, the kiddo trade is a tough market to predict. Is she blonde hair and blue eyed? Seems those obviously Caucasian babies are the meal ticket item to have. Top dollar is paid for the youngest ones, infant status.

Is it because they cook up well?

Hey everyone! What's going on in this itchy-boobie // kids-are-a-thing mess??

Not sure exactly, Amane. It's just what I've observed from all the crime shows I watch. People want those blonde haired, blue eyed babies.