Oh, Ava. Letting people you met on the Internet send things to your address. Your parents let you live so freely.

Ava that's awesome! I have a friend in Ireland that I'm expecting a package from! It's really cool how the internet has redefined what a pen pal is.

I might have to be a slow typer today to get these typos under control. Not cool.

Pen pals?

I remember when writing letters was what we did back in the day. I was so young then too.

Speaking of receiving things from British friends, I just received a big ass candy bar of Dairy Milk from my friend in the UK.

I love him so much. He says he "likes" me, but I don't know how to feel about that... just yet. I mean, I like him as a friend, I wouldn't fuck him or anything.

.... was that TMI?

A little bit.

Mmm, candy bars. Haven't had one in awhile.

I am very, very picky when it comes to chocolate.
I hate all American chocolates unless they are organic. But I love Dairy Milk.

I love British chocolate like Cadbury too because they don't use child slavery to make their chocolate. I also like it because they don't add soy products to their chocolate. :P

I mostly love granola bars. Granola bars and granola cereal. Both my favorite.

Candy bars are good on occasion but i'd prefer to have them once in a blue moon.

Stop being so picky with chocolate.

Granola bars are great. I love those too, but only the chewy ones. I am not a fan of those crunchy ones that make messes everywhere and literally snap whenever you try to break it to eat it.

Haha. No but seriously, I mean, my friend in the UK he's very sweet, The shipping for this candy bar cost more than the actual candy bar! I think he sent it to me with the least amount of shipping possible, which would still be pretty expensive going from the UK to the USA. I know, I've sent my friend in the UK loads of stuff and shipping is no joke. I spent like $35+ on shipping before for items that cost me a total of like $15.

I didn't beg him for this candy bar, though. I made a deal with him and he said if I did _____, then he'd buy me the candy bar. (It's nothing dirty, it's just personal so I don't want to share here!) Then he bought the candy for me and was like, "Holy shit, shipping is like $45 for this freaking candy bar. I love you, but not enough to spend $45 right now!"

He really is a good friend. He's always making sure that I take my meds and stuff, especially since getting back, I haven't been remembering what time to take my meds and when I need to take them. I mean, as long as I take my morning meds in the morning, that's fine, then as I take my night meds at night that's fine. He is always making sure that I call in to refill my meds because I have phone anxiety so my mom usually calls in to refill my meds. I've had issues in the past where I've literally forgotten to take my meds for days and it always led to me going to the hospital. So it's super helpful to have a friend who can remind me to take my meds.

I. LOVE. GIANT. CANDY BARS.

They are the best! :D

COOKIES N' CREAM, MOTHA' TRUCKAAAAS‼

Use a shock collar to remind you to take your meds.

I have a shiny necklace for you, Ava!

That'll work!

What if I forget to give myself the shock?
Then how will I ever remember to take my meds?! D:

Hire someone to shock you.

Hmm… Should we volunteer, Cole?

Yeah, she deserves it.

Is this Ava's Special Shovel?

You guys are not going to get hired!

You'll hire us.

You have no one else to hire. English guy is too far away.

I would rather pay loads of money to send him here to shock me than hire you guys...

You guys would take pleasure in torturing me!

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And I'm NOT into torture!

What should we be paid, though?

Nothing! Because you'd never get hired. >3<