I can't drive either. At least not legally.

Yeah. "Legally" being the relative term here. :P

I don't have license.

ya know, i can't back up a trailer well but as long as we aren't going backwards than i am good to go!

We'll just drive in circles. :P

and cut doughnuts with all our wheels!!

once my dad and i get out of racecars we are going to build me an old truck and i'm wicked excited about it! it'll have just enough noogies to lay a strip and burn some rubbah!

...I have no idea what a noogie is.

Is the truck you're building going to be a sweet fuckin' pickup truck? :O

noogies = balls = testicles = another term for bad assery, yes

...I've literally never heard of Noogies = testicles. :P I guess you learn at least two new things every day!

it's probably a locational thing lol we always say "tough noogies" around here and things like that. a noogie is also that terrible grinding/rubbing of the knuckles on someone else's head, but yea... noogies is ya nuts!

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well not your nuts specifically, but you know what i mean. i don't even know if you have them so it's really a moot point... i'm going to shut up now

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that my friends, is verbal diarrhea

Oh, yeah, definitely a locational thing. Just like how some places say Soda and other places say Pop and then other places say Flavored-Carbonated-Water.

I do have balls, btw. :P

ah well there ya go, i also learned something new today i do not have literal ones, but i like to think that i have earned my 'lady balls', as i like to call them, from partaking in dangerous activities and for just really being upfront about certain things. that takes a lot of... well... noogies!

Sneaky, sneaky! Day 3

I’m going to peek in locker number: 10

I almost forgot to log in for today. Good thing I remembered.

Yeah, it's hard to be upfront about your feelings, sometimes. I'm glad you can be honest.

Go, Lizzy! Raid those lockers! Yaaaaas!

it really is hard sometimes! it's always nice if the risk (being upfront i mean) bears fruit, but even if it doesn't, at least there is the learning curve. just that much more fearless!

*wonders what p.llama stuffed in those lockers*

Yeah, sometimes being honest can be mistaken for being rude, so sometimes it's better to not be too honest. [wink]

I bet you it's hot men!

oh yes of course, there is that too. a very fine line

and i bet that really is what's in there. i think p.llama also has a locker full of just those hot men's undies too

She likes to keep them separated, if you know what I mean. ;)

ha!! yes i do get what you mean!... hmmmm that gets my ideas flowing... perhaps there should be a calendar made up. of the locker full of hot men, not their undies

And then the next year's calendar should be just pictures of their undies.

bahaha yes, ok, sure

And the year after that's calendar can have the men wearing the underwear! A novel concept, I know.

it's a great way to recycle

Though, I hope they wash the underwear before they make the models wear them.

knowing p.llama, i'd say no ewwie