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pinkypisces
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05-23-2017, 04:49 PM
What's brown and lays in the green grass?
Gomers Pyle. Hehehehehehehehehehe......
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kelseydee
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05-26-2017, 12:56 AM
How do u know not to eat an apple?
When u heard a worm scream. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho
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kelseydee
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05-26-2017, 02:12 PM
Why don't politicians eat pickles?
They can't get their heads in the jars.
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pinkypisces
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05-27-2017, 04:14 PM
Why did the hanky dance?
It had a little boogey in it. Giggles
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pinkypisces
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05-28-2017, 02:44 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could b done.
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kelseydee
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05-31-2017, 09:13 PM
So a guy sits down in a restaurant and asks the waiter, do u serve crabs here?
And the waiter replied, we serve everyone. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho
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pinkypisces
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06-01-2017, 03:57 PM
Whats invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts
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kelseydee
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06-07-2017, 01:57 AM
What purple and walls thru walls?
Casper the friendly grape
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kelseydee
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06-12-2017, 09:38 PM
What do u call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, it can't come.
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kelseydee
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06-15-2017, 11:21 PM
How do u know when a politician is lying?
Their mouths moving. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho gasp wheeze.....
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Amane
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06-18-2017, 11:42 AM
It's a good time to not be an eligible voter. *eats popcorn*
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kelseydee
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06-19-2017, 05:13 PM
What do u get if u cross a fox with a politician?
A chicken thief
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Amane
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06-19-2017, 05:19 PM
Mmm, fried chicken.
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kelseydee
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06-19-2017, 08:22 PM
Hear about the canary that hit caught in a meat grinder?
It came out shredded tweet. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho gasp wheeze hahahahahahahaha....
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Amane
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06-19-2017, 09:19 PM
You'll make Ava sad with jokes like that!
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kelseydee
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06-20-2017, 06:19 PM
Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional curtisy
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Amane
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06-20-2017, 06:39 PM
I keep reading "professional curtsy."
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kelseydee
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06-21-2017, 06:01 PM
What did the homeless vampire say to passersby?
Let me put the bite on u. Blah hahahahahahahaha
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Amane
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06-21-2017, 06:16 PM
I'll bite!
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kelseydee
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06-23-2017, 11:24 AM
Did u here about the Florida hotel for homeless draws? It's designed expressly for little people and run by little people.
It's called the stay free mini pad.... Yes, I know it's not p.c but then neither is war, famine, plague and death but they're doing just fine.
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Amane
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06-23-2017, 12:59 PM
Then "draws" should be "dwarfs"? You had me expecting an underwear pun there, Cheshire Pisces. Instead I got a hotel for shrimpy people.
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kelseydee
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06-23-2017, 08:32 PM
Stupid spell checker.
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Amane
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06-23-2017, 08:34 PM
And that's how jokes between friends are born.
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kelseydee
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06-24-2017, 02:12 AM
Pearls of wisdom.
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Amane
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06-24-2017, 03:18 AM
Don't clam up and be shellfish with those.
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