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#76
Old 05-23-2017, 04:49 PM

What's brown and lays in the green grass?
Gomers Pyle. Hehehehehehehehehehe......

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#77
Old 05-26-2017, 12:56 AM

How do u know not to eat an apple?
When u heard a worm scream. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho

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#78
Old 05-26-2017, 02:12 PM

Why don't politicians eat pickles?
They can't get their heads in the jars.

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#79
Old 05-27-2017, 04:14 PM

Why did the hanky dance?
It had a little boogey in it. Giggles

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#80
Old 05-28-2017, 02:44 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could b done.

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#81
Old 05-31-2017, 09:13 PM

So a guy sits down in a restaurant and asks the waiter, do u serve crabs here?
And the waiter replied, we serve everyone. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho

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#82
Old 06-01-2017, 03:57 PM

Whats invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts

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#83
Old 06-07-2017, 01:57 AM

What purple and walls thru walls?
Casper the friendly grape

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#84
Old 06-12-2017, 09:38 PM

What do u call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, it can't come.

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#85
Old 06-15-2017, 11:21 PM

How do u know when a politician is lying?
Their mouths moving. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho gasp wheeze.....

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#86
Old 06-18-2017, 11:42 AM

It's a good time to not be an eligible voter. *eats popcorn*

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#87
Old 06-19-2017, 05:13 PM

What do u get if u cross a fox with a politician?
A chicken thief

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#88
Old 06-19-2017, 05:19 PM

Mmm, fried chicken.

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#89
Old 06-19-2017, 08:22 PM

Hear about the canary that hit caught in a meat grinder?
It came out shredded tweet. Ahhh, hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohoho gasp wheeze hahahahahahahaha....

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#90
Old 06-19-2017, 09:19 PM

You'll make Ava sad with jokes like that!

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#91
Old 06-20-2017, 06:19 PM

Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional curtisy

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#92
Old 06-20-2017, 06:39 PM

I keep reading "professional curtsy."

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#93
Old 06-21-2017, 06:01 PM

What did the homeless vampire say to passersby?
Let me put the bite on u. Blah hahahahahahahaha

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#94
Old 06-21-2017, 06:16 PM

I'll bite!

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#95
Old 06-23-2017, 11:24 AM

Did u here about the Florida hotel for homeless draws? It's designed expressly for little people and run by little people.
It's called the stay free mini pad.... Yes, I know it's not p.c but then neither is war, famine, plague and death but they're doing just fine.

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#96
Old 06-23-2017, 12:59 PM

Then "draws" should be "dwarfs"? You had me expecting an underwear pun there, Cheshire Pisces. Instead I got a hotel for shrimpy people.

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#97
Old 06-23-2017, 08:32 PM

Stupid spell checker.

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#98
Old 06-23-2017, 08:34 PM

And that's how jokes between friends are born.

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#99
Old 06-24-2017, 02:12 AM

Pearls of wisdom.

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#100
Old 06-24-2017, 03:18 AM

Don't clam up and be shellfish with those.

 


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