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#101
Old 06-24-2017, 08:05 PM

Eel b sure to share

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#102
Old 06-24-2017, 08:07 PM

You mean eel be shore.

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#103
Old 08-05-2017, 03:44 PM

-Knock Knock

-Whos there?

-Car go

-Car go who?

-Car go beep beep.


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#104
Old 08-05-2017, 03:48 PM

I get the feeling you were born for a thread like this.

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#105
Old 08-07-2017, 02:07 PM

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry about it.

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#106
Old 08-25-2017, 05:06 PM

Don't cry! I didn't mean to scare you!

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#107
Old 08-25-2017, 10:49 PM

Why did the shark bite the diver?
For the halibut.

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#108
Old 08-27-2017, 07:36 AM

What is the first thing a monster eats after visiting the dentist?
The dentist, of course!

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#109
Old 08-28-2017, 12:58 PM

What do u get if u cross a octopus with a barber?
8 chairs no waiting

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#110
Old 08-29-2017, 07:16 AM

What's the best time of the day?
6:30...hands down!

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#111
Old 09-12-2017, 07:57 AM

Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months!

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#112
Old 09-13-2017, 12:19 PM

Whats invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts

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#113
Old 09-20-2017, 06:45 AM

The best vitamin for a friend is B1.

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#114
Old 09-26-2017, 09:36 PM

Pink dropped a glass. It bounced but didnt break. So i says,hey pink. It didnt break and she replied, well duh. Floors r really hard

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#115
Old 09-26-2017, 09:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by the Cheshire pink View Post
Pink dropped a glass. It bounced but didnt break. So i says,hey pink. It didnt break and she replied, well duh. Floors r really hard
LOL

that was funny :D

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#116
Old 09-27-2017, 03:10 PM

Captkayd shook his head. What would life b without its pinks.

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#117
Old 10-15-2017, 12:49 PM

Are you writing a book over there, our friendly neighborhood Pisces?

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#118
Old 10-18-2017, 08:48 PM

He better not without telling me...pout

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#119
Old 11-05-2017, 11:58 AM

Why? You want a cut of the profits?

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#120
Old 11-09-2017, 09:20 PM

Pinks a fickle pisces.alway in and out. She wouldnt care about the profits, just the attention.

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#121
Old 11-09-2017, 09:26 PM

Pink should start a reality TV show, then.

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#122
Old 11-11-2017, 11:08 PM

Lord help us. U know she won a popularity contest on mobamingle i didnt know she was in.

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#123
Old 11-12-2017, 12:30 AM

Reminds me of how my friends held a poll to find out who had the best boyfriend and I won the poll by putting myself in as single.

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#124
Old 11-13-2017, 09:04 PM

Why do tom turkeys commit mass suicide once a year?
They're henpecked

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#125
Old 11-14-2017, 02:56 AM

Bad jokes and puns? Sign me up!

 


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