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Old 12-13-2017, 01:33 AM

But fall for flys

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#152
Old 01-06-2018, 07:50 PM


What is Forrest gimps passwords

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#153
Old 02-01-2018, 11:57 PM

I'VE TOLD THAT JOKE BEFORE!

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#154
Old 02-02-2018, 01:07 AM


Autocorrect to gimp

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#155
Old 02-02-2018, 01:16 AM

I tell father chemistry and physics jokes.

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#156
Old 02-02-2018, 03:25 PM


Tell them

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#157
Old 02-02-2018, 03:38 PM

A photon of light walks into a hotel. The staff ask, "May we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks. I'm travelling light."

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#158
Old 02-02-2018, 04:55 PM


Good one!

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#159
Old 02-03-2018, 09:30 AM

That is a great one, Amane!
I'm gonna have to pass that one along!

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#160
Old 02-03-2018, 03:09 PM

Grumpy Cat's favorite chemical compound is nitrogen monoxide.

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#161
Old 02-03-2018, 07:06 PM


I am too stupid to get that one *blushes*

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#162
Old 02-04-2018, 02:14 PM

Nitrogen monoxide is NO.

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#163
Old 02-05-2018, 02:35 AM

Why do zombies go to school?
To get a deaducation

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#164
Old 02-05-2018, 02:42 AM


Oh I get it now. I didn't put that together that you had to use the symbol for the compound. It's like I didn't know there would be a test for the joke.

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#165
Old 02-05-2018, 02:54 AM

I wondered how long it would take me to lose you when you asked for the chemistry and physics jokes.

My life is so broken and flipped upside-down. I can't type "physics" anymore for it turning into a perfectly spelled "psychics."

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Old 02-05-2018, 03:14 AM

Could b worst. There could b a zombie joke apocalypse on here

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#167
Old 02-05-2018, 09:57 AM

What should do you do with a dead Chemist?
Barium! *snicker snicker*

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#168
Old 02-05-2018, 02:11 PM

Do I know a joke for ununhexium? Uuh…

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#169
Old 02-06-2018, 08:20 AM

I googled this...and it makes for a real groaner!

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#170
Old 02-06-2018, 08:10 PM


I got that one I got that one!

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#171
Old 02-06-2018, 08:49 PM

Yay! \♥/ Hummy figured out a science joke!

Let's do a titration to celebrate and drop the base!

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#172
Old 02-06-2018, 09:12 PM


I had to Google that word and I still don't know how we celebrate

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#173
Old 02-06-2018, 09:19 PM

It's a technique to figure out a chemical formula of an unknown substance. It sometimes involves adding a liquid called a "base" to the substance, drop by drop. So, you drop the base to do a titration.

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#174
Old 02-07-2018, 12:42 AM

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Do I know a joke for ununhexium? Uuh…
Un,un!

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Im getting a headache

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#175
Old 02-07-2018, 01:22 AM

Piscience.

 


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