69 is a good numero to live by.

And Easty, I'll never be your whore again. I left an angry Yelp review at your business so I hope it suffers.

It's also less awkward when you have something to do. Back when I was in college I would be more comfortable eating somewhere simple alone because I was usually doing schoolwork.

wow burn in hell facade

Now I just sit and read my book. I hate sitting on my phone places. Makes me feel lazy.

The 100-sided dice lands on 16

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Yelp can destroy lives, Facade. Did you think that through? Was it really worth it?

The 100-sided dice lands on 26

suonas my loyal whore riiiight?

About time you did something useful Facade!

Maybe one day I'll send you to whore space camp.

@Easty: Paper or plastic, bitch!?

...For my coffin. In hell.

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

Stop leaving out food and I might stop coming around.

Oh, you can read dogs minds now? You don't know, man!

Crumbs on the floor do not count as "leaving out food," this ain't Christmas and you aren't Santa Claus.
Don't need to read their mind as they are viciously attacking the blood sucker stuck to them.

Originally Posted by Eastriel

12341 queenie? how about that

Arctic, but not by much.

Originally Posted by Suona

I've been wanting to get chinese lately, too! I espied a chinese cuisine restaurant near home on my drive home yesterday and got really excited. lol I'm usually too lazy to go out to eat, though, especially on my own

The 100-sided dice lands on 94

A good chinese place is hard to find, hope it turns out yummy.

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

69696?

That's it, right Queenie?

Nope, not even close. Arctic, like when the comet hit the Earth and took out those damn dinosaurs.

Originally Posted by Eastriel

unf fool just unf

Hahaha

Originally Posted by *Hime*

I will guess 69169
-hopes it is close-

Arctic, my dear.

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

Unf yourself, bitch.

Wow, such hostility.

Originally Posted by Suona

Oh dang, okay I will try for 42335

The 100-sided dice lands on 77

Arctic, my dearest.

Originally Posted by Eastriel

well youre mean fool

Cancerous bitch comes to mind, but hey, I like witty word play.

Originally Posted by Facade

I love going to cafes alone (it helps me read and/or be productive if I have to do work - doing so alone at home just means lots of distractions). I sometimes go out to eat alone, but mostly to fast-casual joints. Full-blown restaurants alone are kinda depressing. Although, really, if I want to dine with company, it's a pretty damn short list.

Eating by yourself is always an activity left undone.

I don't whore myself out

The 100-sided dice lands on 98

WHORE SPACE CAMP!? YOU MEAN THAT ISN'T JUST A MYTH INVENTED BY BIG PHARMA TO SEND MY DRUG-RESISTANT GONORRHEA ASS TO LABS FOR TESTS THE REST OF MY LIVE LONG DAYS!?

11223?

It's a crappy number, but I should have known you'd pick something uncool.

12451? how bout that

Okay, lets try 12018

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Sorry, I edited that because I realize I messed up the number I meant. xP

The 100-sided dice lands on 37

I will go for 23456 as my next number.
Such a warm, loving community in here.lol

I should look over the number game rules again, because I don't recall them

The 100-sided dice lands on 81

Originally Posted by Facade

WHORE SPACE CAMP!? YOU MEAN THAT ISN'T JUST A MYTH INVENTED BY BIG PHARMA TO SEND MY DRUG-RESISTANT GONORRHEA ASS TO LABS FOR TESTS THE REST OF MY LIVE LONG DAYS!?

Noooooo.

Of course it isn't.

Why would I send you to a place like that?

It's not like they offered me a cool plaque and free astronaut ice cream for life.

Originally Posted by Suona

I don't whore myself out [talk2hand]

The 100-sided dice lands on 19

Damn right you don't! A girl has to have standards. We might not whore ourselves out, but we can escort ourselves out.

Originally Posted by Facade

WHORE SPACE CAMP!? YOU MEAN THAT ISN'T JUST A MYTH INVENTED BY BIG PHARMA TO SEND MY DRUG-RESISTANT GONORRHEA ASS TO LABS FOR TESTS THE REST OF MY LIVE LONG DAYS!?

I always thought it was a myth too! Wonder if Precarious is a frequent flyer there?

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

11223?

It's a crappy number, but I should have known you'd pick something uncool.

Arctic, baby, arctic.

Originally Posted by Eastriel

12451? how bout that

Arctic, dear Easty.

12250? go for that

ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM!? Why don't you give us astronaut ice cream on Fridays? Why do we get the BP Oil-brand ice cream?

Right, Queenie? I'm a classy broad, thank you very much!

The 100-sided dice lands on 53

Originally Posted by Suona

Okay, lets try 12018

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Sorry, I edited that because I realize I messed up the number I meant. xP

The 100-sided dice lands on 32

No worries, that number is arctic, but closer then some of the other guesses.

Originally Posted by *Hime*

I will go for 23456 as my next number.
Such a warm, loving community in here.lol

Arctic, sweet Hime.

Originally Posted by Precarious Fool

Noooooo.

Of course it isn't.

Why would I send you to a place like that?

It's not like they offered me a cool plaque and free astronaut ice cream for life.

Frequent flyer points right there.

Ugh, got to handle some stuff real quick, hopefully and then I will be back. Hope this is fast. Number guessing pause.

I am going to guess 12191 for the game! ^_^

Originally Posted by Facade

ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM!? Why don't you give us astronaut ice cream on Fridays? Why do we get the BP Oil-brand ice cream?

Because I got it off the back of a truck.

You think I'd pay for ice cream for the whores?

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16611, Queenie?

I'm not doing well because I'm not looking at other peoples guesses.

Okay, then 12210!

The 100-sided dice lands on 77

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Ugh. I really need to eat, but I'm going to wait until this ends. lol Been munching on BBQ chips and brookside chocolates all days. :x I should work out later, too, to make up for it.

The 100-sided dice lands on 9

-slips ketchup into Fool's coffee while no one is looking-

Su, will you be my new pimp? D: