Facade N Further is around.

You know it, HIM! How's it going?

sing time warp for us

Facade's Freshly Baked Amanes! Have a taste of goodness.

HIM is not HIMpressed with HIM's matches on dating site.

ya gotta kiss a few froggies/wankers!

And feeshes.

lips off my feeshie

Thou knew wherefore I brought up feeshes!

*awaits feeshie puns*

Dating site matches are always a minefield. D: You've gotta kiss froggies, wankers, sheep, sheeple, sharpies, cheese curds, cheese graters, moldy bananas, old grannies waiting for the bus, extremely hairy men who have no hair on their heads, and sometimes a walrus or eel or two before finally settling for someone who at least isn't a mouth-breather or a bad plus one for parties. D:

...Dating. Dating is rough.

Oi I kind of gagged at a few of those

No, I did not mention the feesh upon thine head so I had a lead-in excuse to make fish puns. I take not a lead-in to make a fish pun. I make them loud and proud, not a pound of shame! There are few things in this world that I feel that way about.

Since thou requestest them so nicely, I can try to fish for some material. It might take me a few minnows, for it taketh a shark wit, but hopefully I can splash up a halibutloo for thee. I hope they leave thee feeling brine and kipper.

feeshie pun paragraphs

I might decide—seaside—to take more than a few of the sarongs for mine own porpoises. I'm not shore I can use them, but I beta buy them just in case.

OH! was it @inzanebrand; that wanted a feeshie pun?


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or Bound Birdie: wanted feeshie puns?...

Thou knowest how it goeth with pike-ing avatartar items. Thou sinkest thou wilt not need it, but then thou dost!

IF HIM finds someone who's not questionable it's rare.

questionable wankers...yikes

I don't know if Inzanebraned: geteth an especial kick from fish puns, but wherefore knot? I never knew her to be unsup-port-ive of them.

thank you. I cod do it without you squirreliegirrelie

It's krillin' me, for reel.

lol. eel be loving them.

Codn't do it without me? Thou codst not do it without me? That. Was a good one. Nice catch. I'm urchin you to kelp me come up with puns. I know thou art urchin to do it. *wink*

'snicker'..Hummy..'shakes head'