just friend

I hope it's not too greasy.

no we fry it in hot oil *peeeshhhh*

Air fryer!

I can't really think of puns either unless they are really obvious. :s

Obvious or not, all puns are equally terrible.

Very true

We'll all be punished in the end.

Oh well

Too late now. May as well keep punning.

Work brain

Offer thy brain a raise.

Some food might help

Yes, thou shouldst eat if thou art able.

What to ear

Dost thou like elephant ears?

I liked the punished pun, Amane!

-throws shards of glass at everyone in the thread out of love-

WHY HELLO THERE.

That was eat

A grand entrance as usual, Facade. *curtsieth*

Now it looketh like we shot an action film fight scene in here.

Yeah, oops, I just really like glass, okay!?

...there are tweezers and Band-Aids in the cabinet, in case anyone wants to remove my presents from their skin and keep themselves from bleeding to death. Party poopers.

*hangs "Caution: Broken Glass" sign*

Poppers... yep huzzah facade is here

Party poppers? Chicken poppers? Popcorn?
/I don't think chicken poppers are a thing…

Hummy, do you mean poppers or poopers!? Or both!?!

Because either one works in summoning me. Just say one or the other three times in the middle of a pentagram drawn with a bodily fluid and/or sidewalk chalk, and you shall summon me from the great depths of... well, somewhere!

Lol damn autocorrect