Cheeky ;)

Isnt he what? Ive never seen a donkey with more cheek than that Afrodonkey alrighty lol!

Oh wait, you meant me?
... yeah, i can be amongst other things! :P

Just got up!

Lol, Sam/Stewart/whatever your damn name is xD You can look retarded as soon as you wake up? That's quite a skill :lol:

LOL JELLY. xD

Creepy, you must sleep pretty or something? :P

I know this ones at least 12months old, probably more, but this is Assassin when he wakes up. I literally sat up out of my bed (was camping) grabbed the camera and took a shot too see what i looked like lol!

People indeed look funny when they wake up... :XD

Compared to what im looking like at the moment when i wake up, thats a good one! I SERIOUSLY look like some sort of monster! My beard is longer and my hair is MUCH longer and thicker. so i wake up with a black and white mane of doom and a beard that is just fuzzed up! I scare myself to alertness every morning when i walk into the bathroom lol!

Hahahahah nice way of describing it! :rofl:

I honestly never know what I look like when I wake up, I avoid looking into mirrors. And have never seen a picture of me waking up...or even sleeping. It always seems that when people try to get a picture of me sleeping, I end up waking up just as they enter the room and give them a "Do it and lose each layer of skin SLOWLY" look. Though, I think that might just be my "Im tired, and dont want to deal with shit right now" look. Since most people avoid me, and give me a little extra room at that point. xD

I got my hair cut short today.


Before

Reference

After
It had deflated a bit by that point and will look better once I lose more weight but I don't regret it at all (maybe because of how awful my hair was before getting it cut haha).

Nice haircut! Yes, indeed it looks better than the previous one :)

@ Sam - Funny expression. :lol: I like the necklace, btw.

And I adore your avi. Very gentlemanly

I wish I looked half as good as everyone here when I wake up! lol I can't believe all the awesome people that are showing up here. ^_^

Me and my love, a little over a month ago. We were dressing for my boss's wedding.

I was refused entry from my FIRST EVER club last night! Not because i was drunk, not because i was misbehaving, but because i apparently 'didnt fit the dress code' ! Pics will come of the outfit that they refused me for!

I knew of some fancy restaurants that wouldn't let you in wearing shorts and sandals... but a club? Were you dressed as a hobo at least, eh, Assassin? :drool:

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Another megapost of myself, just to please my ego~ :ninja:

I had always wanted to take a picture of this building... it's an awesome, hunger-inducing building... :drool:


Hey, hey! Say "whisky" to the daguerreotype! :D


Having fun at a park~


My fanciest work outfit, thanks to my mom :XD


A cute, cuddle-hungry kitty I found at my college ♥


Me and a college friend :)


LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT.


I like this shirt, probably the only non-baggy shirt I have no problem wearing :)


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Let me present you, probably the first ever modeling snail in your lifes! *_* His name, following my tradition of naming my snails with a C-name, is Conchudo ♥♥♥

Here, at his place... >w>


Here, trying to escape from the bath I was giving him D<


Beware, he ain't edible! ... yet :ninja:


He's on a boat! :D

And yes, it's a cheese plastic box... LONG LIVE QUESO.

Mmmm. Cheese.

And your snail has a very pretty shell. :)

Thanks! It has something like a crack over the shell, but I'm sure it will heal sometime. I'm not sure if he already had it or if he got it when he threw himself from the table to the floor D< Plus, it's not that noticeable, from what I can see... :ninja:

Kah, i wasnt dressed like a bum at all, maybe that would have gotten me in? It was some trashbag club apparently, everyone that heard that knows the club was really surprised by the fact?

This is the outfit that got me refused entry:


And this is afterwards. We went to a friends place and had a few drinks and i was dared to use a jar sitting on the bench instead of a cup. That was the end of it as far as i was concerned, the D word had been dropped, and i jump at the chance to do a lot of dares! :P



Oh, and BIG BURGER is BIG!
I like the shot of the dragon fly too! LOVE dragonflies! Theyre awesome creatures!
And your snail is MASSIVE! Here in Aussie i dont think we get snails anywhere near that size?

@ Kah - Aaw. D: Poor snail.
I hope that it didn't get any damage under the shell. Snails shells really aren't worth much for protection. lol :lol:

Assassin, my snail is just a little kid~ That species can grow bigger than an avocado, almost a little coconut! (Mine's between the 4th and 5th snail on that picture) :lol: I hope I can get it to live until it reaches that size, it would be awesome~ :squee:

Suona, yes, I remember one of my other snails when it fell his shell shattered and for some time he had a depression on it, making it look like in any moment the fragments would fall off and leave a hole :gonk: He did heal, but it wasn't the same, ya know?

WOAH! That last shell looks like if you hold it to your ear youll hear the ocean, plus the fog horns of all the ships too! Its HUGE!

And that's the smallest of african snail races... :insane:

:rofl:

OMG Assassin, I HATE like hell to inform you of this, but drinking from jars is currently the super hip and trendy fad, and it's what everyone is doing if they're trying to look cute, especially for girly parties! *pinches your cheeks*

Here's a brisk trot through the internet for examples:-
Simplypix
nantucket rose
♫ confessions of a band geek ♫
nantucket rose
http://astunningaffair1.files.wordpr...-mason-jar.jpg
Summer Drinks around DC - the arugula files