Yeah. And then
Jake: "So? I still get her for the rest of my life. You got inexperienced Bella. I GOT EXPERIENCED BELLA."
Emmett: *poofs in and makes a joke* *poofs out*
Edward: "EDWARD SMASH!!!! *tv rip*"

XD

They'll probably start asking Bella who's better. And who's Bigger.

And Emmet will jump in to say that HE's in fact, Bigger. XD

Edward: "I was better! And BIGGER!"
Jacob: "No, I was!"
Edward: "I'm stone, I was harder!"
Jacob: "I dont have to hold back, AND I'm warm!"
Edward: "I'm still Bigger!"
Jacob: "No, I'M bigger!"
Emmet: "Hell no! I am BIGGER!"
Bella: *Blush*

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XDD
Alice: "Actually, I saw both events before they happened, and uhm... Jake is."
Bella: *blush*
Jake: "HELL YEAH."
Edward: *attacks Alice*
Emmett: "BUT I'M STILL BIGGER THAN JAKE."
Rosalie: *snortgiggle*
Emmett: "WHAT?!"
Rosalie: "...Nothing..."
Emmett: "... D:"
Jake: "TTLY THE BIGGEST IN THE ROOM! *victory lap*"
Bella: *blushblushblushblush*
Edward: *still attacking Alice*

XDDD~~~~~~!!!!

I can't laugh hard enough.
Poor Edward. Poor Alice. I wonder how Jasper would feel about Alice seeing everyone have sex...
Alice likes Porn! XDDD

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And Edward, too!
I mean, Alice sees everyone have sex BEFORE they do it, and Edward has to live with people thinking about having sex.
I mean, you know, one day he walks into the kitchen and Carlisle is thinking about banging Esme the previous night. Then Edward's like "YARGH!!!111 DX" and tries to gouge his brain out with a spoon.

OH MY GOD! I never thought of that! XDDDD
That's like walking into your mom and dad having relationships! (I can't say Sex when it comes to my parents... I just CAN'T)

And can you imagine when they are currently HAVING sex? I mean, he'd have to drive way into Forks to be able to escape their thoughts. XD

Of course... he's a perv. The draft from Midnight Sun leaves that clear.

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Oh dear lord, this conversation has taken a most disastrous turn!

So Edward and Alice are both like "hey Dad quit fucking Mom we'll be scarred for eternity" and I'm like... what the fuck just happened here?

XDD

Its not just mom and dad that they have to worry about.. I mean, everyone else is having sex. Emmet and Rosaline, and Alice has to watch Edward, as well as Edward has to watch Alice.

Sicko's. XD

What happened? Um... we started talking about Jacob, how howt he is, and it just took a turn for the worst.

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Man, being a mind reader must suck. xD
I guess it's a good thing Jasper doesn't want to cheat on Alice...

O.O! Oh goodness... I never thought of that either!

Poor Jasper. Alice holds all the strings in that relationship.

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Not to mention that they all have really good hearing. They can all HEAR each other, so long as they're in the house or just outside it. DX
I guess it doesn't freak them out, though. I mean, Alice packed lingerie for Bella, remember? XD So obviously the thought of her brother getting laid didn't disturb her too much.

Well, seeing as how Edward was a grouchy pants before he meet Bella, they're pretty happy he's finally going to get laid. Plus, Alice is a fashion freak. She probably would have packed them anyways. XD

Ah, but Bella and Edward have that little house farther away! That probably helps ALLOT.

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Yeah. XD Hell, she was probably trying to coordinate the lingerie with like, Bella's eye color, Edward's boxers, the color of the room, etc. XDD

Oh, yeah, I bet. Considering the whole headboardrip, pillowbite incident, I can't imagine that Edward is very... quiet. XD

What I kept wondering during BD is HOW THE HELL DID THEY NOT WAKE UP RENESMEE?
Like, at first I thought "Okay, they probably leave Renesmee with the fam or Jake or something then go bang."
But then there's a scene where Bella puts Nessie to bed and Edward is like "SEX NAO?" and Bella's like "OK!"
That poor child is going to grow up scarred. D:

XDDD

Maybe Renesmee is a heavy sleeper? Maybe the walls are soundproof? But yeah... Edward must be quite the talker in the sack... or the screamer, perhaps?

Not only did he rip the headboard, AND bite the pillow... but he also marred Bella! Remember all those bruises? Oh yea... that must have been one wild night!

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omg, I hate you all. Now I have to read the MS leak DX

I'm sorry to ask, but does anyone know what volumes will be in the first movie?
I have heard that Twilight and New Moon both were going to be in the first movie and then i heard that it was only going to be twilight. Any information would help alot. (i'm rereading twilight now and not sure if I would have to read new moon again for the movies.)

Takuto: I'm 99.9997% sure that it's just Twilight and Twilight only. Honestly it would be stupid to have New Moon in it, that's my opinion at least. XD

Seiki - I knowwwww. I went looking for it, but couldn't find it anywhere but on Stephenie's site. And I don't want to download Adobe AGAIN.

Queenie - Even with soundproof walls... Renesmee has half-vampiric senses. She could still hear, I'd think. o_o

Oh god, one night when she's physically... twelve or something. Wakes up. Hears noises. Goes out to check to see what it is. Sees Edward and Bella all like BOW CHIKA WOW WOW. Horrors. Runs back to bed and hides under pillows.
The next day, she can't face her parents. Can't look them in the eyes. Bella touches her to see what's wrong. Sees herself and Edward all like BOW CHIKA WOW WOW. Sends Renesmee to therapy. xD

Takuto - It's just Twilight.
It'll be hard enough condensing a 500 page book to an hour and a half. Let alone TWO five hundred page books. D:

So I leave for a few hours, come back, and we're discussing how Edward... screams? O_O;;
Maybe he used his super awesome magical vampire skills to be totally silent so Renesmee wouldn't hear. =D

Still... the bed MUST creak.. XD

I can just picture renesmee in a therapists office:

Therapist: So... whats your relationship with your parents?
Renesmee: Good. We all go hunting together. With my fiance as well.
Therapist: Fiance? Aren't you twelve?
Renesmee: Oh, yes! We've been destined ever since I was born and he was 18!
Therapist: Umm... sure... *writes down* And how do your parents feel about this?
Renesmee: Well... at first my dad wanted to kill him... I mean, it is kinda weird for my mom's OTHER pursuer to fall in love with their baby....

and the conversation would go on and on until the therapist decided to call social services. XD

Well... the Jacob that they use for the movie is closer to New Moon's description than Twilights...

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Thanks so much everyone. ^^.

Originally Posted by Q U E E N ! E

Still... the bed MUST creak.. XD

I can just picture renesmee in a therapists office:

Therapist: So... whats your relationship with your parents?
Renesmee: Good. We all go hunting together. With my fiance as well.
Therapist: Fiance? Aren't you twelve?
Renesmee: Oh, yes! We've been destined ever since I was born and he was 18!
Therapist: Umm... sure... *writes down* And how do your parents feel about this?
Renesmee: Well... at first my dad wanted to kill him... I mean, it is kinda weird for my mom's OTHER pursuer to fall in love with their baby....

and the conversation would go on and on until the therapist decided to call social services. XD

Well... the Jacob that they use for the movie is closer to New Moon's description than Twilights...

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xDD Oh god, that therapist would never ever forget that meeting....

Fabby - Yep. xD
Well, he couldn't use his super awesome magical vampire skills to avoid biting pillows or ripping headboards or bruising Bella, so I doubt he could keep quiet either. xD;

Hey, he had to leave some evidence that he's super awesome in bed since Steph was rude enough to cut away.

xDDD
Edward: "...Hey. We're actually ALONE. This isn't being narrated!"
Bella: "How unusual."
Edward: "...I've got to leave proof that I totally ROCKED YOUR WORLD."
Bella: "Proof...? ...Maybe they'll take my word for it?"
Edward: "NOT ENOUGH! *rampages through room breaking everything*"

xDDD
Twilight becomes 4x better when Cherry rewrites the dialogue.
And why isn't Bella going on and on and on about the sex anyway!? She'll spend four hours telling us about her eyes but nothing about perfect marble--