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Cherry Who?
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01-06-2009, 03:07 AM
Part of the book is from his perspective.
And that's not a spoiler. You can figure it out the minute you open the book because the table of contents only lists like, five chapters spanning something like 200 pages, and the book is very obviously longer than 200 pages. And it's obvious that it's not from Edward's perspective because Stephenie said that Midnight Sun was the first thing she did in Edward's perspective and it was a big deal to the fans, which it wouldn't have been if it had been in Breaking Dawn. Since while she wrote some of Midnight sun before Breaking Dawn, the fans saw Breaking Dawn before the midnight sun leak.
And there's no one else that's a major enough character to warrant a whole POV section.
I HAVE SPOILED NOTHING.
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01-06-2009, 03:16 AM
I like it when people butcher the books in movies.
...Cough Golden Compass cough.
Fabs read the Princess Diaries series. She likes that series. >_>;;
Jake is so cute in BD D:
Why couldn't he be like that all the time, instead of being an annoying bastard in Eclipse?
Then again, Edward was annoying in Eclipse too. Eclipse is just annoying.
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Cherry Who?
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01-06-2009, 03:18 AM
Hmm, you're right. Bella was especially annoying in Eclipse as well.
And the book itself is annoying because no one can figure out the obvious (HMMM, A STRANGE VAMPIRE WAS IN MY ROOM. HMMM, SOME OF MY THINGS ARE MISSING. OH WELL, I'M SURE THEY'RE NOT RELATED.), and it's just four hundred pages of werewolf slumber parties and vampire drama until something happens. >>
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01-06-2009, 03:20 AM
'Have sex with ME!'
'No, have sex with ME!'
Summary of Eclipse.
I guess Victoria was in there too.
Fabs may be the antichrist, but it doesn't make her wrong. His hair was awful.
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Cherry Who?
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01-06-2009, 03:48 AM
More like "summary of the whole goddamn series." xDD
Twilight:
"Hi, my name is Eric. You should sex me."
"Hi, my name is Mike. You should sex me."
"Hi, my name is Tyler. You should sex me."
"Hi, my name is Edward. you shouldn't sex me."
"THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SEX YOU."
"Hi, my name is Jake, I really really really want to sex you but I'm a shy little boy. Hurr hurr. Girl. Hurr."
"Hi, my name is James. I'm going along with the 'everyone wants you' thing. Except I want to kill you. But I could be a necrophiliac."
"But if you kill her, I can never sex her!"
"Oh, Edward, I want to sex you forever."
"No."
"wat."
[/Twilight]
New Moon:
"Hi, we're the Cullens, all of us but the father figure also find you incredibly irresistible. He doesn't because a father figure wanting you would be creepy and Stephenie Meyer didn't have daddy issues."
"Despite myself and everyone else in this whole series being completely enamored and obsessed with you, I'm going to say that I don't want you, and you are going to believe it. p.s. please sex me."
"Look, I'm swooping into make you feel better. Please sex me."
"HA HA JAKE'S GOING TO SEX HER THIS IS FUNNY THOUGH SECRETLY WE PROBABLY WANT TO SEX YOU TOO"
"Hi, I'm a werewolf. (Refer to Edward's comment)"
"I hope Bella's holding up after Edward left. I'm going to go see if she's alright (mebbe sex her hope she's bi)"
"If I can't sex Bella, I'm going to die."
"EDWARD, WAIT, I'LL SEX YOU."
"ARE YOU KIDDING? I WANT TO SEX YOU. THIS IS PERFECT."
"Hi, we're the volturi. We don't want to sex you because we're ridiculously old and that would be creepy and Stephenie Meyer didn't have grandpa issues. But we are, however, EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN YOU TOUCH MY HAND LITTLE CHILD. YOU KNOW ON SECOND THOUGHT..."
"NO, I GET TO SEX HER. I WILL SEX HER."
"Edward, I don't think you want to sex me."
"Oh, I want to sex you, bby. I was thinking of sexing you, seeing sexing in you in my mind every second that I was away. When I told you I didn't want to sex you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy."
"I wish someone wanted to sex me."
"Hi, I'm Jake. Remember me? I still want to sex you, fyi."
"Fuck off, Jake, I get to sex her."
[/New Moon]
Eclipse:
"Sex me."
"No, sex me."
"No, sex me."
"SEX ME."
"SEX ME."
"SEX. ME."
"SEX ME NOW."
"SEX ME MORE."
"EDWARD, SEX ME."
"NO."
"wat."
"SEX ME OR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF"
"OKAY OKAY FINE"
"I'm fine if you want to sex him, just as long as I get to sex you."
"wat"
"RAWWRRR I'M VICTORIA I'M ALSO OBSESSED WITH YOU."
"IF I KILL YOU IT'LL MAKE ME LOOK BADASS AND BELLA WILL WANT TO SEX ME."
"HI, I'M SETH, I'M A KID BUT I'M GONNA HELP YOU BECAUSE I PROBABLY WANT TO SEX YOU OR SOMETHING IDK IM A KID."
"Hey, Bella, we're alone now. Let's go to the meadow and sex."
"OKAY."
"SEX ME."
"No."
"wat."
[/eclipse]
Breaking Dawn:
"I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA"
"I wish I had sexed Bella."
"I SEXED--- oh shit. Sexing you wasn't a good idea after all."
[/series]
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01-06-2009, 12:29 PM
Quote:
"I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA I SEXED BELLA"
"I wish I had sexed Bella."
"I SEXED--- oh shit. Sexing you wasn't a good idea after all."
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Epic fucking lolz.
Cherry's summary > the whole series.
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01-06-2009, 04:21 PM
Ohmygod. That is so funny and true. XD
I haven't read Breaking Dawn but I'm sure that's how it went >w>
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Cherry Who?
Spooky Scary Skeleton
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01-06-2009, 06:19 PM
*bows*
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tirethminet
the leenie
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01-07-2009, 12:15 AM
cherry. i love you.
luff you lng tiem. <3
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Stormy1
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01-07-2009, 12:23 AM
*applauds Cherry for her greatness for summarizing all sorts of story's.*
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01-07-2009, 03:57 AM
Okay, not to UPSET any fans [sorry but this is my opinion], but this BOOK HAS GOTTEN ON MY NERVES! Everyone has been talking about it for ....A LONG time and PRACTICALLY EVERYWHERE I always hear them chit chatting about the movie or how blahblah looked or, how they LOVED the book! I mean come on, it's just a BOOK. This very stupid phase went through my school last year where it seemed everyone was holding the books!
It's just about vampires & werewolves! WHOO ! Truthfully, I didn't really like Stephenie Meyer's writing... > _ > ;;; [i dont want to get into detail but i hope you understand]
But I can also relate to why people like it. It's just the romance...and the mystery of it all. [or something.] I admit it was okayy, but it's just too annoying now, that I think I'm starting to hate it. :\\\ And people should stop with the Edward or Jacob teams! D: <
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Cherry Who?
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01-07-2009, 04:12 AM
So what's really irritating you is not the book, the content, the way it's written, the plot, or anything like that, but that people are happy and enjoying it. Do I have that correct?
And you, yourself enjoyed it, but now you can't enjoy it because other people are enjoying it?
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01-07-2009, 05:44 AM
Fabs kind of feels the same way as Koari.
As we all know, Fabs liked the book in a guilty pleasure sort of way, but the rabidly obsessed fanbase has made her hate this series. It's depressing. I can't bring myself to not hate it, either.
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Cherry Who?
Spooky Scary Skeleton
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01-07-2009, 06:27 PM
Fans have nothing to do with the quality or enjoyability of something. Even the most intelligent things have some incredibly stupid fans.
Twilight fangirls are very annoying, yes. But I still like Twilight. I know enough non-obsessed fans (thanks to this thread) to where I'm pretty much able to forget that the madness exists. And I'm not going to throw Twilight out a window because someone said "OMG I WANT 2 MARY EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Stormy1
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01-07-2009, 08:24 PM
Quote:
Vanessa Hudgens to Join 'Twilight' Cast?
The Disney star is said to be auditioning for the role of Leah Clearwater, a werewolf in 'New Moon,' the sequel to the hit vampire flick.
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I think I just died of shock and repulsion.
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Cherry Who?
Spooky Scary Skeleton
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01-07-2009, 08:27 PM
....*headdesk*
No. Just no. That's not what Leah looks like. GTFO, Vanessa Hudgens. G. T. F. O.
Leah's supposed to be a little pretty, but a little plain. Average, you know. Not super pretty tweeny star. And she's not that little.
Just... NO.
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Stormy1
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01-07-2009, 09:30 PM
My thoughts exactly! I saw that and my jaw dropped. I just hate her actually and she's all wrong for the part of Leah honestly.
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01-07-2009, 10:11 PM
But wouldn't you all love to see her chop her hair off? XD That would be hilarious. And the more ridiculous they make the movies, the more we can all laugh at them.
But let me just say Vadge can't act to save her life. If she gets the part, I'll be lolling through the entire movie.
TAYLOR STAYS!
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Spooky Scary Skeleton
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01-08-2009, 03:34 AM
YAY!!! *commences happy dance*
P.S. Perez Hilton couldn't even spell "Stephenie" right when he had quotes right in front of him that contained the correct spelling. And that "U" is so professional. >>
I know, totally off topic, but I expected better from such a well known blogger. >> *had never been to his site before*
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01-08-2009, 03:50 AM
Yeah, he does that a lot. A lot of people get her name wrong still even though she's massive now.
Haha, I'm a vampire now. The lion is my snack xD
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Cherry Who?
Spooky Scary Skeleton
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01-08-2009, 04:39 AM
NO, SEIKI. A LAMB. YOU NEED A LAMB.
Yeah, if he didn't have a quote right there that spelled it correctly, I'd give him a break.
P.S. on the topic of spelling names wrong, I always always ALWAYS say RPattz because otherwise I might fuck up the spelling. I know it's Pattinson, but sometimes I want to type Pattenson or Patterson. One time I was being really fucked up and almost typed Pat Robertson... xDDDDDDD Then I was like "...Wait, that's not right, is it... Rpattz... RPattz... No, Pat Robertson is most definitely not what I'm trying to say... Just say RPattz."
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01-08-2009, 04:45 AM
*snort* Perez Hilton... He's so annoying. I'm not surprised he can't spell.
And from the view of someone who isn't at all a fan really.. the crazed fan-people/fandom make it so much more interesting! All fandom has its segment of crazies and that's usually what ends up drawing me in. Morbid fascination, etc
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Roachi
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01-08-2009, 12:52 PM
Omg, can't believe i haven't found this thread before lol.
A lot of people are not so fond of the movie, i quite liked it though. I wish i had a guy who could look at me like that xD. Ohh if looks could kill. I also just realized that Robert Pattinson wrote/sung some of the songs in the movie. He kinda sounds like an old man lol. But i must admit i do like "let me sign" ...:P
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01-08-2009, 05:49 PM
I haven't even listened to the music. XD
Maybe if I do that, then re-read the books, background music will play in my head >_>
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Spooky Scary Skeleton
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01-08-2009, 06:05 PM
He sang? oO When?
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