It was posted in the adult section of the site.....

Looking for a young white sexy secretary. Pay is 20 an hour. No sex. Just be able to show up on time and answer the phones and do errands.

o_o Adult section? *laughs at the "No sex."* Oh my. x3

Lol yeah......it was surrounded by ads for intimate massage and call girls. XD I read that section for fun. But then I found this ad and it seems harmless so I figure I'll check it out. :3

No sex?
O_O NO sex?!
That is NOT good! D:
DX

lol.

No, I didn't get the mic, because... those are very expensive... 10 pounds and above.

Hehehe, be sure to keep me updated. xD *is curious* The job sounds pretty good. Just wondering who you're doing it for. 8D

Meave - Getting paid for sex is only legal in Nevada. :lol:

Tori - Well I emailed him already and he responded this morning with....

We are looking for a secretary / assistant for our S Philly office. We are in the fashion industry so appearance is very important. You must have basic computer skills as well. Its $20 hour cash off the books. 30-40 hours a week. Send pictures and resume if you are interested.

I'm just kinda wondering what type of pictures I should send. ^^; Also, I don't dress very fashionably but if I take that job I'm making twice what I do now so I could probably afford shopping for new clothes more. XD

O_O.... I meant that as a joke... and... Do you mean... prostitute is legal in Nevada? DX
*finds Nevada in map*

I would suggest dress... properly, and apply some make up.

@Meave: xD Whaaa?

...I wonder how much 10 pounds translates to. *checks* Ohhh...$20 doesn't sound that bad. *blinks*

@Brokey: *blinks* But call girls sell.......? 8D

Hmmm, sexy and professional pictures, huh? *has no idea* ^^;;; I would think natural looking makeup that'll accentuate your features and a casual business outfit? *tried*

... but I got mine old one in 1 pound 50 penny.
O_O

I've decided to use the pictures taken at the office St Patty's party.....I'm in my natural work surroundings.....it should work out well. ^^;

I need to add my current job to my resume before I can respond though. >3

Well, some says the natural the better.
It will be too tired to keep on acting the way you don't usually look. lol.

@Meave: *blinks* Was it used? Wait, have a picture of what kind of mic you're thinking of? D:

@Brokey: Oo, sounds good. :D

http://distance.uaf.edu/lib/research...headphones.jpg
This kind.
and no, it is new, in the package. I bought it in my hometown. which is 11 dollars. around 2 years ago.
but if convert to Pound, it is near 1 pound and 50 penny.

D: What kind of pounds are you talking about? The British ones, right? Because I converted it and it came out to be one British pound to two American dollars. xD That's why I was surprised when you said one....

British ones. and yes.
That CHEAP.

*stares*

Goodness, I'll have to buy them from England then. D: Seriously, those would be like over 20 American dollars, I think!

...
The one I bought, and broken now is that price, which I bought in my home town, Asia.

UK, there is a shop call Poundland, where everything is a pound. and they sell headphones and microphone, separately. But I want those headphone ear mic style. :<

*pokes the thread*

*pokes Seito*
No pokey~ only luffles~

@Meave: Ohhhh, I see! *wishes she could still buy cheap things* xD

*pokes Meavy*

@Seito: *pokes* :D

*pokes xu twice* >3

*poke TK then luffs TK* <333

*runs after fireflies* "Come back and let me luff youuuuuuu!!!!"

*luffs on Seito* <3

xD!! *lets Brokey luff on the fireflies* 8D

*hands TK popcorn to watch broken catch the fireflies*

*hands broken a firefly catching net 3000*

*munches on popcorn*

*kicks back and enjoys the show* ^_^ Mmm, popcorn! I could go for some...*has a lot of kettle corn* 8D