Love the replies XD

"The word of the day is "legs". Want to come over and help me spread the word?" :lol:

"If I were rearranging the periodic table, I would put elements 92 and 53 together."
92 = Uranium (U), 53 = iodine (I) 8D

I don't know if this would really qualify as a pick up line, more of put down...

"She's like a moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want to be seen on one."

How many pickup line threads are there...

"Was your dad a taser? Because you're stunning."

Flink's favourite is officially this:

Originally Posted by Pickup

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

This one was actually used on me (to no success)-

Him: Did it hurt?
Me: um... did what hurt?
Him: When you fell from heaven.
Me: O_o

The only thing thine eyes haven't told me is thy name.

"This thread must be dead, 'coz you're here and you're an angel."

Gawd guys. Those are amazing. Also, I haven't noticed any other Pickup-line threads...aww...I thought it was at least somewhat original...phooey. Either way, I just talked with my friend and we came up with a bunch more:

Are you with UPS? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package.
Are you in the dairy industry? Cause you've got nice jugs.
Are you a farmer? Cause you've got nice melons.
Wanna pet my anaconda?
Is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a squirrel? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my nuts.
Are you a squirrel? Cause I've got some nuts available for consumption.

- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
- When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

| xD...I've been spared from the pick-up lines, for now!

Oh goodness, there was this one guy in Maplestory who was like,


Oh my gawsh! Did it hurt?
-random girl- Uhm... *f6*
Since you fell from heaven. You are perfect! xD

That guy was super weird. >.> xD He ended up stopping that behavior though. xD :lol:

I've heard some pretty bad ones, but a lot of them have already been said. xD :o :lol:

Stupid as it is....

I just now FINALLY got this one:
"If I said you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? "

xD Talk about beyond slow

WEE-OOOHH, WEE-OOH, WEE- OOH. Do you know what that is?
That's the ambulance coming here to take me away, because you just stopped my heart xD.
*Checks Shirt Tag** Oh, just what I thought. Made in heaven.

totally ripped from "A Night At the Roxbury."

Do you know CPR 'cause you just stopped my heart.
Are you a theif, 'cause you stole my heart.
I wish I had a jar that said beautiful eyes, because I would put yours in it.
Do you play DnD? Cause I'm a dungeon master.
do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?


trust me there are some really lame ones out there. funny, but lame.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
x) Classic, yet tasteful.

I dont really know much pickup lines, apart from the ones you've posted, but I find it hard to figure out when someone's trying to flirt with me xD

Originally Posted by LunaMiel

• "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

haha my friend said that to a girl and she whapped him in the face with her purse XD it was classic.

here's a very alaskan pickup line...

"If you were ANWAR I'd drill you."

This only works on World of Warcraft:

I want to stick my [Illusory Rod] in your [Big Mouth Clam].

Well, I guess this could sort of be one...

Is that a tent in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

• Okay this is the lamest pick-up line I have ever heard:
  
  "Do you have time?"... :shock: [don't ask... loooong story]
  
  
  Best pick up line: 8)
  
  "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants! 8)"
  
  
  Oh my gawsh! I almost died! XD

Those are big pants, got room for one more?
those pants look tight, need help getting them off?

• Heres an odd one Ive heard before.
  
  "Those shoulders would look great with these ankles!"
  I found it funny.

Warning: I'm a dork.

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
"I wish I were a hypotenuse so I could get between your legs."
"I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves."