-girls wearing tight pants-
M-Geez, your pants are tight. How do you get into them?
F-Well, you can start by buying me a drink.
It's not really a pick up line. >>;
Well, it kind of is for the Girl. xD

Originally Posted by Nuriko Windchaser

"Was your dad a taser? Because you're stunning."

Love it

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Avacado?

You can tell me to leave at any time.

~ One I've actually heard, though it wasn't addressed to me.

Originally Posted by Fove

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Avacado?

Hahaha what if someone's name was Avacado?

Originally Posted by Morien

This only works on World of Warcraft:

I want to stick my [Illusory Rod] in your [Big Mouth Clam].

HAHA How about

"Sapped girls can't say no"

"I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

...just... too stupid. >_<;

I looove the comebacks to the pickuplines!!

anyway..*ahem ahem*.

I may not be Freddy Flinstone but I can make your bed rock! 8]
I'll give you a nickel to nibble on my nipple
You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
favorite:
Are you a pokemon? because I CHOOSE YOU!

"I lost my teddy bear so can I sleep with you?"

My fav xDDD

"Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?"

others i love;

"Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?"

"First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button"

"Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is..."

"You -will- go home with me tonight" (think jedi mind tricks ;D)

"Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?"

"I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?"

"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it"

"Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay"

"That shirt looks becoming on you, If i were on you- I'd be cumming too."


Thats totally my favorite.

My fav is:

*licks finger and whips on shirt* "lets get you out of these wet clothes"

ha, that actually works everytime

It's a little inappropriate but:

Lets play a game of pearl harbor, I lay down and you blow me.

Originally Posted by Krissy

• "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform?"

hehehe

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? XD

Ehm. The worst one I know (which I actually used as a joke on a friend of a friend) is, 'I'm a necrophiliac, how well do you play dead?'

Made me laugh, but a lot of people find it disgusting and offensive.

One that honestly amused me was one where the guy took my arm, and proceeded to explain, by pointing, that the distance between my wrist and my elbow, then my elbow to my shoulder, then shoulder to shoulder, then back down the other arm are all the same length apart ... which ended with him having his arm around my shoulders. It was cute, in an amusing sort of way.

Pick up lines are just meant to break the ice and make the other person laugh. Anyone who is serious when using one is just destined to fail.

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

>___>;

Originally Posted by CRUNKED

"Hi. You'll do."

:lol:

Originally Posted by [Rose

]"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

>___>;

Lmfao. My friend used to say that one all the time as a joke.

Best: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Worst: Let's play Rodeo: I'll ride you for 8 seconds, then I get off and act like it's a great accomplishment.

I was gonna say the legs one. D:< X3

Worst::

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

I'm drunk.

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

o.o; When I was over at one of my (weird) friend's houses, he went upstairs to get food for everyone, and then came back donwstairs with it, and he asked us:

"Do you guys have any raisins?"

We were all like, are we eating trail mix or something? We don't have any raisins. So he said

"Then how about a date?"

Gosh, I laughed for a really long time o.o;