Broken doll wouldn't know a duck if it bit off her nose, she'd think it was a raccoon. She went to a very hick school in the middle of nowhere where they didn't have any ducks or raccoons.

For-Chan Cookie is typing her posts from outer space.

Broken Doll is secretly a fossilized Acanthostega.

Untitled is Untitled's real first name. She doesn't have a last name.

For-chan cookie is crunchy

Broken doll is squishy inside...because she's broken, so she is liquefied. *nods nods*

For-Chan Cookie is always served after a meal..

Broken doll is really a time traveler from the 70s who likes to wear bell bottoms and hates bras.

For-Chan Cookie does not exsist.

Broken doll isn't even a sparkle in her mother's eye yet.

For-Chan Cookie hasn't been told that she only has 4 seconds to live
((gotta go g'night))

Broken doll is an android and never requires sleep!
(night night ^_^)

For-Chan loves to tell stories about other people

(But that's true!)

Musas thinks that Mars bars really come from Mars.

For-Chan loves to kill chickens and drink their blood

Ew.

Musas bathes in the blood of virgins to help her stay young forever.

For-Chan cookie is a part of the Justice League. :O

BoomBoom is a mole person!

For-Chan had an affair with the easter bunny once o-o

Silver Magi is really made of copper D=

For-Chan Cookie types with her toes.

Broken Doll really is a broken dollie. D=
*mends her*

Insid likes to have tea parties with her barbie dolls.

Ariel tells people that she's a little mermaid, but she's really an evil harpie.

For-Chan Cookie is made with fruity pebbles