Oh.

but I not eating you. :D I eating your hair. 8]

D:
BUT MA HAIR GROWS OUT OF ME.
LIKE GRASS FROM DA DIRT.
ITS LIEK YER EATIN MA OFFSPRING ER SUMFING.
-eats your ear-

o.0
You guys are silly. xD

BUT ITS NOT YOU. 8]

OW NOT MY EAR. D:

Well..

-watched you eat it somehow-

You just ate two earrings. :o

0:
They were metalickey.


D:
BUT STILL.
IT IS.
SORTA.
-makes you a new ear and glues it to the side of your head-

Don't go clinkin them around now. D: They shy.

SORTA. BUT NOT LIKE MAH EAR.

Ooh new ear. 8] Yum.

-clinks yer chewed up earrings around-
CLINKCLINKCLINK.

D:
DUN GO EATENED DA NEW EAR.
I JUS MAID IT OUTTA PEANUT BUTTERZ.

D:

BUT NOW THEY GONNA CRY. D: N RUST N NASTUU STUFFS. D;

KAY I DUN LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. BLAH!

KAY DATZ GUD.
DEN DUN EATERZ EET.
D:
UH ISRY EARRINGZ.
-spits them out and pats them-

kaykay, i won't. :D

-pats earrings-

They all spitty. D;

D:
UHHHH
WIPE DEM OFFERZ?
-throws a towel at you-

KAY.

is it a special speicla-friend disinfecting towel just fer dem? D;

I had to leave the typo. xD It's so special is special. 8]

XD
YES.
ITSA SPEICLA TOWEL DAT KLEENZ EVERYFING.
0:
IT GOT SKILLz.

YAY I WANT SPEICLA STUFF FOR MEH STUFF. 8]

-leans back on chicky pillow-

0:
CHICKY PILLOW?
KEWL.
I WANT A KITTY PILLOW.
WAIT.
I GOT ONE.
ITZ A REAL KAT.
N SHE SLEEPZ.
SU I USE HER AZ A PILLOWZ.

...

Meep.

Merp?

REAL KITTY? :o

DOES HER EAR TASTE GOOD? 8]

It not a pillow! It a big stuffed animal I use as a back pillow. >3

lolrealkat.
She is so cute.
And snuggly.
<3


D:
UH I DUNNO.
I DUN EAT KAT EARZ.


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

but they yummy I hear. 8]

kay, I go eat now. You two keep yerselves entertained.

D8
EWWWWWWW.

;3;
I hungry tew.
Bring me sum fewd pl0x.

>D
HEY TENTEN.
HOW YEWZ.
WE SUPPOZE TEW ENTERTAINZ SELVEZ.
.-.
I FAIL.

Uhhm...
-tries to juggle balled up socks-
>>;;;

:'DDD
Entuuuurtainment!

8D
YEY SOCK BALL.
I IZ ENTERTAIN'D.
-eats sock ball-

...

But...
Sock ball!
; o ;

You aate myyy soooockballll! DDDD;
-kicks in shin-
:<

D:
-screams and spits out sock ball in the process-
-buckles over in pain-
HOMGWHUT.

Eeew, sock ball's all drippy now. D:
You can have it back. >[

Oh, yeah, sorry. That was because you ate my sockball.
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