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Old 06-15-2007, 10:07 AM

My name's Sarah, and I'm 13. I wrote this ( mostly out of frustration ) when I had to spend a week in New Jersey sharing a house with my 6 cousins.

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If you want to take a bath in New Jersey, you must first grab your book, towel, and change of clothes.

You must press extremely hard on the door that never closes, and finally realize you're doing t wrong. You turn the knob, and it bounces back open. You simply nudge the door, and it closes.

Then, you encounter the worthless tap. You try to turn the handle to the temperature you want, and run some water over your knee, accidentally burning it. Then, you realize that you have the handle backwards.

So the water is running, and you start to wonder why it's taking so long to fill. Looking down, you realize that you left the drain open. You quick plunge your hand in, and try to twist it closed. Then you push it down, in desparation, and it closes.

So you're in the bath, the water's stopped running, and the drain is closed.

And then you drop your book.

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