I would go to bed now.

I would crawl into bed with her for snuggles.

I would be mildly creeped out.

I would always steal her lipstick because it was a nice color.

I would never know what color her eyes were.

I would live in a cupboard under the stairs.

I would get crushed to death during her first hug.

I would help him film films showing the "physical aspects of love"

I would wonder why she was so interested in washing my no-no place.

I would master the art of cutting things off with sharp knives :)

I would wonder why my mother was also my daughter. O_O

>.>

I would be named Timatha

I would have my heart torn out by her hat.

I'd be part fishy! =D

My wardrobe would be all black.

I would have funny.. but cool ears

We would be poor and live in a cardboard box!

I would be a boy

I need professional counseling for the rest of my life.

i would be concerned..very concerned....

I'd be beaten with wire hangers.

I'd be all neutral looking.

I'd have a weird lace fetish.

I'd have a strange fish mutation!

I'd know magic.