3 Wishes

A guy walks into a bar. He has a huge wad in his pocket, 2 beautiful blondes on either arm, and a little man on his shoulder. The bartender thinks this is odd but figures it would be ok to serve him.

The guy asks if he can buy everyone in the house a drink. The bartender looks at him kinda funny and says, "Sir, I'm gonna have to see some money before I can pour that many drinks." So, the guy reaches into his pocke, pulls out a huge wad of $100 bills, and lays 5 of them on the bar.

The bartender pours all the drinks and just as he has finished the last one, the little man on the guy's shoulder runs down his arm, hops off his hand and knocks every drink over then proceeds back up the man's arm.

So, the man tells the bartender he wants to order everyone in the house a drink. Same exact thing happens again.

For the third time, the man asks to buy the house a round and the bartender looks at him and says, "Brother, do you not realize what is happening here? I can't keep pouring these drinks. Now, what is the deal?"

The man sighs and says, "One day I was walking along the beach when I ran into a bottle. A genie popped out and said he could grant me 3 wishes. The first thing I wished for was a wad of $100 bills that never ended. The second thing I wished for was 2 gorgeous blondes to have for the rest of my life." The bartender says, "Well what was the third thing you wished for?" The man replied, "A 12 inch prick."

Begging For It

One night after a date, a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:

"Honey, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you..."

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."

New-Born Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

War Hero

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can�t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place."

Free Drinks

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender,
buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me
the bill."

So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for
$57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out
into the street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again
says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself
one, and give me the bill."

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he
can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so
he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for
the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill
for $67.00.

The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the
living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says,
"Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill.
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"

The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too violent when you
drink."

Fishing

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York
and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing
over a beautiful bed of red roses.

"Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to himself. "What a sad sight. That
poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can
help." So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked,
"What are you doing, my friend?"

"Fishin', sir."

"Fishin', eh. Well how would you like to come have a drink with
me?"

The old man stood, put his rod away and followed the kind stranger
to the corner bar. He ordered a large glass of vodka and a fine
cigar.

His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the old man,
and he asked, "Tell me, old friend, how many did you catch today?"

The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a careful smoke
ring and replied, "You are the sixth today, sir!"

Out Of Jail

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail." So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did. ''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy. ''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge. ''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''

''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''

''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.

''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''

No Kidding

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

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Go To Work

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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One Thing We Can Do

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you! said a fourth.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thankfully, we can all still drive."

Nursing Home

Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.

Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Sunny: "What's that?"

Tina: "A condom."

Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"

Tina: "You can get them at any chemist"

The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.

The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

Delivery Problems

A new business was opening and one of the owners friends sent flowers for the occasion. but when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said, "Rest In Peace". The owner was a little peeved,and he called the florist to complain.

After he told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, "Sir I`m really sorry for the mistake,but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations On Your New Location".

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Taxi Incident

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Haircut

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"

Joey says, "To your house!"

Realizing

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."

Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!"

"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.

"No... I just realised that the doctor had *both* his hands on my shoulders!"

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Smart Investment

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.

"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The gentleman was your doctor."

Cough Treatment

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

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Wrong Expression

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!�

Because I'm Blonde?

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

3 Wishes

There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.

Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing."

Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, lo and behold, he made it!

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give me it, Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the mother-fucker who pushed me in."

Fixed Hearing

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman returned to the doctor a month later for a re-check.

The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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Bad Doctor News

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

Now and Then, Again

Chapter 1 - High School 1st Year

At the beginning of their first year Roberta, Chrissy, Teeny and Samantha arrived to school, they went to their lockers, they took out their books, and went to their first class, Roberta and Chrissy were together in Math, and Samantha and Teeny were together in Biology. Samantha and Teeny sat together, on Samantha's right side, there was a boy that she noticed was looking at her and then looked away, Teeny noticed it as well.

- "Wow, first day and already an admirer Samantha, good for you", Samantha turned to Teeny, while she was looking at the boy, and grabbed her face and turned her head around.

- "Don't look at him Teeny" - Samantha said while opening her notebook, and reaching for her pencil, but dropped it and fell right in the boy's side, he picked it up, but didn't give it to her right away, instead he tore a piece of paper and wrote something in it, and wrapped it around the pencil, then he gave it to her.

Teeny looked at the pencil and impatiently whispered to Samantha, - " Open it!"- She unwrapped the piece of paper and read it, hiding it from Teeny who just glared at Samantha and turned around, she began reading the paper, "Hey, how are you?, the name's Raphael, I'm from New Mexico, can you tell me your name?", She blushed a bit but tried to hide it, she then wrote, "I'm Samantha", she folded the paper and threw it beside him.

He picked it up, Teeny saw Samantha who tried not to blush, and she noticed, she knew Samantha maybe too well, probably even more than Samantha knew herself, then she realized that no one had ever made her blush, specially a guy. Samantha was all nervous, she didn't know what to do, for a guy had never been interested in her, she began thinking a million things, like she always did, she thought that she wouldn't know what to do if he asked her out, she had never gone out on a date with anyone, but she was also curious to see what happened, Teeny giggled when she looked at her friend who was all nervous, she put her hand on Samantha's shoulder.

- "Hey girl, what did he write?" - Teeny asked, Samantha looked down where she found another piece of paper.

- "Wait Teeny, I think he wrote something again" - Samantha said.

- "Well let me read it with you" - Teeny took the paper from Samantha's hand and unfolded it, "Can you meet me after school, just to talk and get to know each other?", Teeny giggled and looked at Samantha.

- "Well, what are you going to say to him?" - Teeny asked.

Samantha just shook her head.

- "I don't know, what do you think I should do? Or better yet what would you do?" - Samantha asked.

- "Well, judging by his looks, I would definitely say yes, but I think that in your case, you should meet him, but try not to look easy, guys love it when you just say yes and they could use you for their evil purposes, I know! Tell him that you've got other things to do, but that probably you will meet him after school"- Teeny said while Samantha wrote the message on the paper, then she threw it to Raphael, he picked it up and opened it, Samantha saw Raphael smile while he read the paper, so she smiled as well.

Teeny noticed the smile on Samantha's face, and she giggled.

Meanwhile Roberta and Chrissy were talking in Math class as usual.

- "What am I gonna do Crissy, Scott is here and is now sitting next to me" - Roberta said.

Chrissy turned around facing Roberta and saw Scott, she glared a little and turned to Roberta again.

- "He likes you, but why do you keep getting nervous when he's near, and don't forget he's a Wormer and above all he is the enemy" - Chrissy said.

Roberta looked at Scott briefly, and when she did, Scott looked at her too and smiled at her, she returned him the smile for a second and looked away, Chrissy OF COURSE noticed.

- "You see you're dying for Scott Wormer" - Chrissy said and Roberta glared at her.

- "I am not" - Roberta protested but Chrissy said it again.

- "You are".

Roberta glared again at Chrissy and said.

- I'm not, and if you don't shut up I'll break your nose".

The Bell rang and the class was over, the four girls went to the school's cafeteria, Roberta realized that Samantha was too nervous, Chrissy noticed it too.

- "What's wrong Samantha, you're shaking" - Roberta asked, and by the time she finished her question, Samantha spilled her coke.

Teeny looked at Roberta and Chrissy.

- "Ok, I'll tell you the story, Samantha met a guy in biology class, cute as hell, he slipped her a piece of paper and asked her if they could meet after school to get "Aquainted" " - Teent said to them in a low voice, Roberta looked at Samantha who grabbed her hair and put it behind her ears.

- "So, what did you say to him?" - asked Roberta, Samantha looked up to Roberta.

- "I said I would probably meet him after school" - Samantha replied, Chrissy seemed surprised but happy, because Samantha finally found a guy that was interested in her.

- "And, is he good looking?" - Chrissy asked and Samantha nodded - "And What's his name?" - she asked again.

- "His name is Raphael, he's from New Mexico" - Samantha replied, they were all surprised, Teeny looked at Samantha and said sarcastically.

- "Well this is very good, you'll have your very own latin lover" - Samantha turned quickly to face Teeny and said.

- "Shut up Teeny, don't make fun of him" - Teeny turned around and grabbed her coke, then she replied.

- "Oh come on, I'm not making fun, but really Sam, this is the first time I've ever saw you shaking and blushing because of a guy, and I'm just saying that you should go out with him, he really seems to like you, so why don't you give him a chance and give yourself a chance, I promise you won't regret it".

Samantha thought about what Teeny said, it could be fun for her to go out for the first time on a date. She thought about Raphael in every class, she hardly stayed focused on the class, and to make matters worse Raphael was with her in every class but one, in Spanish, that's when she realized that maybe Raphael could be help her pass that class, but she felt kind of sad of not having him on that class.

Teeny and Roberta were on Spanish class together, and with them was Raphael, Teeny pointed Raphael out for Roberta, and Roberta felt like sending him a message to him, she tore a piece of paper from her notebook and wrote a message, she folded it and threw it to him, Raphael unfolded the piece of paper and read it, "I'm Roberta, Samantha's my friend, and I just want to warn you one thing, if you hurt her I'll beat the shit out of you", Raphael chuckled, he then wrote his own message to Roberta and threw it to her, she unfolded the paper and read it, "Don't worry Roberta, that's not gonna happen, I like Samantha seriously, ever since I saw her", Roberta looked at Raphael and whispered to him

- "Ok latin boy, you're warned".

The bell rang and Samantha saw Raphael waiting in the garden for her, she told herself to calm down and just talk to him; she walked up to him, Raphael looked at her and smiled, Samantha smiled back at him and sat beside him, then she looked around, just to see if Roberta, Teeny and Chrissy weren't around, she saw the coast was clear, so she looked at him and before she could say anything Raphael said.

- "So, how was your first day?" - Samantha looked at him and said.

- "Oh, fine, it was great and yours?" - Raphael closed a notebook he had and put it inside his backpack, then he looked at Samantha.

- "Well it was going pretty bad until I met you, you made my day" - Samantha was about to blush, but she managed to hide it and just smiled at him, then she said.

- "Well I'm glad I could help you there, but ok, tell me about you... so you're from New Mexico, how did you get here?" - when she finished her question Raphael looked down and replied.

- "My dad left my mom when I was twelve, when that happened I had to go to work, I started of as a delivery boy for a news paper, then I went to work on a movie theater selling popcorn but I resigned, so I started singing in restaurants and it turned out to be my best job ever since, but my mom was promoted but one of the conditions was that we moved here, so she came and got the job, and bought a house and we moved here two weeks ago, and what about you, tell me something about you" - Samantha was impressed, Raphael's story was very much like hers, so she said.

- "My story was a lot like yours, my dad left my mom when I was twelve too, I tried to find a job, but my mom told me she would take care of everything, and she has, so I've just have been dedicating my self to study and my friends" - Raphael looked at Samantha, and then he looked at his watch, then he said.

- "At what time do you have to get home?".

- "At three, because my mom starts her second shift at three thirty" - Samantha said while smiling at him.

- "Well it's almost three, do you mind if I walk you home?" - Raphael asked.

- "No, I don't mind, it's actually not very far from here" - Samantha said, they both stood up and walked to her house.

To be continued...

Chapter 2 - Samantha in Love

After arriving at her house, Samantha invited Raphael in and he said yes, Sam saw the house was very clean she thought her grandmother had been there while she was at school, she went to the kitchen and found a note and money on it, the note read: "I'll be back at 10:00, order pizza".

- "Figures" - Sam said in an angry tone of voice.

-"What's wrong Samantha?" - Raphael asked.

- "Nothing don't worry" - Samantha said.

- "Well I better get going" - Raphael said but Samantha replied.

- "Do you want to stay for dinner?".

- "I don't wanna trouble you" - Raphael said.

- "It's ok, besides my sister's at a friend's house, and I don't wanna eat pizza alone" - Samantha said trying not to blush.

- "Alright sure I'll stay then" - Raphael replied smiling at her.

Samantha went to the kitchen to pick up the phone and Raphael sat in the living room waiting for her, she dialed the number for the pizza place and just when she ordered and gave the adress to her house she was surprised to hear a familiar voice.

- "Samantha is that you?" - the girl said.

- "Teeny? Did I miss dialed?" - Samantha asked rather perplexed.

- "No Sam, you got it right I just started here today, you know many great actresses start in places like this" - Teeny said.

- "Alright then Teeny tell them to hurry with the pizza" - Samantha said.

- "Sure, hey I saw you leave with the latino boy, so come on, give me the details you owe me that" - Teeny said.

- "He just walked me home, in fact he's here right now I invited him to dinner" - Samantha said.

- "Finally the girl is gone, enter the woman, well done Sam, do yourself a favor don't drive this guy away, because if you do you'll regret it forever, you listen to me ok, let yourself go with the flow of things it'll be good I promise" - Teeny said.

- "Ok I'll try" - Samantha replied.

- "Excuse me Miss Tercell you're being paid for taking orders not for standing around, by the way, no personal calls" - A voice cried out that appeared to be from Teeny's boss.

- "Gotta go Sam, details tomorrow ok?" - Teeny said.

- "Sure Teeny, bye"- Samantha said and hung up.

Sam walked back to the living room and found Raphael looking at Samantha's family photos, she sat down beside him and moved a little closer to him discreetly and Raphael looked at her and smiled.

- "Your family looks nice" - Raphael said.

- "Yes it was" - Samantha replied taking the photo and placing it on the table.

- "I guess things don't always turn up like you want them to" - Raphael said.

- "Yeah, tell me about it, I thought that my parents fighting was normal, but you know, what I hated the most was that he never said goodbye, he just took off" - Samantha said.

- "Yeah well, my dad didn't go quietly, he made sure everyone in the neighborhood knew he was leaving, he even drove the car around screaming waking everyone" - Raphael said.

- "Must've been horrible" - Samantha said.

- "Yeah it was quite a scene" - Raphael said and the door bell rang, Samantha got up and opened the door, it was the pizza, she paid the delivery boy and went to the dinning room and they started eating.

The next day Teeny hurried to catch Samantha at her locker, when she got to her she saw Raphael walking to Sam, so she sat down in a bench close by, Samantha closed her locker door and saw Raphael, she smiled at him and he smiled back, he then stopped beside her and said.

- "I had a goodtime last night, I hope you did too" - Raphael said

- "Yeah I did too" - Samantha said trembling a little.

- "Sam, can I buy you a pop after school?" - Raphael asked.

- "S-Sure I'd love to" - Samantha said.

Raphael walked away to spanish class, Samantha stood there for a moment watching him go and she noticed Teeny sitting on the bench, she got up and walked to Samantha, Teeny giggled for a moment and said.

- "So, how did it go?".

Samantha blushed and smiled at Teeny.

- "We just ate pizza Teeny, and we talked a little" - Samantha said.

- "That's it? No goodbye kiss?" - Teeny said.

- "Not yet, besides you said go with the flow and that's what I'm doing" - Samantha replied.

- "And what did he say to you just now?" - Teeny asked.

- "He asked me if he could buy me a pop after school" - Samantha answered.

- "Great Sam, I've got a great feeling about this" - Teeny said.

Teeny went to her spanish class, and Samantha went inside the classroom for her next class and she found Chrissy and sat on her side, she didn't put attention to the class, she kept writting Raphael's name on a page and drawing hearts, it was something she had never done, that kind of behavior seamed strange to Chrissy since she never saw Samantha in love, Chrissy stood there quiet without disturbing Samantha and when the bell rang they went together to the cafeteria, there they found Roberta and Teeny, they both sat with them and they saw Samantha's notebook, they giggled and Samantha grabbed her hair and put it behind her ears and looked up to them.

- "Hearts? Samantha? You're falling for this guy aren't you?" - Roberta asked.

- "Yeah maybe I am, I've never felt this way before, I can't wait to see him after school" - Sam replied.

- "Just be careful Samantha don't let your heart wide open unless you are sure about him" - Chrissy said.

- "I know that you know what you are doing Sam, don't be afraid to experiment new things, take risks, remember no risking no gaining" - Teeny said.

After school Raphael stood at the front door waiting for Samantha, she walked to him and they walked to the coffee shop that Sam, Roberta, Chrissy and Teeny always went, they sat together and they stood silent for a moment until Raphael gathered courage to talk.

- "Sam, I like you very much, I liked you ever since you stepped inside the classroom and I would like to know how you feel about us".

Samantha stood speachless, she didn't know what to say, she had imagined this before but imagining was totally different from the actual situation.

- "Umm...I like you too, very much" - Samantha finally said.

- "I would like to know if you would like to be my girlfriend" - Raphael said.

Samantha kept thinking this was unreal, but Teeny's voice kept echoing in her head "Go with the flow".

- "Yes I.....would, sure" - Samantha said, she suddenly felt very happy.

- "So, Can I kiss you?" - Raphael said blushing very noticeably.

- "S-s-sure" - Samantha said and they kissed.

To Be Continued...