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Old 07-23-2007, 04:37 PM

No, Steve is not a ninja.
Garden Hoses are MUCH better than Ninjas >.>

Well, I had to watch my dog all today and yesterday because my parents had to pick my cousin up at the airport 4 hours away, and it was raining. I didn't get a shower yesterday because it was raining, and I wouldn't go anywhere anyway. When Dinner time came today, I had to go into my aunts house to eat, since my parents were gone. My aunt's house is only a few seconds away, but people on the road could see you if you walked to it.
(Keep in mind I didn't have a shower since Saturday, and I was wearing pajama shorts X.x)
Anyway, I started walking in, when I saw there were about 4 people on the road there. So Steve had to use his awesome sneaky-ninja powers to get to his aunt's without them seeing him. And yes, he made it >:D


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Old 07-23-2007, 04:40 PM

Heh. I can also be sneaky. Used to sneak onto the computer at early in the morning without my parents/housemate noticing. Once our housemate came home at about 5 AM (she was doing night shift of technical support) and I was able to keep her from seeing me even though I was right in her path. -ninja-

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Old 07-23-2007, 04:47 PM

I used to skip showers when I was too lazy to take them. Like today. I can only be sneaky when I'm playing on the computer because you can close up what you're doing in an instant.... and it's harder when you try to be sneaking around people's backyards because it's a short cut. I don't usually talk about myself in the third person... But Spufflez can if she wants to. >x]

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Old 07-23-2007, 04:52 PM

I'm pretty sneaky, I can sneak past a few rooms, but then I'm usually noticed.
I also have a keen ability to skip showers :B

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Old 07-23-2007, 05:20 PM

I only have magic ninja powers when it comes time for me to wash the family dishes. I've told my mother time and time again that I will take on any chore except that, but she has yet to actually acknowledge my request. Therefore, every day after dinner, I use my wonderful sneaky powers to disappear into the woodwork and emerge only once the dishes are sparkling clean and put away.

It helps when I wrap a sweatshirt around my head so that I actually look like a ninja. I haven't done so in such a long time, but it makes the whole escapade much more fun.

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Old 07-23-2007, 05:23 PM

xD
Steve has to try that some time.

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Old 07-23-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve the Garden Hose
xD
Steve has to try that some time.
Quote:
Knock yourself out.

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Old 07-23-2007, 05:50 PM

I totally just spent the last 5 minutes doing that. >.>
I failed to look threatening though. D:

As for being ninja, I am usually not.
But I was very ninja-ish when I was squeezing through a gap in our new fence into the back yard.
I only wish I'd had the guide to looking ninja at the time.

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Old 07-23-2007, 05:50 PM

Wootness!
Steve is going to have fun now [/ninja]

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Old 07-23-2007, 05:54 PM

I am so tempted to try to make a ninja mask now - but I am at work and would probably get many weird looks if I did that right now - especially since i am currently wearing the only shirt that I have. . . .maybe tonight when I get home. 8)

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Old 07-23-2007, 06:04 PM

I tried it and I frightened the shit out of my cousin xDDD

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Old 07-23-2007, 06:11 PM

LoL.

I used to use my sneakiness to get in and out of my parents house when I wasn't supposed to. But I don't have to worry about that anymore xD

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Old 07-23-2007, 06:51 PM

@[email protected] I am not very ninja like! Not very sneaky at all!

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Old 07-23-2007, 07:24 PM


I'm going to be a ninja for halloween :D

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Old 07-23-2007, 07:35 PM

ROFL XD
If I can get that shirt thing to work I'm gonna take a pic of myself to show y'all XD

*runs off to try*

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Old 07-23-2007, 07:40 PM


  • I didn't take a picture of me wearing it.
    Or did I....
    I can't remember.

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Old 07-23-2007, 07:56 PM

XD got the pics!

one, two . . . NINJAH!


XD I'm such a noob..I've got no idea what poses ninjas make XDD

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Old 07-23-2007, 08:00 PM

xDD
I would totally go try it right now, but it might scare off the contractors...and I don't really need them pondering whether or not it is safe to leave the table saw out where I can see it.

They're already furtively judging my sanity, as I stretch out across two arm chairs and a coffee table tucked behind a stowed couch and kitchen table and entertainment center, with my computer in my lap. No reason to push it. xD

However.
Once they leave.
:ninjamode:
I shall use the awesome stealth of my t-shirt ninja to steal that cookie.
To eat that cookie.
And I shall sneak with the best of them.
xDD
I just can't stop giggling.

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Old 07-23-2007, 08:12 PM


  • xD
    My Ninja Mask didn't look as good as that.

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Old 07-24-2007, 03:33 AM

Mine either! I want to know how he got the neck line to fold so sharply on the sides. Mine kinda looked like a very stretched out ski mask. o-o

But it was awesome.

I stole that cookie.
My sister took a picture, and...her boyfriend is beginning to wonder what he's got himself in to. xDD

No, but it was funny. I would have been better if I could have worn my glasses, so that I could see where I was going.
*rubs shin*

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Old 07-24-2007, 06:37 PM

Yay! Way to go Steve! Yay for sneaky garden hoses!!

Ne way, I'd probably get spotted at the point where I was closest to them or something....I'd make a really really bad ninja because I'm a major klutz! I never really get hurt though!

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Old 07-24-2007, 08:24 PM

Skipping showers? Eeeew! XD

I do know people though who only shower every 2 weeks or so. O.o

And yay for sneaky garden hoses! I once showered using a garden hose when it was like 40 degrees celisus outside and my family rented a garden house.

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Old 07-24-2007, 08:38 PM

OMG I have such super ninja powers I went through all of high school being invisible lol I got a good story about it too!

It all takes place in Grade 10 history class. I'd say we are at least half way through the year and the teacher calls on me to answer the home work for that day. "Peppercorn would you place give us the answer for question 10?"
Before I could answer the question you hear a boy's voice say, "Peppercorn there is no Peppercorn in this class!"
The teacher sighs and look at the boy, he's one of those ones who really likes to hear his own voice, and says "Bob! Just because she doesn't talk as much as you do doesn't mean she's not in this class!" Then I got my 15 seconds of fame! "The answer to question 10 is Lake blablah!" And I am invisible again.

Then two years later in english class the same thing happens but this time it's a girl who thinks I don't exist!

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Old 07-25-2007, 02:07 AM

i'm very sneaky...i've been seeing a boy for 16 months and mypaents have no idea...

i also like ninjas! i believe that steve's garden-hose-like feat of hiding his smelly self on th way to hisaunt's house is a redoubtable feat indeed, though it poses that age-old question: can a garden hose clean itself?

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Old 07-25-2007, 02:15 AM

Job well done mate xD
kind of like when i broke in my own house cause i didn't have my keys...
i keep losing thos bloody keys ;-;
Anyways eh... not taking a shower for a long time is not recomanded ._.

 


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