I want to dig a hole in the ground and put fake grass over it. I'll have a little bowl of candy out that says: Take only one, please.
When I hear someone walk up I'll reach out and snatch their ankle saying in a deep demonic voice-I may possibly have a red light and a fog machine turn on as I do so- "IT SAYS ONLY TAKE ONE!"

HA!! that would be awsome!! pleae tell us how it works out or if you do it :P

Better then anything I've come up with that's for sure!

When I was 18 I was almost arrested for prostitution along with some of my friends. We were dressed up as hookers and passing out candy. A cop drove by and jokingly asked what we were. My sis of course tells him 'isn't it obvious? We're for sale!'

He didn't think it was funny to say the least. :oops: