Awesome Central
With Fil and Phrank.

Yeah.
This is the awesomest place in the universe.
You're just jealous.

ABOUT PHRANK;

Phrank likes watches, cats, cupcakes, math, Dr. Pepper, candy, pink, music, pokemanz, and zuh nets.
Phrank does not like idiots, Sprite, milk (lactose intolerant), sleeping, Snickers, television, warm light, winter, pumpkins, and shoes.

ABOUT FIL;

Fil likes brownies, video games, puppies, goldfish, ice cream cake, running around, doodling, shiny things, obligatory tenth item.
Fil does not like sleeping feet, fortune cookies, bug bites, having to get up, most school-related things, lists, writing lists, and typing lists.

ZUH GOLDEN RULES

1; No spamming.
2; Make conversation.
3; No flaming
4; No fighting.

They're actually kind of orange. :/

Whenever I see the word jealous, I think of 'zealous.' It's really weird.

Hey, you should put like, a rating or something, because sometimes our conversations are kind of weird.
But if you put 'M' or something, then these really old people will come and start talking about sex and stuff.
Hmm.

Hey Phrank! :D
So how are you? And why are the rules kind of orange?! THEY MUST BE GOLDEN, OR ELSE. >:[
At any rate, yes, I'm a bit too scary for comfort. Flee. NOW.
GOGOGO.

Well, hello, Facade.
:3 FILANDPHRANK.
And no ratings.
We don't need ratings.
People should know us well enough to know our conversations get weird.
Jeesh.

Dx Phrank already has friends or something?
I desire friends. :'[

I like purple rules, better.
Purrrr-ple is a cat's favorite color.

Yeah.
Phrank got friends sortof.
I guess.
Meh.

Purple?
But they're /golden/ rules.
I mean, jee, Fil, read them.

:B
Phrank has no friends. Nobody likes him! D<
Naw, I'm more like an obsessed stalker that stands a little too far away... As in, several miles behind Phrank. Mainly because I'm paranoid and I think I'll get squashed by an enormous pigeon who decides to fall out of the sky one day and onto me, while I begin to spontaneously combust.

But hey, who's here to judge? :3

Damn, you also have around twice my gold. Curse you, fast money making person!
Confound it.

Purple rules would be better because they're, you know, easier to see against white. :/

Oh.
Then Phrank just has a stalker.
But a very /nice/ stalker.

Stop changing clothes, dammit!
8D I curse because I'm cool.

I want a stalker. Stop getting money and friends and stalkers.
Dx You're mean.

No, I just have too much time and not very much to spend it on.
So I run to the forums.
XD

I try to post, too, but then it's like,
Neeeh, I don't want to. Screw this.
And then I get up and go do something else.

My fortoon cewkie says a thrilling time is in my immediate future.
This is really thrilling.

Maybe your thrilling time is this thread.
=D

Yeah, when I looked at it I was like, "Hmmm... Maybe I'll have a thrilling time at the thread."

But then I got paranoid and I was like, "WHAT IF.. I fell down the stairs." and then I was like, "WArghla;fjd." and I ran up the stairs, but then I tripped.
It was truly awesome.

I fall down the stairs a lot.
Once, in that apartment there, I fell down the stairs and rolled into a cabinet.
It hurt.
Lots.
;~;
My balance sucks.

Onceonceonce, I was doing this Kung Fu thing where we were supposed to jump and roll, but I didn't tuck my head so I jumped like I was going to dive but I wasn't because there wasn't any water and then I hit my head and it was fun and yeah.
Andandandand this one time I was riding my bike on a hill and then my nose was itchy and I scratched it and then I lost control somehow and then landed face first in a spiky bush and it was lots of fun.

Remember when you fell off a cliff?
Man.
That was really funny.

Hello : D

8D Aah, falling. Good times, good times.

Hola, me amigos. El pollo diablo en your pantalones?

Why, hello there.

I said hello, first!
Buuuuurn.

Burn, baby, burn.

I said hello second.
WHATNOW?!

@Fil: I dun think the devil is in my whatever.

@Phrank: Hi.

Are you guys the same person? xD

@Fil: I dun think the devil is in my whatever.

@Phrank: Hi.

Are you guys the same person? xD

Lolno, one of us isn't asian and the other doesn't live in Minnesota. So there.