I usually say 'chowder' instead of saying goodbye. I do it for the shock value...if there is any.

I say "ahrrr" or "yar" in real life. Also on the internet lol. I like pirates XD

ahrr! :P

I say "blah" a lot. And "whee" and "meh" and "meep" XD I say all kinds of internet words in real life. And instead of saying "uh" or "um" I say "er" and "erm" which are not terribly common around here. I use a lot of turn-of-the-century words and phrases as well, such as "I beg your pardon" and "superfluous". I also catch myself speaking Japanese randomly when I'm concentrating really hard or bored, or thinking out loud. I think it's my way of thinking out loud without everyone knowing what's really going on my head. XD!

I say 'psh' or 'nahh' alot in real life.

When I am talking with my friends and they start to complain about things that happened to them I will often say, "Sucks to be you!!!!!" and then I would laugh xP
That isn't really something weird, but I also make odd sounds sometimes like "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" in a low voice.

I have a friend who says "Holy mother father" when he wants to sware o_o

I have a few. :]

cheese it: means bail, basically.
my bad: I've come into a habit of this lately.
cut down like a cucumber: when I cut a friend of mine.
your friend: when one of my friends are either embarresing, stupid or just acting like an idiot I always say 'your friend' to a friend nearby.
sucks to be you: when my friends run into something unfortunate or unpleasant.

"surf it, shake it"

hahaha my lil cousin was playing this game on hulala girls & it says that on the website & i JUST CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD since.. its been in my head for about a week now.. not to mention my boss has a hulala ringtone aha :wink:

When I was younger, my mom was pretty depressed about herself and I tried to make her feel better but failed miserably.

"Everyone else may think you're ugly but I still thing you're beautiful."

It's the sweetest thing when a kid says it but I will NEVER live that down after she told the whole family yet a few seconds after saying it I stopped and realized how ridiculous it sounded.

Originally Posted by wasashu

i would randomly say/yell "IIIIKKUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
which has a whole bunch of meanings that only friends of mine know xD
it's japanese for:
1. the plain form 'iku' is the verb, 'to go'
2. and it's a super slang word that hentai's should know, it means 'to cum' or 'i am cuming'

for example when i had a lil box full of markers this one time, i poured them all out so i can use them and while i did i said, 'iiiiiiikkuuuuuuuuuu!' xD
it's a bit dirty, but no one knows unless they're japanese or they read hentai/yaoi/yuri.

I don't read Hentai, but I have this book: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang from what's up to f**k off.
That's how I knew what Iku meant.. xD



Sometimes I say:

"Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.."

Or

"Talk to the Paramite cause the Scrab ain't listening."

or omg

"Whatever eats your peach.."
"Whatever crucifies your Jesus.."
"Whatever peals your orange.."
"Whatever milks your orange.."

Yeah.. I have a series of those that I made up.. Also.. I don't mean to offend anyone with them, so please don't think I am.

"I can live with that,"

I usually say it when I'm told a insult about myself and that.

I say "That's a load of garbage" if something makes me mad or sucks. And just recently I made up something. For a while when someone did something dumb or "uncool" my friends would say that person lost "cool points", but now I say "humanity points" or that someone has lessend their worth as a human being. Also my friends make up thier own theme songs. One is repeatedly saying "nani naaaaaa ni nani nani nani nani naaaaaa"

Originally Posted by Wynna

"I can live with that,"

I usually say it when I'm told a insult about myself and that.

awesome 8) i couldn't live with that saying, i usually fight back XD

Hmm... well I say "oof" to my lil sister to make her move out of my way...

I say "Uh huh, riiiight...." a lot, sarcastically.

And I say " 'sup! " to my friends online and offline as a greeting all the time.

Most annoying thing I do is probably "Dot dot dot" which I sometimes say out loud (usually I just say it around my lil sister who gets the meaning). I guess I read too much mangas (impossible) and I say "..." out loud... >.>

•"Plate of Butt" - for something that sucks a lot.
•"Poop in a bucket"- alternate for a profanity
•Various Yiddish words, when I can't think of anything to say
•"Shwailicious"- Instead of delicious, and especially referring to water.
•"What the ass/butt?"- sometimes used instead of what the F***...

um... there are so many more... XD

Nothing is set in stone!...Because paper is cheaper"

~Me

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"

~Gandhi.

"It doesn't pay to be a prick"

~Me
^.^

i say eff word lol...in place of the actual eff word.
so i go for eff words sakes!! or eff word you!
it makes people laugh, so thats good...except one time i was mad and said for fuck-word sakes :/

i say "sweet meat" and "woot woot" "son of a sea turtle" and other stuff but i cant really remember them at the moment, they just pop into my head!! my friends laugh their heads off when im excited!!

I have a collection of variations of common expletives: 'Hades' (or occasionally 'Niflheim') for 'Hell', 'hells bless it' for 'damn it' and various words that sound similar to swear words (most notably, 'sheep'). I also use 'fluffed' and 'stuffed' as synonyms for 'worried' or 'panicked' (i.e. 'I'm not fluffed about that'). And then I picked up a friend's habit of exclaiming 'Jove' as an expression of delighted surprise, except that I pronounce it according to Classical Latin pronunciation, hence I say 'Yo-way.'

I normally tend to say "Urf?" "Arf?" or "Ur?" in sort of a scooby doo fashion. I normally end up saying that instead of "what?" most of the time.
I also like to say,

"Life isnt flyign a unicorn over a rainbow. But Dammit, I'm going to find that unicorn."

"Joy is like a thousand koalas crapping a rainbow in your brain"

"Dude. Vampire Mole People. I swear to god, they will all kill us someday."

"The Cake is a Lie."

"Futhermucker!"

"Fudge me!"

"GLARFNOG." or other made up words xD

When my niece used to live here where I'm at, I had the tendency to yell out cuss words. To avoid getting cussed back by the niece -nuuu- or the mom who tries so hard to keep a clean image, say no cussing in front of her blah blah...

I ended up using replacements for the stuff I said.

So when people are being idiots, I no longer call them bitches and bastards but I just say...Damn, they sure have ugly faces. All of them.

It sounds better if I say it in my local language though.

And I have the tendency to randomly say 'ne' and 'hyuu'

Saa~! -that too- and Mou~!

Speaking of which... Agate is an anime?

I thought you were referencing to the precious stone!!! XD

My motto when I draw:

"Happiness for everyone. One art piece at a time."

Or something along those lines.

Originally Posted by pillow_maiden

i say "sweet meat" and "woot woot" "son of a sea turtle" and other stuff but i cant really remember them at the moment, they just pop into my head!! my friends laugh their heads off when im excited!!

haha, i used to say woot alot before as a replacement for what XD

When ever I am helping someone that is in slight physical pain (like a splinter or something harmless), and they are being a complete pansy, I usually tell them to "Take it like a man, up the butt with a spiked dildo and no lube!"

If I am the one who gets hurt (came up with this when I smashed my thumb and index finger with a hammer) i tend to scream...

"SON OF A BISCUIT EATIN' MOTHER CAKE BAKIN' CRACK WHORING PROSTITUTE!"

I'm from a confederate state, was around a house full of southern baptists when the accident occurred. I was trying not to cuss so i kept screaming the first words that popped into my mind (most of them being cuss words) and then added the other words so I wouldn't get into trouble!

Whenever I'm around all my friends and we are just goofing off I always say "Who touched my "pooty poo"??" for no apparent reason.

I usually have "Forking hell" and "Lemme sucker punch your face in" during my conversations :3

I say "Oh for Peeps sake!" and I constantly say "Mew" and "Wem"...and when I was in school, I replaced the word "F*ck" with the word "Yiff"

Yiff, in Furry terms, means basically the same thing as "F*ck" in all of its little deffinitions.

But in my class, everytime we cursed, we had to pay 20cents..Well, beings that yiff wasnt a very common term in a school full of close minded yiffers >_> I hardly ever had to pay X3

Ah, the joys of the furry fandom.

Instead of OMG! I say OMOA! which stand for Oh Mother
Of All. Just one of those things that turn to habit.
It's not much of a saying I know. I also say 'How
Quaint' alot. My version of 'That's Nice' He he.
Because I used to say 'That's nice' too much. So I
changed. And I combine 'Shut' with 'Up' to make 'Shup'
Lol. Which is what I say. Which gets on alot of
people's nerves. He he he.