I am known for rather... colorful analogies once I am pissed off and start ranting, at the delight of those around me that arn't the target of my rage, of course. It's hard for people to take you seriously when you're pissed off when you're starting to make up torture threats with cactis, but I disgress. It's usually a good thing, since seeing other people laugh (and knowing they're not really laughing at me, but at what I am saying) tends to calm me down.

Beside that, I talk in internet acronyms alot.

To mates I say Yoho for hi to which the wanted reply is Ahoy,I also say What a mistaker to maker if somebody makes a mistake and I often say it's not rocket science.

Oh, god, I have a lot of random sayings:

- Robs Mom
- Yo face
- You need help wit dat? (The proper response is: "Um, help with what?" worst pick up line ever.)
- Sweet Tapdancing Jesus
- I will punch you in the boob. I. WILL PUNCH YOU. IN THE BOOB.
- More of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
- That's as freaky as the time that squirrel barked at me.
- Poof! Bunny outta dirt.
- Hey, I work at McDonalds. Like you can scare me.
- Yes, my car is supposed to shake like this. We're going 110. (I say this a lot more than I should.)
- "Lord, look what fools these mortals be!"
- I can't do that. My internet doesn't let me interact with people.
- No, no. No shooting rampages for me. I don't have a gun.
- If I act happy, you get mad because I'm too hyper. If I'm quiet, you worry because you think I'm depressed. I can't win!

And, if I really wanna freak people out:
- Ahahaha! It took hundred to kill me but I killed humans by the Thousands. Look at me! I am sublime! I am the true face of evil!

Oh, Suikoden. So many good quotes, so few of them I can say at work without getting stares.

Okay, what the crap, why are we posting in the same threads, Jeaney.

I...have a few. But most were accidentally borrowed, I think.

- Good grief
- Myaw-myaw-myaw
- Your ovaries are mine
- I'll kill you in the face

I used to say Holy Chuck Norris! All the time xD

Sometimes, I say "son of a bun," instead of "son of a gun" -- I picked it up from my choir teacher, and I honestly thought she had mispoken xD It brings the funniest mental image to me -- I almost fell over laughing when I first heard it xD

I say "I want joor face in dat snow ._.;"
Normally I just say it to this kid in my group of friends that really annoys me. D:

When someone says something that's highly unlikely (ex: I know this kid who always says he's badass), I always say, "And I'm a flying fish named Bob. We all have dreams.
That partially comes from the fact that my friend had this fish named Bob who kept jumping out of the fishbowl without any prompting or provocation. She called him a magic fish, though. Bob the Magic Fish...
And the flying part is just to say that you doing that is about as likely as a fish flying.

I say "Ohh my Panda!"
Haha. But I don't usually say the normal phrase, so it's not heard too often.

@Rainiy: "Son of a gun" is very familiar to me. I can't remember where I've heard or seen it though. O.O
Like a song lyric, or something. I'm not sure. ><

I used to say "squee" all the time for random reasons. xD

My friend Riann says "cool beans" when she thinks something is cooly.

I say "Kyewlios" and "Okies" or "Okidae" in place of "cool" and "Okay."

My friend Rachel says "What's crack-a-lack-a-pimpin'?" as her way of asking "what's up?"

A couple years ago I came into habbit of calling people "butt-nuggets." xD These days I come up with a new insult-word (these are words I would randomly yell at people--in a friendly/joking manner of course--when I am displeased with them or if I just felt like it) every week.
A few of them were "prostitute" (xD Me and my friend Jasmine would get into arguments to see who could come up with more creative ways to call each other prostitutes. We still walk by each other in the hallway calling one another hookers and such. <3 ah, good times, good times), "loser-face," "square-licker," and "wango." >_>

I also tend to throw non-english words into my conversations at time. "Lo siento" (spanish) instead of "I'm sorry," "kawaii" (japanese) instead of "cute," "tre" (french) instead of "very." I also enjoy non-english titles and honorifics. <3

@ABC.Gum: xD Awesome possum (there's something else I say. >_> Only on the web, though).
Also, your name makes me lawl and the pic in your sig is kawaii.

I say okies too. =D
I just never thought it was too odd. ><
Maybe I say other odd things and not realize it.

Mayhaps (another one! >.< It's a cross between perhaps and maybe) you do.
It's because you say them all the time so their part of your everyday routine and so they don't stand out. *shrug*

Not really a saying, but I say "SOUP" to my bf when I'm hungry. xD
Comes from the Dir en grey Clever Sleazoid paradoy. The weird part is that soup turned into a greeting on 4chan, so now everyone is saying it. :0

if someone were to say something like "you know that guy?" to me
and i said "oh yeah! that japanese guy!"
and they were to say "... no. the indian guy."

i'd just say "...... same difference."

which makes absolutely no sense, but y'know.

I have a ton of these really random and weird sayings, or unusual use of words. A lot of old time slang. xD I don't use them often online, but I say them aloud frequently.

"Bang, you got it, doll."

"Cookies and flowers, m'love, or a bloody baboon?"

"For the love of stars ..."

"In the name of Scott ... "

and then "Bloody 'ell with it, cat. I'm done."

Also tend to say the words "dig", "groovy", "swingin'", and "fly".

When typing, I usually blubber "-nom-" or "8D". Not really words, but they're usually everywhere I post. Somewhere...

xDD Ieeko, you make me think of a 40 year old british man. <3 >_> I hope you don't take offense from that.

@tracy: I do the same thing!! If anyone disagrees with me on something I tell them it's teh same difference. >.< It's a phrase I picked up from my grandma.


I enjoy creating my own words from real words. "Pinkles" or "pinckels" or something to that effect, means people. "Speky Al" or "speckial" mean special.
I tend to purposely pronounce things the way they're spelled. Like Knife = kuh-nife; Knight = kuh-nig-ht; special = speh-kee-ul and so on and so forth. <3 It's fun and often confuses people (pee-oh-pull XD).

Also, I call the internet the "intarwebz" and the non-intarwebz "The Great Beyond," "The outside world," and "that place beyond the four protective walls of my bedroom, which I do not wish to enter." x3 I've only called it that twice, when I was IMing a friend. I was actually referring to the kitchen once and the other time I had to go to drivers' ed.

"Can I steal your pencil for a minute?"
In this sentence, steal is often (but not always) replaced with "kidnap," "abscond," "thiefiss," and other words.

My friend Rachel started up "OMJ" as an acronym to "Oh my Josh" because she was going to say "oh my gosh" once, but said Josh instead. It kinda stuck and now we all say it and laugh, remember the good times we had that day. x3

I say: "Jesusislord."
It is an inside joke between me and my non-religious friends. xD

Ahhhh odd sayings what a beautiful topic for discussion.

I have several odd sayings.

whe someone says so and then pauses I respond with "Sew Buttons on Icecream" it basically implies that like trying to sew buttons on icecream would be a waste of time they too are wasting time by having nothing really ro say but soooooo

"Whatever floats you Firetruck"

"Holy Heaving cleavage Batman!"

"Holy F*@# me sideways Batman!" (Sorry profainity)

"Boys just wanna get in your tutu" (I was a dancer for several yrs)

"I don't bit, unless you're into that sorta thing."

"Never underestimate the power of cleavage"

"F*@# this, I'm transfering to Hogwarts!"

"OMGOD"

"WTF*@#"

"Alcohol my anti-drug...wait a minute."

"Teh Squee"

and many many more hehe!!!

Nobody understands it at my school but I've gotten quite accustomed to saying "Oi Vey," very often. Everybody keeps asking me what on earth it means.
I kinda like being unique. xP

I've discovered that, over the past few days since I last posted in this thread, I have been keeping a mental note of the strange things that I say on a regular bases. >_> It's weird that I'm now paying attention to what I say.

I say "oy vey" it's a thing I picked up from my g-ma. <- I refer to my grandmother as my g-ma. I also call my best friend's dad grandpa. xD

>_> Meh. . . (I say that when I give up on something semi-complicated) There was a particular phrase that I wanted to tell you pinkles (people) about but now I can't remember. . . >_> Ah wellz. I shall returneth when I thinketh of it again. (I enjoy adding "eth" to the end of things and pretending I know how to speak "ye olde english."

My version of "hey, how are you?" is "How goeth thine legend of life?"
Fingers = finners
a*s = arse (bloody britts rubbing off. xP I'm watching to much bloody PiratesotC).
questions = quizzicles

I don't think I have any odd sayings that I say a lot, but I have a few random funny ones:

"Take away his manhood!"
"Don't promote rape"
"I'll kill you with shower gel!"

yeah, i'm weird

Haha...hmmm..i don't really have any odd sayings though.

I sometimes go "MASAKA!!" (which means no way) due to watching Hayao Miyazaki's Whisper of the Heart. It is SUCH a fun word to say.

I also say...."piece of pie" because my friend keeps on saying it over...so it rubbed off on me.

She also made me start saying "Si" the spanish version of "yes"....so whenever my friends ask:

"What did you get for a grade? An A?"
"Si!"
"WHAT?!? a C?????"
"NOOO! I meant Si! as in YES! not a C! :>"

><;;

Lots... but the few I'll mention to anyone but the one I love are:

- Pokeification
- Poofles (I use this a LOT)

One or two of the ones me and the one I love is:

- Kissies xD (Don't ask how the i got in there :lol: I dunno xD)
- Luffles xD

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I also meow and hiss at people... xD

"Damn it all to hell and back."

"Holy smurf."

"Fwee?"

"Murr..."

"Don't make me go kung-Jill on your ass." (Long story)

"Don't touch me there, you're not my priest."

"And your mom was a snickers bar!"

I like saying my brother's invention "oh SHNAPPLEBERRIES" every once in a while...XD He also came up with this thing where he talks with a lisp and says "Leroy Jinkies". He's hilarious, at times.

I like to say 'snap', but I don't really have a 'thing'...>: I like "Don't phase me, bro!" though...I want it on a red shirt. <333 </dorky ST crap>