"Holy Crack Monkeys BatMan!"

<-< me and my friend Bryan started ending everything in Batman, blame it on the old T.V. shows of batman and robin xD Everytime Robin would say something to batman it was like -

"Oh My God Batman!"

so we started ending everything in batman xD everyone at our school thinks we're on crack right now, and we do it in that weird scared excited voice too xD it's fantastic!

My Favourite saying. and my most said saying is probably. "DAAYAMM" I got it from Gaia. In an Ad in Gaia theres like a Newbie and a rich old player and the newbies sees the rich payer and says "DAAAYAM!!!!!!" Lol. Its so funny. I kept on saying that at school. And Now I can't stop. xD Addictions...

When I talk, I tend to say things like "Mmm, cheese..."

And then just continue on like I said nothing at all. >__>;

I like to see if anyone notices, so I can be like "Lol, I did not. You're effsing CRAZY."

I tend to talk like this in real life, too.

The enters being pauses where I look around or make a face or do a double thumbs up with a cheesy grin. xD


But my favorite thing to do lately is reference old movies that no one these days watches, and then laugh when they go "Wtf?"


Because what we have here... Is failure to communicate. =)

when i hear something that i dont believe is to be true from someone i yell out "Yeah, Ok, and monkeys fly out of my butt!" and then after they finish with what they are saying i yell out "whooop, there goes one now!"

I used to say "cheese and rice" a lot. D: It kinda wore off me though.

Now I have a very bad habit of saying what I'm doing o_o like.. you know how people online will say what they are doing in between *? well, I actually do that in real life too. For example, I'll go to pick up something and I'll actually say "picks up the book" or whatever. XD My friends just look at me funny, and some of them have actually started doing it too XD

I'm croatian so I can't translate that word to English, it's too complicated. Anyway, it's pronounced: "Bogte!", meaning something like "Oh my God" but not exactly that...

Mine is "Shut up or i'll mutate your parents..." i got that completly at random while i was in college, me and a friend of mine were getting snacks from the vending machine and it wouldnt take my money and beeped at me and i said "Shut up or i'll mutate your parents..." and my friend looked at me and then the machine and started laughing and he said "Dude, that was awesome..."

Well, I don't say it anymore. But I used to go:
"Pork Muffin!"