Any class moments you want to share?

I have some pretty good ones with my class, they're hilarious.

Man, I was usually the kid who was doin' the tooting--I swear, I really am female, I'm just trying to tell funny stories so you all will like me and not think I'm some lamer--but I know SBD-fu. Bwahaha.

Middle school, though. I don't remember much. There was this time in high school chem where I was partnered with the spastic ADD-guy and this kid who had a parole officer and wouldn't tell us why. We made the flame on our bunsen burner HUGE. And the spastic ADD-guy convinces parole-boy that he's got a sniper rifle with a laser shot, and parole-boy is all freaked out and avoids spastic ADD-guy (who is about as scary as a fluffy baby sugar glider) for the rest of the school year.

Good times.

me and this girl in my class back in middle school were really close, almost like sisters(we even looked similar, but she was taller and had frekles...). well, one day she slept over at my house and we were jumping around on the pull-out-bed-that-was-older-than-me late at night when suddenly the springs holding the mattress up. we were so freaked, we tried to put it back but it didn't work...we made a giant sink hole in the couch... =>.<=

we had so much fun whenever she stayed at my house, it was never boring...

well the first thing that came to my mind when I read the title of this topic, was something that happened to me during a sex ed presentation.
yeeeeaaaah, now you're paying attention.

So, the teacher has us all lined up. Theres a boy and a girl in the middle of the class, and they're the married couple. And both of them have a line of people next to them
each person is given a certain character to play in this line.
Well, according to the story taking place, the wife is having an affair, and I'm the guy she's getting nailed by. Well the teacher walks up to the 'husband' and says
"Okay, now picture it, imagine it, him doin your wife, him doin your wife! Look, he's still got bedhead!" The 'husband' next to me is just staring at me and lean over to the guy on my other side, (who a guy with syphilis) and I ask him,
"You wanna trade spots?"

There was also another time in communications where we were watching a movie, and some kid in the back made a flamethrower out of a can of axe and a lighter xD it was awsome, mostly because NO ONE NOTICED excpet for me xD

annnnd, last one,
happened during a halloween costume contest at school. I was dressed in a skull mask and a trenchcoat, and I went around as a flasher. (not literally, I had underwear on outside of my pants.) and my friend Max was a really poor interpretation of Dante from Devil may cry.
well, I go up to the mike, say my name, do a little dance and walk off. The he comes up, and when asks his name, he yells, "I'M DANTE BITCHES!"
Suddenly everyone starts booing and I run up to flick him in the head and wave my finger. and then storm back to my little spot xD
it was great.

Oh goodness, Sex Ed moments are always funny, especially when your classmates are as immature as mine were. We were taking notes on the infamous Chapter 42, as we called it. Our teacher was at a loss of words as for a transition, so he simply said, "And now, the penis."

Naturally, all twenty-six immature fourteen and fifteen-year olds crack up laughing. Our poor Biology teacher never lived it down.

omg, i just remembered another one! in sex ed our teacher was telling us about the dangers of men wearing tight pants and my friend's ex just sinks into his seat, everyone started laughing so hard because he had decided to wear some tight pants that day...

also, we had to see a slideshow of stds that day... *shivers* ill never forget that picture of the std-ridden dead baby at the end...