Odd question I know.
But if you could be ANY disease in the world, which one would you be?

Personally, I'd want to be the common cold.
Everywhere, annoying, makes you get a headace, AND STUFFS YOUR NOSE WITH STUFF! <3
Just like me irl. :]

Teh Flu! O_O

I get it alot. X_x;

Hmm, well I'll be a freak and say herpes so I can "cure" cancer on House M.D. lol, wut?

the sleeping sickness.

the cant stop playing videogames or you die.... virus disease

I've been the Plague since seventh grade.
The black death.
The bubonic plague.
xD
Hahah.

Oooooh! I'd be Gout! Or psoriasis!

• [color=#999999I'd probably be a stomach virus or something. XDD [/color]

u wanna stuff someone's nose sooo badly?! XDD

welll...i think i wanna be...the cause of stomach ache...ill attack those people with irritating behaviour ~:twisted:

Herpes. I don't know why. o_O

I don't think it really counts as a disease, but I'd want to be genital warts.
AM I HERPES?
No.
But I'll make you think that I am!
And I'll look fugly! Turn off your partner! Scare them! Do party tricks!

Okay, so maybe not that last part. But still.

I'd be a virus/disease that has no actual symptoms but just transfers from host to host multiplying. Then I'd just be everywhere at once xD and I wouldn't hurt anyone ^^

Alzheimers! I want people to always be aware of my presence while anonymously piggybacking on someone else! Yeah!

Although... you know what else would be cool, dementia. I drive you insane! Yay!

XD This is such a weird topic. I would totally want to be narcolepsy. It's sort of funny to think of people falling asleep at random times.

Originally Posted by elanifave

XD This is such a weird topic. I would totally want to be narcolepsy. It's sort of funny to think of people falling asleep at random times.

indeed it is XD

Another good one would be gangrene... I guess it's not a disease.

I'd actually want to be epilepsy. More of a condition than a disease, but still. <_<

I'd wanna be AIDS.
LOL. No idea why.
I just would want to be able to say "Hahahah you have AIDS." O_o;

Originally Posted by x-Snuffy

I'd wanna be AIDS.
LOL. No idea why.
I just would want to be able to say "Hahahah you have AIDS." O_o;

xD I lol'd. That would be awesome.

Originally Posted by x-Snuffy

I'd wanna be AIDS.
LOL. No idea why.
I just would want to be able to say "Hahahah you have AIDS." O_o;

haha, such evil thought ;PP

@Pkero and Sweet: If I were AIDS I'd be like this constant reminder to the person too (Only if it's one of those people that has sex with someone KNOWING they have AIDS and don't tell the person or use protection.) :]

I'd be... A heartattack.

Cause I make unpredictable comments to my friends that shock them.

Hmm

Either Cushing's Disease or Genetic Dwarfism. XD

No reason, I just think they're both interesting!

Genital herpes, or warts, or some other non-lethal but incurable STD. Why?

A lot of my ex-best friends who screwed with me when I was young and impressionable turned into teenage sluts. Oh, sweet payback...*evil laughter*

I wouldn't mind being pneumonia. It's very quiet and sinister in the way that it comes on. By the time you realize you have it - it's already advanced into severe states.

I had to put this due to the fact I just got out of the hospital with pneumonia. They stuck me full of holes for almost a week, after I'd already been running a 103.4 fever for a week before going to the hospital. :lol: