Normally I'll just say:
'STFU' it works fairly well.
I've made good use of the four would phrase. :]

I say "bitch, please." and then walk away.
That usually does the trick for annoying people. xD

Or I could agree with Snuffy wiht the "STFU" thing. That works too.

Ah haha! I just deal with them. My sister says I need to get more aggressive. o__________< Like this annoying little.. person.. nuclei.. thing named Maddie. She's rude and in all the time, most people can't deal with her, and yet I manage to put up with her. Ohnononono. D8; And she's a teacher kiss-up. When they're not looking, however.. o:

Lmao, I really did say the 8th one!! xDD

Phaha. Annoying people.

I either don't say anything to them or .. I don't know ;o

I could say a lot of things ;] I have said a lot of things.

Its most likely that I just ignore them and let them do their own thing unless they're annoying me.

x]

I will do either or some of the following.

1. I ignore them
2. Tell them to stup up
3. Yell at them

Lol, annoying people aren't really worth talking to.
I walk away.

Unless they're the really really annoying ignorant kind, in which case I sometimes have to rant. They're rather long, unique rants though.

er...its more of my expression than what i say to annoy someone >.<;
but id sometimes say, "nye nye nye" and do the face like ive no interest in him...
the most that i do is probably ogle them? >.O

Um, actually, I try not to be moral. I mean, once they get the message that your fist needs a workout, they leave you alone. Well, works for me. But but-- there ARE people that will just not SHUT THE HELL UP. And, they need special care and treatment. ^ ^

I try to make it sound pleasant.

My most used one I say is: You know how funny it is that whenever you say something, I can see a lightbulb that is not blinking. I think you need to call your local life department for help. If not, I suggest you go to your local doctor for aid. If he can't do it, beat him to a pulp and go to court. Court is where everything you say matters. Like where people actually care, you know? About what you say, I mean.

Try to be cynical yet blunt. Leave 'em speechless.

"Can you just stop talking...or breathing?"

"Hmm, lack of interest has lead me to ignorance."

Personally I like this one. I will use it now that i have seen it but I never had a way to tell someone you don't care "saying" until now.

I cannot control saying it and I know that it is highly rude and if anyone ever said it to me, they would be smacked. "Do you think I really care?" It's one of those things that I hate saying but it just slips out of the tongue. *it's one of the reasons why I did not major in politics. Think about saying that to a world class leader. xD.*

I know...but cynical comments are a waste of breath on these people who don't even care (or else they wouldn't be annoying).

I say we beat them up. It's easier.

"Fuck you Thomas, go eat a dick and choke and die."

Didn't like him and haven't talked to him since.

I've told them that my boyfriend would eat their babies. Especially to those people in those kiosks in the middle of the malls trying to put lotion on you xD

:S I could never be so mean to people, haha
I'm a goodie two shoes I guess >.>
I usually just try and get away from them by saying I have to go to my next class or go to the library or i'm meeting someone.
Or, if they're repeating something, I'd tell them that I've already heard it.
But... if it's my dad, who really gets on my nerves, I get really irritated and I'm short with him.

haha, best comeback ever. You guys should...you know...^ ^

"Get a life. I heard they had a special on those at Wal-Mart."
"Oi Vey..."
"Aw get off yerself. Don't you have anything better to do than annoy people with higher IQ's?"

I know. I'm awful at comebacks. Truly, Truly awful.

Wow, those are the common yet effective ones!

There's this kid in my class that needs to go find himself.
He's mixed with everything under the sun, and he has no personality of his own. He just tries to be a carbon copy of this guy just about everyone like, and people hate he's so fake.
To get most people to talk to him (the majority of the girls and some of the boys) he's got to irritate them. I had a mini food fight with a friend and he pops in out of nowhere and throws a steamed carrot at me.
I turned to him and said:
'Don't throw crap at me. I don't like you, I didn't touch you, so don't touch me.'
I guess it sounds mean, but I really don't like this kid.

Maybe if he was his own person, and didn't do stupid stuff like drink and smoke (weed maybe...) more people would like him.
>:' S

Originally Posted by Popcorn Gun

There's this kid in my class that needs to go find himself.
He's mixed with everything under the sun, and he has no personality of his own. He just tries to be a carbon copy of this guy just about everyone like, and people hate he's so fake.
To get most people to talk to him (the majority of the girls and some of the boys) he's got to irritate them. I had a mini food fight with a friend and he pops in out of nowhere and throws a steamed carrot at me.
I turned to him and said:
'Don't throw crap at me. I don't like you, I didn't touch you, so don't touch me.'
I guess it sounds mean, but I really don't like this kid.

Maybe if he was his own person, and didn't do stupid stuff like drink and smoke (weed maybe...) more people would like him.
>:' S

Maybe he is his own person. It's just that people don't know what to say to him in the first place, and he doesn't realize that. I think...that he shrouds himself in too much of that stuff, that people can no longer see the true person that he is underneath. :/

I don't know him at all, so I'm not going to make any instant judgments. XD

i told some kid to act his age and not the size of his... erm... pants.

i'm mean, i know.

Um...but what if he has really SMALL pants? Then...he can like...act "youth extra small".

Wow, I really like all of those 10 lines. All I do whenever anyone annoys me is sigh and pretend that that person isn't there. Yes, that's all I do. I hate myself for doing that. I wish I could go up and say those things to people who annoy me.

I often say get over yourself.