My keyboard seems to be infested.

I was recently part of a text Skype convo, and had to leave. One of my friends wanted to know why I hadn't been spending much time online lately, and of course, I replied:

"I'm busty."

Well, at least I'm honest.

I've also once insisted that someone had the "ferocity of a wild breast."

Freudian, maybe.

I think it's some sort of conspiracy that the "c" key is so close to the "x" on a qwerty keyboard, too. I've typed in "sex" for "sec" about thirty times.

What's your worst typo? If you don't have a particularly memorable one, I could always go hunt down bash.org for some too. ;P

I do that all too often, lol. I can't recall any at the moment, but yeah...all too often. CX

Rofl, that happened to a friend of mine too.
Three of my friends and I were having a conversation on MSN, one guy asked his friend Bobby for something I can't remember. 'Bobby' came out as 'booby' and my friend and I cracked up like mad.
That's about it x]

"Alright, I hope I don't get in trouble for this, but it is true. I wanted to call one of my friends, over instant messenger a wild duck, but the 'd' and 'f' keys were right next to each other so instead I called him a wild fuck." >< "He was flattered but I was so embarrassed. Also, I have a saved number of typos from a friend of mine that I find quite funny. I shall post them now." ...... "Actually, I just reviewed my friend's typos and.. they are a lot worse than mine and this is a PG-13 site so.. Sorry, can't post them."

I just reviewed that bash.org you speak of. Found one of the most hilarious things on there.

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<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

That happens to me all of the time! XD

Constantly having to correct myself..My spelling mistakes are the same as yours. "Sex" for "Sec"..or "Brest" for "Best", it happens. But my 'typos' are mainly in my sentences. X3

I was talking to my friend the other day, and I typed to him:
"Its okay, you have better things to do besides me." I forgot to add "talk to" XD

Hey, atleast I laughed..I havent laughed that hard in like...ever! X3

This reminds me of a motivational poster with the someone posting a cyber chat into the wrong chat XD

Originally Posted by murron

That happens to me all of the time! XD

Constantly having to correct myself..My spelling mistakes are the same as yours. "Sex" for "Sec"..or "Brest" for "Best", it happens. But my 'typos' are mainly in my sentences. X3

I was talking to my friend the other day, and I typed to him:
"Its okay, you have better things to do besides me." I forgot to add "talk to" XD

Hey, atleast I laughed..I havent laughed that hard in like...ever! X3

I once told a friend of mine who had been staying up far too late:

"I want you in bed, now."

That wasn't so bad, but what followed and her response was better.

"... that didn't come out the way you wanted, did it..."
"No, no it didn't."
"That's okay. It came out the way I wanted. ;D"

I can't really come up with anything right now.. that I'd remember.

it's just very common to write typos using the dictionary thingy on your cell, you know?
well this is a finnish word, but typing "see" will actually give you the word "do/have sex" at first.. and a lot of times people miss it >.< it's a bit hard to explain, but the finnish word is "nähdä" and it comes out as "naida"... -.- I'm pretty sure you can imagine what kind of hysteria that typo can result to..

I had some bad typos, but not that bad! XDD
The keyboards need to keep all the keys away from each other, so that we don't spell some ...interesting words.

Edit: rofl Sagitar! I get it, I get it! Put it together in a sentence and that'd be hilarious! XD

"I want to post the bits and pieces of conversation my friend and I had where he had so many typos but.. it all has to do with sexual typos and I know if I post it I will be banned faster than I can refresh the page.... CURSES!" Pouts.

Originally Posted by Kiss

I once told a friend of mine who had been staying up far too late:

"I want you in bed, now."

That wasn't so bad, but what followed and her response was better.

"... that didn't come out the way you wanted, did it..."
"No, no it didn't."
"That's okay. It came out the way I wanted. ;D"

Oh my god! Total win X3!

Stuff like that happens..most times you just gotta roll with it..makes life more interesting.<3

Total win agreed! So true. Go with the flow, no matter how embarrassing! XD

I was RPing once, and almost hit enter when I noticed that I didn't add the 'c' on 'chair'...so the sentence read "He pulls out your hair."

Otherwise, nothing memorable. I love these others lots more.

"Haha, this has nothing to do with typos, but it does have to do with conversations with people over the internet. I just had this conversation with my friend and I just though it was too funny not to show to people, so here it is."

gothicfruitstand (4:48:43 PM): *poke*
MoonBloodElf (4:49:04 PM): -Dies-
gothicfruitstand (4:49:08 PM): O__O
gothicfruitstand (4:49:47 PM): *res!*
*Heal!*
*blood transfusion!*
*CPR!*
*Heart transplant!*
MoonBloodElf (4:50:01 PM): -Zombie- Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
gothicfruitstand (4:50:06 PM): *flee!*

Oh wow, Nephilia, that is so awsome X3

Least he/she tried to save you..its the thought that counts.

"But.. but he killed me in the first place!"

Oh, I make lots of bad typos.
Lots of times when I try to type "kiss" I end up typing either "kidd" or "loss"
So I'm talking to my boyfriend on IM, I try to let him know I want to kiss him, with a "*kiss*" and suddenly I'm either giving birth or losing something. >.O

And I've done the same thing you mentioned in your first post. "Just a sex" instead of "Just a sec"

And one time my boyfriend and I were talking about JC Penneys. He attempted to say "I like penneys" but somehow ended up with the typo "I like pennis" XDDDD
He caught it before he sent it, but he told me about it anyway. Much lulz.

eh, can't remember my worst typo...
but its something have to do with bad words i think..
i was supposed to type something thats has no bad meanings...for example, i was supposed to type "yummy" but instead i typed "dummy"... >.<;
but thats not the word, its something in other languange, not english =D

I hate when I make smilie typos. Typing :) instead of :( when a friend is talking about something sad just makes me feel terrible. >.>

once i actually had a 'typo outloud' momment.

see, my friends and i took a trip to new york with a bunch of other people. one day, when we were walking down the street, this woman was wearing a dress with no bra and her boobs looked like they just went on and on. so, wanting to say "her boobs are hanging!" i instead said "her hangs are boobing!"

that was a bad momment for me. >_<

I once had a typo that said 'good nuts' to a guy and i was trying to type good nites. XD it was weird. o_o"

For some reason whenever I go to type "hair" I always add a y to the end of it.

"I'll be right back, just gonna brush my hairy.
Uhh...
hair**"

x__x;


@Tracy: I do those too. Lmao. XD

"I hate it when I have verbal typos. Its like I want to say one thing but it comes out another, not even related to but sounds like what I wanted to say yet it is always ten times worse and I get stared at strangely for it." -_-

I don't seem to make typos, I make word-o's instead. I always read out in my head what I'm saying before I type it (not on purpose, it just happens), so I've mistaken words that rhyme for each other plenty of times. They look even weirder than typos, since people can't tell what you're talking about and they think you said the word on purpose xDD