This is the official home of the Sporkan Army.

Here you shall find those dedicated to learning the ways of the Spork for the protection of all of Menewsha.

Alternativley you are more than welcome to come in, put yout feet up and chat about whatever catches your fancy.

This thread is dedicated to Barry the Chimera, and all who ride on him.

Thread event!
10th page winner and receiver of the was Red Rose! Was Zenoxy
Competition for page 50! First person to post using the word Lemon wins a Hulahula Necklace.- Winner HIM_ROCK
good luck all!

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Innbo Bimbo.

Here shall be the chronicles of the Sporkan Army, for anyone who didn't manage to keep up with us XD

HIM_ROCK let slip secret information about her smuggling

Well everything is calm again or still calm. Well for the moment it is. Mr Mayor has found out that I'm the one who's been supplying Shifty Steve with all his produce. Mr Mayor knows I'ma pirate!!

Of coarse the pirating may explain the cannon

Lets get some viniger and some baking soda and make a mini cannon by mixing the vinger and the baking soda together in one of those little film cases. I want to do that now.

Then we can have a flour fight.

The fight that followed was not the best time to be evil

* Dumps bag of flour over HIM_ROCKS hair turning it white*. Now you look like an old woman Muwhahaha..rk Achoo. Flour is not good when trying to do an evil laugh.

Remember to never nark HIM off

You are one scary lady HIM_ROCKS or should I call you Godzilla Robinson?

Despite all these early escapades our first major triumph was proving that Mr Mayor likes musicals

Young man, I could show you a thing or two about the time warp, I danced it with Li Mei during the New Year bash and wore her out, I'll teach her to say that I'm dorky!

Having worn Mr Mayor out from too much dancing we all sat down to guard his sleep

Ah ha. A spork. Now we can be a Sporkan Army. Ready and willing to protect our snoozing leader.

And that is how we became the Sporkan Army.

When I continue you will learn all about Barry and Chimera curry.

Role Call
Commander in chief- Mr (Sir Shifty Steve) Mayor
General- Antiorder,
Person in charge of Llama clothes- zenoxy
Chief Medic- Yarrian
Corporals- Aeisha
Discipline Officer in Charge of Feathers and Tar- Caspian

Offical Army mule- Barry the Chimera
Zoo staff
General in charge of Zoo- HIM_ROCK
Zoo Vet- Guitar Hero


Please note these will change as people become more active in the army and complete whatever random missions you might be given (not that there's really likely to be missions)

The Army is open and officially taking recruits.

I take-uth the first post *gets out box of sporks* We shall eat Barry/Chimera/Odysseus.

Chimera curry for all!

The many meals we shall have Chimera roast, Chimera sandwiches ect.

There's no one here either. We are alone as the Sporkan Army

So we are. All the more chimera for us.
Still it might get a little lonely. *pokes menewsha.* Come on people don't be afraid, I wont bite, much anyway.

Maybe if we threaten them with not being able to try any Chimera stew they will come and join us. Or maybe even no cookies for those who don't join.

i have wielded a spork a few times and i shall become highly dedicated to the ways of the SPORK !! >3<

go sporks !!

puts a spork end up my nose and walks around asking were the packs of ready made chicken and pasta are!!

WERREEAGHTHEY!!!

No cookies is truly a terrifing threat.
Maybe we should find Sir Mayor and invite him to join, he could be our mascot. Everybody seems to love him and he's quite good at attracting Barry.
And look, people. Hello everybody. *hands out packs of chimera curry and cookies*.

That we should Mr Mayor seems to be the Barry magnet.


EmoHelium thou shalt become very good with a spork or else I shalt spork thy.

And isn't that painful MayuSatomiJuRei. :shock:

I wonder if there's some sort of dance we can do to help attract Barry. I think Sir Mayor said that being depressed summons him, but that sounds rather boring.

Be careful MayuSatomiJuRei if it slips then you might get stabbed in the eye, which would hurt. And I'm not sure we could patch you up to well.

I think Mr Mayor is THE BARRY MAGNET *dramatic music plays* Barry only seems to turn up when Mr Mayor is arround. We could try doing Thriller that might attract Barry.

Or maybe we could try the time warp and see if it attracts Sir Mayor. We never did get him into the fish nets >_<

I got Mr Mayor into the corset but not the fish nets. LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

O.O a second page. I think we should have our own party in order to commemorate it.
*finds boom-box* now all we need is chocolate snow.
Oh and here *leads in a llama* I stole him off Sir Mayor when he wasn't looking. He's also called Barry, this way all those who join the Army can practice before we make them find the real Barry to ride.

No one else seems to be joining. They don't want to eat Barry!

Your right. Maybe we should hide the curry for a bit and see if they come then. After we've sucked them in and they can't escape us, we can persuade them to try it.

We'll get them in with something they can't refuse like ice cream. Then KABLAM they're trapped in the Sporkan Army, if they're willing to stay.

Ice cream would be good. Ben and Jerry's Phish food as nobody can resist that.

*pout* all the items I want seem so expensive now that I can't just buy the cheap event stuff. And I hear we're not having a proper event for St Paddy's and Easter, but there making up new events. I think that sounds like more fun, but it'll depend on what they do.
Ooo look at me babble, I really need to stop doing that.

No proper events for St Patric's day or easter *looks horrified* as long as they make it up to us it's fine.

I'm sure they will. I'm looking forward to seeing what they come up with.
Now I think we should organise the kidnapping of Sir Mayor so that we can use him to brighten up the place. Or maybe just his hat would do.

If we have the whole of Mr Mayor, Barry will probibly turn up so we can attack him and get up on his back again.