Gagh! Not you damn reporter people again. I thought I told you the last time to leave me alone. I'll set Barry the Llama on you, then you'll regret it!

I own Barry the llama.

So do I. And he likes me better, he told me so. It might be because I gave him all those sugar lumps but bribary always works.

Well I was the one who won Barry the llama in a game of strip poker against Mr Mayor.

Ah yes but then you donated him to the Army and so now he is owned jointly by all who serve in it.

But...but...I licked the llama's face and yelled claimed.

Fine Barry the llama can be yours.

But the rest are mine. All mine Muwhahaha. And a truely fearsome group of mecha llama they are. And they shall go out and smite my enemies one by one, till there is no one left in my way. And then the world shall be mine. All mine!!!

Err I mean I shall use them for the good of Mene and for the protection of the good Sir Mayor.

Yes just like I shall use those pictures of you dancing on a bar for the good of mene.

You got pictures of that! damn now i'm ruined. However shall I take over mene now.

Everyone's seen those pictures already though...

Can I have a Llama? Antiorder, would you steal all the Llama from me? T_T What will I tell the children when they ask why we don't have a Llama?

You can have one llama. *points at old decrepid llama limping about* That one.

Fine, but when our children want to know why their Llama is decrepid I'll point them at you...and you know how annoying children can be...

I'll just say HIM told me to. Then leave her with the little ankle bitters. After all she does love them so XD

I'll raise them to not be distracted!

Will you really. You get distracted all the time. i'll just keep coming round with shiny things and they shalla always be distacted.

Shush you. My poor babies will grow up with no attention span! Damn you!

Who needs an attention span. i mean really, i don't have one and look at me XD

Exactly! Next think I know the kids will be writing smut on the train and riding on chimera! Not that that's a bad thing for them to be doing...might build character...

Carry on.

Riding Barry is fun and should be done by every thing. We have an intire training shedule for those who want to learn how to do it themselves.

Somehow guys this feel like a really weird place to stick my nudist toes into the conversation..>.>;;

Still! It has to be done! Go forth toes, and wiggle!

Hello Caspian. *glomps* It's very nice to see you here.
I hope to see more of your little nudist toes about the place as well!

You're not doing anything to convince me o buy shoes Anti..>.> Hmm..

Anti..

Ordy..

Ao...

So many possibilities ^_^

The genrally used one is Anti but you can come up with your own.
And who needs shoes. Okay so they're warm and pretty and stop you hurting your feet but is that really so improtant

Not so important at all!
You couldn't drop hammers on your toes if you wore shoes after all!

o.o

<3

I return again from failing to find Barry's new hide out. But I do have more pictures of AntiO's drunken antics.