*Spraypaints a new one white with green shamrocks and gives it to Dragon*

ARGH! I've been stabitied with a green spork. I shalt chug ehough Guinness for both me and my friend the leprachaun who's in Greenland on holiday. For I am an honary leprachaun.

Yay! ^_^
[gratefully accepts the new spork and stabs HIM too] ^_^

Guinness is not meant to be chugged. You are obviously not a true Irishman/woman!

ARGH! Why is everyone stabiting me. *hides in green cardbored box of laprachauney doom* I SHALT shlurp the Guinness very loudly and rudely in a very rude manner infornt of people who think it's rude to shlurp. *shlurps Guinness*

RRRRRRRRRRAWERRRRRR! NOONE CAN HIDE FROM MEEEH~

*Tears apart the cardbored box*

*uses incredinbly handy leprachaun dissaprearing trick* I feels like Hudinnni, however you spell his name.

LoL.

[Finds a small cardboad box, spray paints it green, and wears it as a helment while wielding my shamrock covered spork.]

*Spraypaints a box of equal size white with shamrocks, and wears it as a helmet*

ALRIGHT, DRAGONESS! LETS GOOOOO~~~
*Battlecry of the sports*
OOOOLOOOLOOOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOO~

Anyone want to join me in an Irish dance with the green llamas?

[battle cries and jumps onto a green llama's back. Stops battle crying and shouts wheee! While steering the llama around all crazy like]

*Jumps on another llama and runs joust-style into HIM, spearing her on the green spork*

*looks down* ooooh that's gonna hurt in the morning. Well it would if I wasn't the loving dead. Being undead is great! Well unless you're one of the rotting undead then it's not so great.

[continues riding the green llama around in no particular direction.] Wheee! ^_^

Well, now, you rot!

Wheee! [begins singing about riding the llama]

NOOOOOOOOOO! I can't rot who will run the zoo? Also I need to meet up with my undead Casanova again.

I'll run the zoo! *Puts "Zoorunner" crown on top of the cardbored shamrock helmet*

"Llama, llama, llama!
Oh I love to ride the green llama!
Waves my shamrock spork around!
Oh so much fun!
Llama, llama, llama!"

*dies and waits for a foolish alchemist to come and attempt human transmution*

*Giggles*

"Llama, llama, llama!
Oh, llama!
llama, llama, llama, Spork!"

*Sings with Dragoness~*
Llama llama here's a llama!
Green, oh, leprechaun-y llama!
Llama llama Guinness, llama,
Llama Llama spork!

Woot! Sing it Clorrisa! ^_^

"Llama, llama, spork, spork!
Llama, llama, spork!
Green llama, red llama, purple llama!
Wheee!"

*comes back from the dead the phone up alchemist to come perform human transmution, then dies again*