WELL GO GET BACON, DAMN IT.

*Gives you $20 and sends you off to the grocery store*

*returns from grocery store* I has found some! It was a long and arduous quest through the dark realms known best as Asda. I had to fight against those wierd guys who always seem to hang abour supermarketsl ate at nighy, I even managed to defeat a granny!
I hope you don't mind smoked bacon.

YAY bacon! *rugby tackles Edgar who has been running round in circles*

Do not mind!

Now

YOU MAKE BACON FOR ME TO SANDWICH

Brown sauce okay with you. As you really need brown sauce with your bacon sandwich or else it just ain't right.

No. no Brown sauce. Just Mayo, Lettuce, and tomato, and bacon on breads!

*staggars in dressed as a hobo with bottle of vodka in brown paper bag* Where is *hic* everyone ?

*walks in* hello hello~Oh dears I missed you all! D; <333

Whoah you return *has Edgar run in while having a piggieback round the sporkan army fort*

EEEE!HIM *sends hugs and kisses her way as she piggie rides on*

*falls of Edgar* How are you Zen? *runs over and hugsI

*huggles* I've been good, just a bit busy ;D <333

How about yourself dear? ;D <333

I'm good thanks.


As an update seeing as you haven't been around for a while: there was alot of craziness before Saint Patrics day which resulted me getting speared by a giant spork died and then had my alchemist killed who was comming to use me for a human transmution so then I ended up doing my own human transmution. Then after that I decided to bring back Edgar Allen Poe, whom is hanging round with me. Then this topic died for three days and now it's back looking better than it did a few days ago.

That took a major amount of time for that text to sink in, died?! O _O

Wow life without the llama clothes person is rather hectic xD

The tread died it was so scary! I was here for three days all alone. I was very nearly fossilized. Then it came back to life. It seems to be ok now.

MUWHAHAHAHA! I have come to suck your blood, or chocolate spread anyway.

*huggles you both* it won't ever happen again ;D <333

Gee golly gosh, you too Anti!ITs been forever! D;

I am here so I don't go back to The Turd Petition on gaia because it's so funny to read. Anywho I'm here to TORMENT you.

Turd petitions~ :lol:

I was just reading up on people getting unfairly banned :lol:

Some of the arguments are ludicrous, while some are compelling and Im wondering why they aren't back O _O

Someone has made a petition to try and get a refund on the infinity hat. What made the turd petition even funnier was this:

A Grand Petition For a More Cultured and Educated Gaia!!!

.:The Turd Petition:.


I found that so funny.

:lol: I wanna look that one up now <3333

Oh dear. More Gaia antics. Everytime I go on there I get annoyed and end up running straight back on to Mene.

And hello there Zen, Sorry I ain't been around. I shall make the most of huggles whilst they are about.

And I just noticed my eggs are cracking. I can't wait to see whats in them, I have one hidden under my hat too! As for easter items do you think I should get the little chick, of the little lamb, I can't decide which, and I promised my self I'd only get one.

It's probibly going to be some horrible monster that's going to eat us hatching out of these eggs. And I don't get a choice in if I want them to hatch?! I want a lamb but I'm poor after spending my golds on the St Patric's day event.

Lols Im temtped ever so much to abuse my ablity to use the speaker at my school and church and all those places with speakers xD

YEah I noticed it was cracking, it cracked and ticked about 5 hours ago O _O

@HIM_ROCK:
Yeah I know O _O

It might be a horrid monster xD

I know the St Patrick's day pain. I was just managing to get some money together then the easter stuff was here. I shall never get a new out fit at this rate.

Such is life. I shall just have to hope for something amusing in my eggs.