Okay guys, after a bit of thought I have the prize for page 101 (I decided it was a more amusing number than just 100).
And the prize is (drum roll please)


Now I just need to decided on what to do with the post rules. I was thinking maybe the first person to post something bird related maybe. Any ideas.

*shuffles in* I have an announcement...I am leaving The Sporkan Army to join Vicktoria and her evil ways.

NOOO!!! You can't leave us HIM. Or maybe you can, but you still need to come see us plenty.

I can never return for Vicktoria has turned me into a LittleKuriboh Zorc & Pals cult person *shifty eyes*

But the llama's will miss you! And who shall I be able to ride Barry with. Not to mention we just got an illegal shipment of super bouncy pogo sticks, I need someone to test them!

Ok ok I admit it you forced it out of me...I swear to tell the the truth, the whole truth and nothing but I'm up to no good.

So what (other than possibly the date) has persuaided you to leave Mr (Shifty Steve) Mayor and join with the ever so very happy Miss Valentine.

The date *twich* is the main reason *twitch* and vicktoria apparently has cookies. THE ROBOT BAR MAID TOLD ME!! That bar maid has hypnotic powers, don't look straight into it's swerling...swerling...swer...It's eyes. That robot is here to infiltrate us!!

You mean it's a spy! Oh dear, we had this problem a while ago. I think we gave the spy then a bit of chocolate and he agreed to work for us. I doubt that'll work on a robot though.
*Hands HIM the magic bag of unending lollipops* Munch your way through that until you rediscover the way of the spork. I'm gonna go find a magnet, see if I can do something about that robot.

*eyes bag of lolipops* They better not taste horrible and be some kind of special April fool lolipops. *pulls out pink spork shaped lolipop and starts eating it* yum strawberry flavor.

They're whatever flavour you want them to be. And magnets make the robot to weird things. Like spin round and round in circles and start singing country music.

I vote we send the evil spy crazy country music singing robot to the DDR company after they sent us a crazy malfunctioning DDR machine.

*sneaks around the newly built pen*

I concur. That kills two birds with one stone, and you should always throw stones in glass houses!

And hello there Zen. You really shouldn't sneak, you might get hit by a passing stone XD

*drags crazy robot which is still singing country songs out of The Innbo Bimbo then puts stamp and address label on it and sends it off* That crazy robot will arrive in their office in about half an hour thanks to super express delivery.

[takes up my spork at school and uses it on people I don't like! ^_^]
Yep, I am at school, so I can't really stay long.

Edit: I am home! ^_^

*dives into thread*

*sporks you all* :B

I can sneak, but I guess i have to be careful now won't I? D=

We need cards! :O

"Proud to be sporkan!" xD <3333

Ph33r my giant spork! :D

*hides in pen*

@Zenoxy: XD What are you doing?

Hiding

Don't you see!Spork fights are to happen!

@zenoxy: Aaaaahh! XD I see now. :D

Totally

I don't wanna get caught in any fights, me and Yar do the llama clothes D:

Sewing and knitting take peace and quiet!