But it was actually a purple lightbulb. Owch!
Next word, Edgar.

Then i found a book On Edger Ellen po!

Next word: Hobo

He was a hobo that lived on the corner of Washington Street and Vine and screamed about the end of the world brought on by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Next word: French Bread

Peter Piper decided to switch all the pickels with french bread.

Next Word: Peircings

He was feeling pretty rebellious after that, so he went down into town to pierce his nose and get a pickled pepper tattooed on his back.

Next Word: Motorcycle

The rebellien fueled by tattooing, he then stole a motorbike and joined a gang.

Next word: Mohawk

There he fell in love with a girl with a pink mohawk and a tattoo of a tuffet on her tongue.

Next Word: Highway

She said, "lets go to France" and he said "no Vietnam" and she said "its my way or the highway."

Next word: Mermaids

So he said "See ya later" and went to get another rebellious tattoo of topless mermaids on his leg before taking off to Vietnam.

Next Word: Dragon

Upon arriving in vietnam he found it had been overtaken by toy dragons.

Next word: lollipop

So he used a lollipop lance to battle them and became the hero of Vietnam!

Next Word: Worship

And all the people of vietnam killed him off and contined to worship the remaining toy dragons

Next word: red

The preferred the red dragons over the blue dragons and tried to get rid of the blue ones, but the dragons used their rainbow magic to turn everyone into bunnies.

Next word: daisies

The bunnies then sat around making daisy chains to decorate the local hall for the upcoming festival.

Word: Monks

And the monks came down from the hills with mochi for everyone.

Word: evil

That evil dude who killed millions totally did a jig!

Word: Cage

So the bunnies put him in a cage and made him battle Godzilla.

Word: cookie

The evil guy watched the battle eating a cookie.

Word: Rabid

The bunnies turned rabid and ate everything in their path that moved.

Word: sleep

The bunnies then went to sleep.

Word: Jiggles

A tiger named Mr. Jiggles came along and ate them all.

Word: Egg

I once heard that egg talk. It said I was crazy!

Word: waffles!!

But then the waffles responded to it, so I knew I was ok if the waffles could hear it too.

Word: bedtime

But now it's my bedtime, so goodnight!

Word: Chimichanga

If you don't take the proper precautions, a chimichanga will eat your dreams!

Word: marker