If I have to go to prison, probably from stealing a bubble gum? XD

i don't know. I'm bad at sneaking around and do bad things without getting known. People always say I'm the type of person with the worst poker face ever!

XD It would probably be soemthing stupid like accidentally walking out while wearing jewelry, or something related to assault. Or if it were my choice, prison for climbing through an air duct![so many heist movies *_*]

I might go to prison for killing a rapists... especially a rapist who raped someone I knew or myself. (That's right! XD I ain't like most people, you don't touch me without permission and get away with it. *Angry Growl.*)

Serial killer of pedophiles. Go me!

I'd be a vigilante... taking the law into my own hands. Where the light the justice does not shine I shall be a beacon of retribution! Evil doers who slip through the cracks will get what's coming to them!

But when Johnny Law does eventually catch up to me, the nation shall weep. The media will cry for my release. And the people shall gather by the thousands in my support.

...

Yeah. Sounds better than just sitting here eating Doritos.

I'd probably go to jail for accidently killing some guy in a LARP battle.
(live action role playing)
Although I have never LARP'ed before, I imagine that if I ever do, I might just get a smidge out of hand, and start casting magic missle on everyone's ass.

id probebly go to jail for disturbing the peace im very vocal about my oppinons (not always a good thing)

I could very seriously go to prison for piracy. Yay for LimeWire!

Other than that, I could imagine myself going to jail/prison for civil disobedience and rabble rousing. I have this ideological trouble making streak that I haven't ever fully let loose before, but could quickly get out of hand. :D

@Spunkifull: Haha, I'm right there with you! I've never LARP'ed either, but I've always wanted too, and spell casters are my favorite class, sooooo, yeah.

I can agree with you on killing criminals for molestation/rape since that sort of crime is so disgusting and scarring for the victim that if it ever happened to me I'd either kill the person who did or attempted and kill myself. That sort of act just makes my skin crawl. Of course it'd have to be premeditated if it happened to a friend since I don't want to get caught but I don't want a jackass like that to live on to do that to others.
But if I had to go to jail I guess it would be for defending myself or someone else. It can happen since burglars can sue a home owner for breaking their leg or stabbing them because of unnecessary force...which I find completely stupid. If someone breaks into your home you have the right do defend yourself, family, and possessions. My mom advised that if it ever happened just to kill the burglar so he can't sue. XD But killing rapists/pedos/molesters sounds good too. :twisted:

I can't think of any reason. I'm the definition of goody-two-shoes. Dx

xerox - haha, what an idea..
that might be hillarious on the news like you mentioned.
BUT, it might not be that way for your stomach..
poor it for having to eat 'something raw' ;O

Probably for killing someone who messed with my husband. I've gotten into fights before with other girls that tried to hit on him. Luckily, he's a good boy and doesn't find any other girl besides me attractive. I sure do get possessive though. The only other thing I would get arrested for is probably fighting, although I try not to fight.

I'm not very violent, and I have a very guilty concious. I don't think no matter what, I could ever actually kill someone, unless I was being raped and killed him trying to get away. @___-;;

Maybe arrested for downloading music, but that's not illegal... Hmmm.... Jaywalking?

Killing my brother or robbing bookstores across america.

I would go to jail because of a massive kamikaze attack on the planet. :3

i am completely a goody-two-shoes, so the only crime i think i might be convicted of would be something really pathetic like plagiarism, helping someone cheat or something like that.

I'm probably going to go to jail for being a rebel xD Nothing really major though, I'm not stupid! @ [email protected] Just I rebel against other people too much sometimes, but the rebel in me is going away little by little.

Well, realistically speaking, I'm terrified of cops. Not that I've done anything wrong, but I've read too many horror stories about them, I guess. So if I was alone in my car on some back road where there aren't many people to see what is going on, and a cop tried to pull me over, I'd probably freak and run. Get arrested for evading the police and resisting arrest or something.

As for the less likely scenario, I could also be arrested for killing someone (or, more likely, seriously messing them up) if they killed, tried to kill, raped, or did anything like that to one of my close friends or family.

I would go to prison for killing someone who harmed or killed someone I loved. I have a high vengence level when it comes to my loved ones getting hurt.

O.o
A lot of you guys are saying that you would kill a guy, but that's not the only way to go to jail you know.

I would most likely end up in prison for attacking one of the idiots I have to work with.
Every time one of them opens their mouth, I can feel the head ace coming on.

I'd probably go to jail for killing the person who killed a close friend or something. I mean, if someone broke into my house and got $200 that'd be bad but I'd get over it, but if they killed my best friend, that'd be personal :x

Assault, murder, or attempted murder of one of my current 'peers' in high school. A more justified, but not-really... would be killing someone or threatening someone who has endangered my friends & family.

LOL I thought I would post something I already did that would make go to prison haha. (But not gonna post that.)

Something simpler, I would probably go to prison for killing my neighbor's cat.
Don't get me wrong I love cats, but not this one, it's a freaking monster.

I'd also go to jail for stealing a baby's lollipop. :o

I'd probably go to jail for killing somebody who got on my nerves or abused my relatives more than I could imagine right now.