probably for crushing someone's face in

Stealing a car and lots of nice electronics, because im getting impatient saving the money for all the stuff i want. Oh a nice couch too!

I'd like to be arrested engaging in civil disobedience for a good cause. I am more likely to be arrested for possession, which could be construed as civil disobedience, but is certainly not the noble kind I'd rather get thrown in jail for.

Posession of Marijuana, Arson, and Homicide(George "Dubya" Bush)

I'd probably go to prison for violating one of those really weird and arcane laws floating around the books and I'd be famous as one of the few examples of those laws being enforced. :lol:

I'd go to jail for squishing an ant. :D

I'd probably go to jail for breaking something very valuable in a museum or something XD