Originally Posted by Clair Voyant

I don't know if this is weird to anyone, but to me, it's completly odd.

"How's life?"

Now, that may seem normal to anyone, but not when the same person asks you that question at least 5 times a day! Now that question is weird in my eyes.

I would answer: I don't know, I haven't met her. :lol:

okay that was lame. -hides forever-

I once fell asleep after I had dinner, woke up a few houres later, and thought it was morning. I hurried for the shower waited for a bit and went downstairs to have breakfast. The people down there were all like, you look tidy and refreshed and stuff. And I thought like duh its morning, so I didnt really reply. Then I soon came to realize it was still night time O_o

"Wait, it aint morning is it?! ._."

That was so silly.

Originally Posted by disturbed66

Heres a few of mine.
" When the forth of july?"

" how many toes does a fish have?"
hehe ^^ when im tired i get dumb

Haha! Lol, i get really dumb to when im tired!

"where do you keep the left handed hammers?"
"whats the difference between left and right?"
"did that just happen?"
"why am i white?"
"why doesn't my dog listen?"
"are you crazy?"

1 no such thing
2 im not telling you
3 no you imagined it
4 because you lack the pigment in your skin
5 It's a dog
6 If I were crazy i think you would know by now

"Wait wait wait...You mean Argentina ISN'T a state?"

Originally Posted by Ville Lempi

My friend Chas and I have awkward conversations. c:

"Wanna go get naked?"
"What?"
"It's a drink. Do you want to go get some?"
"Oh! I thought you wanted me to get naked. Don't scare me like that."

*cracks up*

Once, my friend and I were having an IM conversation.
He says: My mom got me heroin for my birthday! :D
I'm like: o.o; Your mom got you what?
He says: ...Its a CD, moron.
I said: Oh, I though you meant heroin, like drugs. o.o

xD

I get asked weird things too, like, when I got my lip pierced, my Nana said "How will you ever get married? D:"
Then after she got used to it, she said something along the lines of "You should get the other side done too, it'd be hot."
And I was just like "WTF? o.o"

Then there was the time in World History, when we were doing a unit on geography, and my friend was pointing at Russia with this confused look on her face and says "You're sure this isn't China?" xD

Ive actually been asked alot of weird questions befor my favorite of all time is "do bunnies lay eggs?". And no this question wasnt asked by a 3 year old but actually a 16 year old blonde lol. So yah I was just talking with some girls in my class and one of the blondes just randomly asks me if bunnies lay eggs and Im like what the heck gave you that idea. She said the easter bunny layed eggs so regular bunnies must lay eggs too right? I just laughed. It was pretty funny, I think she really may have thought bunnies layed eggs.

Lol, my friends and I always ask lots of guestions, and i asked some dude in my school: "Have i seen you around here?" And he is like: "ummm...no.." And he walks away. and i say this to my friend. "umm...he is in my math class." lol, its not as funny now, but it was funny when it happened xD.

Originally Posted by LazyKat

"Oh, so do you eat fish then?"

Asked when my vegetarianism came up in a conversation.

Also along the lines of vegetarianism,

"So you can't eat meat?"

That might not sound odd, but the fact is; I can, I choose not to.

Oh, I get that one alot. I'm a vegetarian as well and I don't know why but people seem to think that means that I somehow have a medical condition or something that prevents me from eating meat.

Another weird question, "Did the zombie duck eat your exploding cheese again?". The question actually kinda made sence in the conversation I was having with my sister and younger cousin. Which I think shows how odd our conversations are.

I was having dinner with some friends and my sister. My one friend had just introduced us to here new boyfriend.

My sister "Im 26"
Me "I'm 23"
Him "I'm 23 too, Are you girls sisters?"
Me, pointing to my sister jokingly "Yes, were twins."
Him "Really your twins? Kool."

I just stated our age difference >_>

well this one time I asked someone why the walls in wal-greens wasn't green it astonished me for weeks

We were talking about superman and I asked my brother who would win in a fight jackie chan or chuck norris....he didn't answer

another time I asked what chocolate would taste like if it popped like pop rocks....we were kinda talkin about nail polish o3o

I encounter these odd questions on a regular basis and my brother just says imma weirdy TT3TT it's not true I tell you! its not my fault they just come to me! They just wanna be answered D:

Well, I can put my legs behind my head, which people are wowed about, even though several can do it. Even though this question was not directed to me, I figured it to be weird.
I was showing off my talent in front of the campfire, and once I had left, my boyfriend's mom asked his friends if they had had.. nookie with a girl with her legs behind her head.

ya i hate it when people say "how's life?" it's kinda like saying "im gonna ask you how you are but im too lazy to say an extra word mostly cuz i don't actually care" why do people ask each other "how are you" when they dont really want to know. its just kinda funny. i dont know if its supposed to be respectful or something, but whatever.
I have some funny questions from my fast food job i work at arby's so here ya go:
"is there onions on the onion bun?"
"do you put raw meat on your sandwiches?"
"are curly fries cheesy?"
"can you pick off all the sesame seeds for me?"
"are you single?"(my personal favorite haha!!)

One strange question was stated by a friend in band: " Do you like tounge smoothies?"

Hmm, another one would probably be from my science teacher, it's not really a question but I found it funny: "Unless you have a six foot lead wall you can throw up quickly, these guys are gonna get you." We were talking about Gamma rays XD

I remember screaming "THE CHEESE IS ON FIRE!!! D8 QUICK!! GET THE MILK!!" but that's about it, I say too many odd things in my life. >>; You'd be freaked.