YES!!!! :P

have you ever accidently ruined someones birthday party

Nope. I don't think I've ever really went to a full-on birthday party before...mostly it's just small gatherings at a restautant.

Have you ever been to Thailand?

Nope but there was that one time I thought I was in Thailand

Have you ever made a cheesy reference?

Um...I'm not sure. Maybe I have o_O;

Have you ever wished you could spit fire like a dragon?

yes

have you ever set something on fire when cooking

Thankfully, no.

Have you ever melted something by accident?

yes :) lol

have you ever dressed up as a zombie for halloween

Yes. Years ago. ;D

Have you ever clogged a public toilet?

I don't think I have...I hope...o__O;;

Have you ever pranked someone that involved blowing something up?

no :) but thats a good idea

have you ever ate grass

I chewed on a blade of grass...does that count?

Have you ever tried dog food or cat food?

Haha yes when I was very young I tried cat food...not a pleasent taste. I don't suggest it to any one.

Have you ever tampered with someone's food when they weren't looking?

Really? I thought cat food (the dry bisquits, not sure about the wet soggy mush kind) was pretty nice minus the somewhat smelly fish taste o.O;;

Rarely, I once put some mud into a classmate's water about ten years ago because she was being an ass, but sadly she didn't drink it afterwards...it was probably too obvious xP

Have you ever wished that your parents would buy something for you (that you didn't tell them beforehand) and they did?

... No, i might just not be able to remember now though O.o"

Have you ever quit a game because it was too hard?

Often xD;;
Usually when the game wasn't my type anyway and I was only playing it to pass time.

Have you ever found a game so fun that you couldn't get away from it for hours on end? (say, five hours minimum?)

Yes XD, video games, I've wasted many a day playing, then felt guilty for not doing anything more productive.

Have you ever stolen something on accident? Like walking out of a store forgetting it was in your hand?

Yes, once or twice I think...good thing I remembered about ten steps later and hurried back to pay...>__>;;

Have you ever hated typing in the dark because you kept missing the right letters on the keyboard?

Usually, I hated typing in the dark for a different reason. I don't really look at the keys when I type.
However, when it's dark, it's typically late, and I couldn't type because, even though I didn't feel tired, I was still rather half-asleep.

Have you ever found a bird egg, wanted to raise it till it hatches, but then broke it?

sort of.
I found a robin's egg fully intact [ I thought ], but when I picked it up to take it home, I realized that there was a hole in the bottom of it and was, in fact, not whole. x3

have you ever gotten at someone for losing something of yours, but then realized that it was you who misplaced it?

Yes, I've blamed my brother many a time for my misplaced things. A couple times it was my own fault. xD


Have you ever broken a close family member//friend's prized possession?

Does accidentally dropping my brother's pet's baby mouse and causing it to die later on count?

Have you ever had a bad hair day in which you woke up with horrible hair, but nothing you did helped?

yeah, but then I gave up and put hairspray all over it and put it up in spikes.

Have you ever fallen in love with an emoticon? >>(Since everyone seems to fall in love with a fictional character of some sort)

Um. Not really. I've only like them very much and sometimes Squee at them, but not to the point of being in love with it...

Have you ever loved someone (fictional or not) to the point of wanting to have a doll made in their appearance no matter the costs?

uhm no x.o kinda freaky.

Have you danced and sang alone in front of your mirror?

Yes. xDDD

Have you ever eaten a sandwich, found that it was so delicious, that you just couldn't resist eating a load more than you should have?