The fact that they don't exist. :|
I have a person who I call my best friend, but I haven't really talked to them in months and I haven't seen them in forever. We were never that close to begin with.

I guess you could count my boyfriend. He's a bit overdramatic and his car is a toxic waste dump... XD I really, really wish he would clean his car.
Oh yeah. And sometimes he's a stubborn bastard. >_>

It really bugs me when my friend cries over something that's not that big of a deal to me. She's in her 20s while I'm almost 17, but I guess age isn't an issue in this case...

I also hate the fact that she's such a worrywart over her girlfriend (Yes, she is a lesbian). Something that's not even threatening her health happens, and she starts freaking out as if her girlfriend has cancer or something.

I just kind of which she'd calm down and see the good side of things ._.

Well my best friend isn't actually my best friend anymore.
After going through four years of being physically and mentally abused (no joke) I decided just to tell her to leave me alone.
She used to hurt me, broke my arm once, plus she was always putting me down and whenever I tried to be friends with anyone else it would get worse.

Now I've got a new bestie.
She's a lot nicer, a real friend, not a fake one like my previous best friend.
She's kind, has a sense of humor like me and we just get along really well.
It's cool!
=D

Honestly? I hate the fact that she's my type and is straight.

Sure, we'll stay up until 5am being total idiots on MSN, but I really do like her. DX Why are all the good ones unavailable?!

She's too selfish, and puts herself before the rest of us.

My best friend:
I think that she'll eventually betray me...
I hate that she's always talking about boys.. and gets into LOTS of trouble with them.. and only likes to discuss her troubles... she's really selfish and flirts with me just because she know I like girls... and sometimes she's like all over me like I would fall for her, she wants everyone to love her more like... hmmm flirts with everyone who might like her xDD she gets pissed off coz I don't fall for her flirting XD

All my best friends have betrayed me.. so I don't trust anyone anymore

I don't really have a best friend (as defined by giggly schoolgirls type of best friend, anyway)... instead I just have a few really good friends.

One of my friends is really nice, but sometimes I think she gets the feeling she has to be just as good or better at me all the time and she makes up excuses like "Yeah, my handwriting's kind of messy because I haven't been writing a lot in the holidays"... Apart from that, I love her to death as a friend xD

Another one of my friends is also basically a perfect friend, except she likes the same guy I like (but doesn't know it). I don't dislike her for that, though - I'm just pretty madly jealous/envious!

Last year I did have a friend I didn't dislike anything much about at all. We're at different schools now though, but we still talk on MSN sometimes. Still in contact <3

I honestly have no complaints about my best friend, he's really awesome.

I'm not sure. The friends that I had problems with aren't my friends anymore.
I can tell about my sister though(I consider her a friend, sort of). My younger sister drives me crazy! She completely guy crazy, which I guess is kind of normal for some teens, but I was never like that. She smokes, which is actually illegal because she is under eighteen. She's totally spoiled and throws fits about things(she doesn't cry anymore, now she just gets quiet and moody).
But the thing that annoys me most is that she turns into a total jerk if she is around any of her friends.
I've had her come stay with me before and we had a great time. But she was here this week and I had a lapse in judgement or something and said her friend could stay too; they were in and out of the house all night to smoke, they were moody and bored most of the time no matter what we did, and the only thing that seemed to keep them happy was being on the phone with their boyfriends or being on myspace. They drove me crazy!! Lucky for them my boyfriend was out of town because he would have kicked them out for the way they were behaving.

I've had some pretty bad friends too, but like I said, they aren't friends anymore so it doesn't matter.

What bugs me about my best friends is that I don't come first. It's always been the two of them, they put each other's needs first, I'm just added as an afterthought. For some reason, though, they always expected me to be there, to be the ugly one who never had boys after her, giving relationship advice and bending over backwards for them. And when I found a guy that actually liked me and started dating him, they got pissed. They apparently can't deal with the fact that he comes first now and that I'm happier now than I ever was before. They expected me to just be sad and lonely for the rest of my life, I guess, so they wouldn't have to share their little servant.
It makes me really sad to think my boyfriend and my mother are the only people I can trust with my problems. I mean, you're supposed to be able to tell your best friends anything, and that's what they've told me countless times, but it's not true. You can't tell them anything.
I can't go to them for advice anymore, it's awkward with one of them and the other is just negative about everything. They never help with my problems. It's pretty bad when your MOM is the ONLY person that doesn't freak out when you say you've lost your virginity.
So, in short, I've basically got a love-hate thing going on with my best friends right now. It completely sucks. Maybe I need new friends.

OMG...she makes the biggest deal out of fricking EVERYTHING! *dies* LIke....is someone accidently bumps into her BAM she complains that she is going to have all these bumps and stuff and just...gerr thinking about it does make me pretty mad. But I totally love her anyways. haha.

Then my other best friend is just to nice for her own good.

I hate that she has a girlfriend that can't make up her damn fucking mind on who she wants to be with.

:]

Everyone is in love with her.
It tends to be the people I like. whoopdeedoo! xD
I get so jealous, so then I get angry and whiney.
Not attractive at all...;;

Well, I love my best friend Sarah with all my heart.
I probably met her when I was born, and that's mainly why.
But sometimes, she can get mad for VERY small reasons.
That seriously makes me mad aswell.
And she's really hard to calm down.. So our fights can get REALLY bloody.

Other thing that I hate about her, is that she's a abit posessive.
She's always near me, always calling me, always IMing.
Sometimes it gets very annoying..

One of my friends...I love her to death, she's an ok listener, but an even better story teller. She like to make jokes, act goofy, and get others to laugh. I hate how sometimes she does have loose lips, but I can mostly trust her with important things.

One of my other friends...she's like oatmeal. Other people may call her boring, but she listens really well, and gives me good advice. She keeps herself simple, but it's never really all put out there.

And both of these friends keep me grounded. If I want to do something, and they see ahead of me that it's a bad idea...they'll tell me, because they look out for me.

One of my friend is some kind of best friend. She is always there when i want to see her and only ten minutes of walk is between our houses. I am like a tiny sister to her! But some times i not hate her but i dont understand why she is so neutral....
For exemple, yesterday i was happy and so crazy! I ask her to come with my friends and I to the McDo. And she said to me: "I dunno". I was like WTF! I ask her to say me "yes or no" and she doesnt know what to answer... She's always like that. She always doesnt want to say no...T3T
So i was angry, and said that if she doesnt say what she was thinking the answer will be "no"...
She never said what she is thinking about...That make me really mad sometimes è_é

Well my best friend has her faults, but that's what makes her who she is. Everyone has them and everyone needs to in a way. so I really can't say there's anything I actually hate about her.

The only bad thing about my best fried, who also is my husband, is that he can be really stubborn sometimes. It becomes a bad thing when he's wrong in an argument and won't admit it until way later. Other than that he's perfect.

What annoys me of one of my best friend is that she does not like playing video games so every time she wants me to go over to her house I don't want to because she mostly wants to talk about stuff and all I want to do is play video games with her XD on the other hand my other good friends enjoy playing video games with me. Either way I wish my best friend loved video games. D:

My school best friend: She's too clingy. I know she's my bff, but we do have other friends too. She doesn't always have to talk to me. Also everytime I'm talking to someone else she always bothering me to tell her what were talking about. I dont mind but she pulls on me and annoys me.

My neighborhood best friend: She's too out there for my taste. I'm more conservative but she's sort of wild.

I have very few best friends, but I think that among them would be my sister. She's younger than me, but we get along so very well. The only thing I don't like about her is that sometimes she can be so very stubborn. She totally doesn't listen to me and that can get annoying--especially when I know that I'm right. That and the fact that she's always attracting all the cute boys...

Now, my other close friends...well, there's Lee (her nickname) who is always going off and getting herself into trouble. She's had rendezvous with drugs and crap like that. She's done some really dumb things, like meeting a guy that she met online alone at a hotel room one night. She's so lucky that nothing happened to her! She always comes to me for advice but never listens to it until it's too late...I hate that about her.

There's my other friend, Larxy...she's crazy. She's always going out with the wrong people because she has low self-esteem. The thing is, she's already gone out with the people and is just repeating her old relationships with them...they're always going to fail! She's so 'emo'...or, wannabee 'emo', anyway. She always does stupid things for attention...she told me once that she's 'always sad but is acting like she's happy so no one will worry'. The truth is, she's happy acting like she's sad acting like she's happy.

It's just dumb. Sometimes my friends really piss me off...

Simon. I dislike a LOT about him. He likes to call me his boyfriend but... uh.. I just say we're friends with sexual tendencies? I won't elaborate on that. Anyhow. He's extremely over-protective of me. It's like he's my mom or somethin'! D: And he talks too much, too fast, and too loud, but... in all honesty it's a good balance for me since when I actually do speak I'm really quiet. I used to get tired of him really fast, but we spend so much time together I'm just used to it. We've been friends since elementary school.

The thing that bugs me the most is that he'll call me his boyfriend all the time, even when he's in some kind of a relationship with another man/woman. >_>; They usually know about me, and even they don't seem to mind that he thinks WE are in a relationship and barely acknowledges his actual partner!

But to be truthful, there's not much I.. actually dislike about him. I could never admit it to his face though. x_x; It's my job to whine about him!

My other friends are all girls. And ugh. Don't even get me started on them. 'OMG MY LIFE SUCKS I HATE EVERYTHING BLABLABLA I WANNA DIE WAAAAAHHH.' When 90% of them live in mansions, their parents give them literally everything they want, and... ugh. They're younger than me though, young teens, so... I can understand them through that. All teenagers overreact about their lives at one point or another. So I'll just sit with them and let 'em vent on me, and then we go get some ice cream.

The only friend I have that I don't get tired of is Simon. = u=;

my bestest bestest friend - she kinda twitchy which annoys me *rolls eyes* and she can be a bit timid too, but she is funny and fun to hang around with (and she loves anime and manga but here parents forbid it >.>;)

my best friend - she is just hella random and hyper and always happy-go-lucky, but can be emotional sometimes. (she luvs chasin guys o.o)

My best friend is sometimes mean to me and likes to be a little to rough sometimes. She's into alot of bad things, but I can't stop her. (Yes, I've tried.) I do adore her with all my heart though and she's always happy when I succeed at things as am I when she succeeds. She's hilarious too and if I ever got into a pickle she's back me up, no problem.

Woop its raising =D