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districtX
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06-08-2008, 11:00 PM
because they really love exploding pants.
Why is your mom your mom?
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Deja-Vu
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06-08-2008, 11:15 PM
Because she did the nasty with my dad
Does alcohol make the hurting stop?
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districtX
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06-09-2008, 12:13 AM
ttly. i also make you puke, wobbaly, and much more!
Have you ever lick a doggies butt?
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A M B E R
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06-09-2008, 01:01 AM
No, but I've kissed a cat's nose. Which is the opposite. I think.
Why do I want money?
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Deja-Vu
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06-09-2008, 03:26 AM
Because your a capitalist pig.
why do monkeys throw their own feces?
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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06-13-2008, 01:20 AM
Because they want to share the wonderful odor with their friends!
Why do humans write on bathroom stall walls with their own feces?
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Deja-Vu
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06-13-2008, 03:38 AM
Because man kind is a disgusting creature.
If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?
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districtX
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06-14-2008, 06:55 AM
yes, because the world farted.
Where shall the wood chuck go tonite?
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Deja-Vu
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06-14-2008, 07:30 AM
Hooters to visit its owl friends.
Are there real super heroes?
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Fabby
KHAAAAAAAAN~
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06-14-2008, 11:35 AM
Obviously! The fire fighters and police officers are the REAL superheroes!
Why does Qwest suck so much as an ISP?
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Deja-Vu
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06-14-2008, 07:23 PM
Because it just does.
Whats an ISP?
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OneWildGuy
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06-15-2008, 12:43 AM
An ISP is an International Spade Pillar. o.O
What comes up?
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Tsi Lai
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06-15-2008, 12:49 AM
Elephant bagpipes.
Why did the Grinch steal Christmas?
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Fabby
KHAAAAAAAAN~
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06-15-2008, 02:03 AM
Because Christmas goes very well on Ritz crackers.
Why are sparkly things so pretty?
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Tsi Lai
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06-15-2008, 03:20 AM
Because they have Thetan souls captured inside them.
Where do chickens sleep during the summer?
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Deja-Vu
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06-15-2008, 07:14 AM
In Florida with the rest of the old birds.
What does B.S stand for?
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Weise
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06-15-2008, 10:51 AM
Birds Suntanning.
What's the brightest thing in the world?
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Deja-Vu
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06-15-2008, 09:32 PM
A bald mans head with a few coats of wax.
Why did the devil infest my sister.
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BoomBoom
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06-16-2008, 11:58 AM
Because he had nothing better to do on a monday.
Why do unicorns like pie?
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Deja-Vu
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06-16-2008, 11:17 PM
because it hides their true love of ice cream.
Why is being naked so wrong?
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BoomBoom
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06-18-2008, 09:38 AM
Because people get to see your fatty ding dongs!
Why can't the cats outside stop fighting?
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Deja-Vu
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06-18-2008, 08:52 PM
Because Bob Barker eliminated their only other outlet for stress.
Why does bob barker hate animal reproductive organs?
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BoomBoom
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06-19-2008, 08:48 AM
Because he doesn't have any animal reproductive organs of his own!
Why are there no donkeys near me?!
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menwesha
*not so* fearless ninja
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06-19-2008, 11:48 PM
Cause they don't like the cookies you bake.
Why do i find Macaroni and cheese colored crayons in my crayon box?Do they have flavoring?
Last edited by menwesha; 06-19-2008 at 11:54 PM..
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Deja-Vu
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06-20-2008, 03:31 AM
because Crayola are bureaucratic fat cats and yes they do have flavoring but its all crayon flavored.
Why is the colour purple called purple?
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