Because money makes the worlds go round

Why are my glasses always smeared even to i keep cleaning them?

Because there are tiny microscopic gremlins that are constantly fogging your glasses. It is their lives' purpose. xD

Do you believe in vampires?

Its hard not to believe in yourself.

You dragons grew up, they are pretty :) So did mine yey. It's a pity you can't breed with other peoples dragons. I want a silver one.

ANYWAY

WHY DONT I HAVE A SILVER DRAGON?!?!?

Because they all belong to meeeeeee! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! xD

Why can't I fly?

You can't fly because I shot your wings off. >:

Why do you love the Word Games forum? D:

Because it gets my dragons (eggs currently) clicks and views. xD Really, that is the only reason why I'm here. There's no gold here. <- has ulterior motives. xD

Why won't my dragons hatch already? >_<

Because they're already hatched. >D But, you know, your dragon eggs are like SUPAHMAN. They escaped while you weren't looking. -Points at the crack D:-

Why's there a lamp next to me? ToT;
(Stupidest question ever D:)

Nooooo! My babies! TT.TT

And there's a lamp next to you because it is secretly not a lamp but a ghoul plotting to eat you when you turn away next. Kekekeke... o_0

Why are my legs so sore? TT.TT

Because you're trying to hard. If it hurts, you're doing it wrong!

Why does my mother not understand that ever if you redirect the air on the AC, it's gonna bounce back straight on me while I sleep?

Because she believes that their are a million invisible fairies hovering over you while you sleep and that the beating of their wings will keep the cold air away from you. xD

Why can't I have my rock star crush? xD

Because he's with your mom. Dude, incest is NOT BEST D:

^^ Why is my dog completely and utterly fascinated and ANNOYING when he thinks about or sees my gerbls?

Because he thinks he's a mother goose to them and wants to swallow them whole, so that he can carry them around in his belly for the rest of their little lives. o_0

Why can't I catch a butterfly?

When you love something you have to let it go.

How do waterfalls work?

They are spat from the mouths of giant mountain dragons.

How high is the sky and how deep in the sea?

A lot.

Why does the internet exist?

Porn.

Buttsecks?

Sorry dont feel up to it ;D

Why is it impossible for me to sleep D:

Because it's impossible for ME to sleep! xD

Why aren't elephants purple?

Because you need some sort of indicator when you're drunk or high.

Why are delicious cereals never in my house? D:

Because I ATE THEM ALL. AHAHAHAHAHA. xD

Why is my aunty always late?

Because the will of the universe is working against her.

If they take the leftovers from doughnuts to make bite-sized doughnut holes, how come there aren't any bagel holes?

Because doughnut holes really aren't leftovers. They're made into rings from the beginning. That's right. They LIED.

...But I have no idea about bagels. xD

Why aren't there bagel holes? o_0

I dont even know what a bagel is.

Why do I have a head ache"

Because brain pirates are pillaging inside your head.

Why is my dog psychotic?

because you never took it to anger management

why can't i get a girlfriend?