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#301
Old 07-16-2008, 02:07 AM

Because youre in your boxers!

Why are hotdogs called 'hotdogs'?

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#302
Old 07-16-2008, 11:46 AM

because its made from dogs.. .. and its.. well hot

why do ducks quack? (and taste so nice when crispy)

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#303
Old 07-16-2008, 02:06 PM

Because it's their mating call O_O (and because their fat has seeped into the grease. ew)


Why is most currency made out of paper/trees?

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#304
Old 07-22-2008, 07:02 PM

Because paper beats rock [think cavemen=rocks]

Do you know the muffin man?

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#305
Old 07-22-2008, 09:23 PM

Why yes, I ate him while he was baking himself ^___^

Why don't we pronounce the 'w' in two?

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#306
Old 07-24-2008, 07:07 PM

because it's silent...

why does money make the "world go 'round"?

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#307
Old 07-24-2008, 07:22 PM

Becuase it's made of trees and trees are secretly the real reason the world spins (it's just a game to them. Spin the Planet!)

Why is pink considered a 'girl' colour?

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#308
Old 07-27-2008, 05:16 PM

Because Eve wore pink when she was banished from the garden of eden 8D *shot*

Why is it that it's cold in the winter and hot in the summer?

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#309
Old 08-16-2008, 03:47 PM

Because it snows in the winter and doesn't in the summer.

Why do we wear socks?

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#310
Old 08-19-2008, 03:24 AM

Because the bunnies that come out of the carpet will eat our feet if we don't.

Why is the sky blue?

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#311
Old 08-19-2008, 08:02 PM

because if the sky was white you couldn't see the clouds

Why shouldn't we eat dirt?

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#312
Old 08-19-2008, 11:54 PM

NO NEITHER GERMS EW T_T
Why does god let trolls live?

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#313
Old 08-20-2008, 12:02 AM

Cause god was secretly in love with a troll in high school.

Why are peanuts called peanuts when they're neither a pea nor a nut?

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#314
Old 08-20-2008, 10:56 AM

Theyre not a nut?? *brain explodes*

If I took over the world, would you follow me willingly?

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#315
Old 08-21-2008, 12:08 AM

If you had candy...

Why do strangers give out candy and not something more filling?

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#316
Old 08-21-2008, 12:26 PM

So that you follow them for more.

Why does the rain fall down?

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#317
Old 08-21-2008, 04:57 PM

Because I said so.

Why are there two different genders?

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#318
Old 08-21-2008, 07:41 PM

Because three would get confusing, and one ain't any fun.
If a donkey in spanish is a burro, then what's a little spanish donkey?

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#319
Old 09-04-2008, 10:31 PM

A chihuahua :D

Why is the world round?

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#320
Old 09-05-2008, 04:18 AM

Cause someone forgot that triangles have sides...

If you're trying to fail, and you succed at failing.. what have you done?

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#321
Old 09-05-2008, 11:44 AM

You've invented a new color that nobody can see.

How can you build a coffin with your feet?

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#322
Old 09-06-2008, 06:53 PM

grow your toes to be really long :D

how can I play MMORPGs twenty thousand hours a week?

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#323
Old 09-07-2008, 05:23 AM

By hacking interwebs clocks D;

Why isn't Pluto a planet anymore?! D8

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#324
Old 09-07-2008, 03:24 PM

Cause Its a star now.

What color is glass?

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#325
Old 09-09-2008, 06:52 PM

The color of your soul >:3

What makes the sun hot?

 


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