A midget with a really big pair of bellows.

Why do you only find sand at the ocean where there's lots of water or in the desert where there's no water?

Because sand can not live in any other environments

Why is it that the wheels on the bus goes round and round?

Because the horn on the bus goes beep beep beep.
Why do people spontaneously combust?

Cause they go and recieve the offer of getting their butt kicked... Thats why they "com-bust":sarcasm::insane::sweat::P

Why do we count sheeps when we cant sleep?

Because counting sheep is boring so the more you count, the more sleepy you get!

Why do we spit when we talk?

Cause we forget to swallow. Thats why we spit when we talk.

Why do people say that theirs a man on the moon, everytime we look at the moon?

'Cause he is stalking you D8!

If jail and prison mean the same, why jailer and prisoner don't?! D':

They want you to think it means the same thing, because in the time you've thought about it they've already stolen your wallet and fled. :ninja:

Why do umbrellas flip inside out with the slightest breeze?

Because they are trying to catch the rain to keep it off your head.

Why do cats always land on their feet?

Because they can land 4 times at once due to having 4 feet. More security to safe their 7 lives. :D

Why don't kites work well underwater?

Because sharks eat them

Why cant cats fly?

Because the ground keeps reaching their feet D;

Why do I have brown eyes?!

Because your mamma dropped your eyeballs in mud before she gave them to you.

Why don't fish have ears??

Because then their ears would get full of water! D:

Why is pocky so deliciously good?

Because the Japanese made them with 90% awesome and 10% Crack.

Why do men have nipples?

Just in case.

What causes rainbows?

When someone puts a skittle on a frisbee and throws it to the sky.

Why can't humans lick their elbows?

Cause they forget to ask the peson next to them to lick it for them.

Why cant we fly?

Because then we'd float away into space. D;

Why do giraffes have long necks?

It's because their favorite pasttime is to curl their necks around the trunks of trees for comfort. xD

Why do birds suddenly appear out of nowhere? o_O

Because they are really small, fluttering ninjas who have learned the true nature of stealth.

Why do dragons always seem to breathe fire? D;

Because when they torch fellow dragons and other womanly creatures, they can use their favorite pick-up line: "Hey, you're hot." xDDD

Why are there insomniacs in the world today? =O

Because someone said that if you don't sleep your eyes get bigger and bigger. @[email protected]

Why are humans made up of so much water?

So no one'll ever have to worry about getting thirsty. :P

Why do people who walk by your house stare at you? D:

Because legend says that if you don't look at the person who owns a house you pass by, they're gonna disappear forever. Not looking means not seeing, so if they don't look, it means that you're not there. o_o

Why do wolves have such big shiny teeth? =P