Because they floss after every meal! :O

Why do cat's litterboxes smell so much..? D:

Because cats don't want you stealing the secret treasures that lay hidden under all that dirt. xD

Why can girls wear pants and shorts but guys can't wear skirts and dresses?

Because a guys woohoo might come out and attack?~

Why is the sky blue?

Because God ran out of other colors to color the sky with. =P

Why is school so important? =O

Because school is like a rubber chicke~ Not quiet sure what to do with it, but it's funny. XD And because, you learn things that you might never need in the future.

Why is the moon, called the moon? XDD

Because there was once a cow named N who liked to look at this big shiny round thing in the sky. Someone told him, "Moo, N!" because he was a cow. It came out sounding like "Moon!" instead, and so the moon was called the moon in honor of the cow named N who liked to moo at it. o_O; xDD

Why can't chickens fly? =O

Because they need to stay on the farm!

Why did leg warmers go out of style?

Because everyone stopped wearing skirts and now we all wear pants. :P

Why is popcorn called popcorn and not exploding corn?

Because the military was afraid that if people knew of the true nature of this kind of corn, they might use these explosive corns and start WW3. xDD;

Why do people like the color black more than white? =O

Because white is better, but people want to hide it so they wear black.

Why do all classical music have a fast and slow section?

Because if they didn't it would be medium all the time and everyone would get bored with classical music and it would um, die. T.T

Why are bangs fringes and fringes bangs?

Because people love to confuse you!

Why do people say the sky is blue when it's really clear?

Because the sky really IS blue! : O

Where did all the cookies go? ._.

You ate them all, silly! =P

Why must we all take a bath? =O

Why do cows moo?

Because a squeeking cow would be just silly now wouldn't it?

Why does the back of the knee have no name?

Because it's not important enough to have its own name. =P

Why must we all take a bath? =O

(Repeating the question because DancingYogi didn't answer it. >.>)

Because our manly grease is an offering to the great... uh... great... Bubba-wubba-tubba! : O

Are you insane..? ._.

No, I'm just your reflection you're talking to, hun. ^^;

Why don't snowmen come to life after they're created? =O

Thhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!

Scroll down!^3^

Because they are too busy plotting world dominance.

Why does Earth rotate around the Solar system?

Because the Earth is too lazy to make its own route for its rotations. xDD;;

Why don't Science and Religion get along? =O

only God knows the answer. :P

Why can't animals talk and confide in me?

Because thousands of years ago a monkey traded all the animals' ability to speak to the devil for a banana. ... True story.

Why does my gum eventually lose its flavor?

Because the gum fairy gets annoyed by the sound of chewing and finally takes the flavor away :D

If Jimmy Cracks corn and no one cares, why do they sing a song about him?